She always been a freak smhh
So talking behind people’s back is a sin. So why do y’all do it??
It’s not good to be heartless, don’t brag about that shyt
Ella Mai’s my crush but that btch talks btch talks too much
The days are scorching but the nights are frigid
I don’t like sharing anything. Food, girls, whatever. If it’s mines IT’S MINES!
I find it very difficult to suppress my carnal urges
Each day keeps getting warmer
Dignity is not something that should be earned. It’s already bestowed upon you by God when you come into this world
Don’t you want to have a child with someone that you really love and care about?
No girl is willing to wait for ☝️ ngga, who has nothing to offer her
I dig my nose in public and idc who sees
When God’s wrath descends upon the people only few can recognize it
Y’all look like this 😷 😭😭
This homeless shelter in VA is far better than the ones in Philly
I’m bouta vent, don’t take me seriously
These tests that God be giving me are so much... and they’re continuous
I sometimes wish that I can catch Corona Virus and DIE!!
I’m quick to catch feelings. But they also die fast
Sallam and good morning
You’d look a lot better if you lost some damn weight!
I’d be lying if I said I didn’t MISS MY DAWWGGS!!
I wanna elope with a girl, run away to a isolated island somewhere and marry her. Then fuck a baby in her, then run 🏃 away forever and leave her in that island cuz I don’t WANT TO HANDLE MY RESPONSIBILITIES AS A FATHER!!
Jk. I wouldn’t leave like that. Imma leave a note on the fridge like “going to the store to get some milk bae brb” THAN NEVER COME BACK 😭😭😂😂
👱🏽♀️smhh
Would you like to marry me?
👱🏽♀️bye!
Why you saying bye btch? You trying go to the store and GO SUCK SOME NGGA DCK!! YOU A HOE
👱🏽♀️ your sad
Btch and you’re a figment of my imagination, YOU DON’T EVEN EXIST!
Idk what’s faker, you, your hair, or your titties
And you’re FAT! You look like a fakeass Katara n shyt. You mad cuz your mom died and you can’t waterbend that good
Look 👀 around. You think nggas in the world really give a fuck about you?
Some people wouldn’t last a day in jail
The problem with this Ummah is that they don’t help their fellow Muslims. Some people be suffering and they just be standing by watching
I pray that Allah makes this whole entire world feel and go through more than what I’m feeling. I’m hurting, may Allah make the world hurt 100X more
I blame it on the scholars. Those who propagate the Religion. If you’re going to preach Dawah which is the truth then TELL IT HOW IT IS. Don’t change anything!! YOU FAGGOTS WANNA CHANGE UP EVERYTHING! May Allah curse all of you
This is exactly why the Prophet Muhammad SAWS used to cry, and seldom he would rest. Because he knew things would be like this. “Allah and His Messenger knows best!”
When I was in jail the thing I prayed for the most: “please kill me now God!”
So many times I’ve asked this ngga God to kill me. But He didn’t. Idk why. And I can’t like drink poison and die. That’s the btch way out. That’s what Hitler did, and he a btch
Ik exactly how ima die: I’ma take a perk, smoke some weed, drink some liquor. Get a stripper and go to a hotel room, fuck the shit outta her, bust a nut and DIEE!
That’s my dream death
I’d be damn if one of these nggas murder me.
Juneteenth is on a Friday 😆
You should be grateful that God woke you up this morning
The dawn is breaking
Jimmy
I wanna join a punk rock band
Idk what it means to be a Democrat or Republican, Conservative, Reservative and idc!! All ik is that Ima “Muslim”
I’m working on getting my life together
I overslept and missed Fajr 😟
Jerry - the old man
You do not need people’s individual comments to be doing squats, you should be doing that anyway you fat motherfukker!
I could’ve fukked her, but I chose not to
I caught Fajr this morning. I did my workouts. It’s gon be a good day 😌
Jeff - front desk
Don’t me irrational, be rational. Don’t be haughty. Be the one to control your emotions. God loves He who controls His emotions
I cheated on you with a dancer
Bill - looks like a crackhead
Girls know we be calling them btches and they don’t care. They only get mad when we publicly call them a btch
Idk if I should pray first or eat...
Does eating take precedence over Salah ? 🤔
When a boy constantly messes with you it’s cuz he think you a btch and wanna fight you. When a girl messes with you it’s cuz she think you cute and wanna kiss you
I burnt my finger 😢
👨🏿you burnt ya whole body
Btch you blacker than me!
How do girls know when they’re getting pregnant? 🤔 is it like a tingly feeling in their cooch cooch?
Why don’t most people care about God and doing good? And they know that we’re going to face Him when we die. Instead we are deluded by the trivialities of this world.
Blowing smoke in somebody’s face is the ultimate sign of disrespect. It’s tantamount to spitting in their face 😂
The shortest, fattest nggas be getting the prettiest girls
I let God control what I cannot control
I’m still hungry
Winchester, VA. Nicest place in America
You have to learn to lower your standards
I like when girls wear bright colored clothing. It really brings out their “eyes”
Derek
Idk how to put filters on blunts ☹️ ima failure
What’s the quickest way to kill yourself?? 🤔
Ima genuine person! The love that I give is “sacred”
God wants us to be happy
I don’t answer to nobody, I do my own thing
Mr. Rob
Mr. John - black guy
I once had this cab driver, he was telling me like “you can talk things into existence” so like when I was younger my dad used to be telling me like “you’re gonna grow up and go to jail and be a pothead”. He would tell me this so many times. Now I’m older and I’ve been to jail twice and I’m an avid weed smoker smhh
Sensu beans will replenish my chakra
Tim - sleeps above me
Mike - chubby guy
I got two red pills, to take the blues away
5 pillars of Islam and 6 pillars of Iman
Islam is a beautiful Religion. It’s just the people that propagate it make it look bad. These scholars, Madhabs etc...
Don’t try to disparage my character
We have to act as one ☝️. Nobody can do it by themselves, except God. That’s why he made us One Ummah. You feel me?
These Madhabs distinctify us and defeats the entire purpose
I sometimes feel like I’m the only one with a brain!
These girls will do anything for a Scooby snack
What’s wrong with SEPTA???
I fuks with SEPTA
I did my workouts and prayed Fajr this morning 🙂
I believe in God. Idk wtf you believe in
Derek - emo kid
Josh - Barber
Jerry
Bill
Louis
Ms. Kacey
Israel
Ryan Dent
Frivolous - not having any serious purpose or value.
Trivial - of little value or importance.
Portent - a sign or warning that something, especially something momentous or calamitous, is likely to happen.
The 13th amendment abolishes slavery
Systematic - done or acting according to a fixed plan or system; methodical.
"a systematic search of the whole city"
Query - a question, especially one addressed to an official or organization
Locution - a word or phrase, especially with regard to style or idiom; a person's style of speech.
Idiom - An idiom is a phrase or expression whose meaning can't be understood from the ordinary meanings of the words in it. For example, “Get off my back!” is an idiom meaning “Stop bothering me!” The idiom “You hit the nail on the head” means “You're exactly right.”
Prowess - skill or expertise in a particular activity or field.
Everybody’s prone to some form of suffering
Never think you’re immune
Hegemonize - subject (a population, region, process, etc.) to a dominant political or social power.
Winchester, VA. Worst place in America
Dumbass white waitress btch gon tell me to leave the bar cuz I’m “heavily intoxicated” DF!! I’m NOT EVEN DRUNK BRUH! My balance just a little off cuz of my brain aneurysm. FUCK THAT BTCH!! This is exactly why you should never judge a person based on appearance
Fuckin dumbass fat btch. She look like a fatass watermelon
She look like a fatass bungee jumper
She look like a fatass cream doughnut
Fervently - very enthusiastically or passionately.
"he fervently believes he's doing the right thing"
In order to be a good leader you have to be cool tempered
You have to be assertive
I don’t like the “talking” stage. I like to get right to it you feel me? Like... “IS WE FUCKIN OR NOT? I’M TRYING MAKE YOU MY WIFE AND HAVE A COUPLE KIDS LIKE... Watchu trying do??” Tell me please cuz I can be out here being a hoe and giving these other bitches babies! 🤪
You can’t always get what you want btch
That’s because you’re fat!
I don’t like not knowing people’s names
You can hold your leg out you can choke me while I eat it
Enoch is Idriss AS
Idriss is the first man to ever write with a pen
Fear is a necessary instinct for survival
Connotation- an idea or feeling that a word invokes in addition to its literal or primary meaning.
"the word “discipline” has unhappy connotations of punishment and repression"
Connoisseur- an expert judge in matters of taste.
"a connoisseur of music"
Derail- obstruct (a process) by diverting it from its intended course.
Apple Music doesn’t even come close in comparison to Pandora
It comes on top in terms of having more music and the ability to listen to it
But Pandora has far better taste and plays better music
I wanna smoke some weed
Out of all these YouTube Muslim scholars Mufti Menk is my favorite
Because he is the one that talk about things that I can relate to more
Mufti Menk’s brain is like a plethora of the Quran. May Allah bless him
Say “AAMEN”
Cognizance - knowledge, awareness, or notice.
"he was deputed to bring the affair to the cognizance of the board"
Integrate- combine (one thing) with another so that they become a whole.
I ordered this laptop from Wal-Mart, I can’t wait for it to come
I can finally continue to work on my website and resume my writing
My brother gave me a laptop but he took it back when we got into an argument
He can’t take this one back, it’s mines, I paid for it
Nothing is really yours until you pay for it
That’s why Allah made it obligatory to pay the mahr when getting married
Because that’s your wife! You took her heart and paid her money
So do whatever you like with her, approach her any way
Just don’t put it in her butt
That’s Haraam. May Allah forgive me
Say “AAMEN”
But to be quite honest, she’s not really yours. She’s not your property. This isn’t slavery. No, she’s your wife. I.e. your PARTNER
That girl is another human being like you, not no damn toy you can play with at anytime
There’s things you can do with her and things you cannot
Like for example: YOU CAN’T BEAT HER!
🤬
I hate that shyt, that’s oppression
My father used to beat my mother
He would beat her senselessly
“Beat my mother huh? I’M GONNA KILL YOU BTCH!!”
Those of you who believe, don’t poke fun at others
Don’t be sarcastic towards one another
Believers are nothing but brothers towards one another
Nouman Ali Khan is also one of my favorite Muslim YouTube lecturer
I love my brother, even though he called me a pervert
Nevertheless he’s my brother, I love and forgive him
I’m not gonna trip about it, girls call me a pervert all the time
That’s another story
I love early mornings. They’re so blessed
My favorite YouTube Muslim scholars are: (not in any order)
1. Mufti Menk
2. Nouman Ali Khan
3. Shaykh Hamza Yusuf
4. Dr. Yasir Qadhi
5. Omar Sulleman
6. Yasmin Mogahed
Yasmin’s my favorite 😘
The worse calamities are those that make you laugh
Comportment - behavior; bearing.
"he displayed the comportment expected of the rightful king"
Allegory- a story, poem, or picture that can be interpreted to reveal a hidden meaning, typically a moral or political one.
Do not believe what the media is telling you. That’s rule number one. Don’t believe what the media is telling you. Don’t let anybody tell you that ISIS, Taliban represent Islam, because if that’s the case then the KKK represents Christianity. And everybody knows that’s not true
Allah/God tests with constrictions and He tests with ease. And sometimes the test of plenty can be more difficult than the test of poverty
39% of the people in Norway are atheists
If there are two lights there’s no darkness in between
The envious person is always thinking about what other people are doing, and they feel bad about that
These are spiritual realities that people should be concerned about
Calibrated - carefully assessed, set, or adjusted.
"core reforms need calibrated policies"
Nowadays sins are taken very lightly, modesty is very invaluable. Which leads us to that human life becomes invaluable
We wrong one another out of a false illusion of power and authority
The purpose of a rhetorical question is to emphasize what is already known
At every stage of your life your vulnerability was protected by Allah
Shaytaan has caused you to neglect some of the biggest blessings that Allah has given you
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