When I walk I take long giant steps, and I wake up early every morning. I drink a lot of water before I go to sleep every night so I can wake up around 3am in the morning to pee,
after I pee I go outside my house and look up at the clear night sky and I scream out "TUURRKEYY BACCOOONNN!"
That's why I'm so freakin awesome, email me if you would like to know more.
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