Evidence of my awesomeness

When I walk I take long giant steps, and I wake up early every morning. I drink a lot of water before I go to sleep every night so I can wake up around 3am in the morning to pee, after I pee I go outside my house and look up at the clear night sky and I scream out "TUURRKEYY BACCOOONNN!"

That's why I'm so freakin awesome, email me if you would like to know more.