⚠Thursday
I'm finna go fishing in fb
I NEED REAL FRIENDS ON FB. MFS WHO ARE LIVE PEOPLE DF
Not Stacey and Mandy with mfn cartoon pictures
Df
I'm trying see some ass and titties in my news feed. Df this shyt showing pictures of dudes n shyt that's. Not. What. I'm. Trying. To. See
Ass and bootycheeks
All day
Hold up, "Leslie" is a guy name
That btch think I'm gay
Just because you're on a diet don't mean you can't look at the menu- Tim
Respect my "no" like you respect my "yes"- Delano
Freedom of religion is one of the most important things that we have to protect on this planet
KEEP YO LEGS UP!
LET A NGGA INSIDE YEEAAHH
That song is haraam
It promotes illicit behavior
I worship Allah alone with no partners
God HAS NO PARTNERS
No partner in Godhood
Allah is One
All of His attributes are one
I fear God a lot
Girls don't like it when you ignore them
They don't like it when you make them feel unappreciated or not wanted
They fiend for attention
-fohh u fukkin fiend. Here you want attention? Here ima give you all this dck in your mouth and that's all the damn attention you getting
Women also don't like to be put on the spotlight
Well some do, they are what we call nowadays "whores"
These btches, all they do is fill they face with makeup, wear tight clothes and go out, so that nggas can drool over them
And then she finally gets a ngga she wants, she wants for him to keep her private and
She wants to only belong to that one ngga and nobody else
But yet, she was just outside the house dressed like a prostitute
How you gonna "want a ngga that will treat you nice and keep you private, but yet you came outside the house dressed as a prostitute"?
Explain yourself
Some women want others to know about the relationships, they wanna take pictures so that everybody else can see
-btch you ugly. I don't want nggas to know that we're dating. I just wanna be fucking you on the low so nobody can know. You trying take pictures and put them on instagram n shyt, you gon ruin this whole shit for me
"I gotta bring in some girls from Miami to heat up the city and that's word to Stunna! "
Today is Friday. I have been smoking and getting high all week, before and after school. I've just been high af!
But TODAY! I'm sober
Three things that I like: God, Prayer, Women
But "God" is not a thing, nor do I "like" Him
This is blasphemy
Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah
Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah
May Allah bless Mansa Musa
MICHAEL JACKSON WAS A MUSLIM!
Nobody knew of his Islam except him
It's not a condition for anyone else to know about you being Muslim. You can just be Muslim on the low
But if someone asks you if you're a Muslim you must tell them yes
If you do not then you blaspheme and exit out of Islam
But lemme tell you about this ngga Michael Jackson. He would stand up during the late hours of the night and call out to his Lord
This ngga would STAND FOR HOURS...
And then when he was done he would take his little puppy with him and...
Oh shit. That ngga Muslim, I cannot make jokes about him or offend him in any way
May Allah forgive me
SSHHIIIITTTTTTT!!
Did I pray Fajr already? 😕
I think I did but I'm not sure
This is how this ngga Ibliss attack you
He be making you dubious. About whether or not you prayed, or how many rak'ahs you did. Or how many times you washed your hand during Wudu
This is how this mf works
Btchass ngga
Bitch ima go make Wudu and pray, because I am a pious slave of Allah Azzawajal btch
YOU DON'T CONTROL ME!!
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⚠Friday
GOOD MORNING!
IT'S FRIDAY 😆😃
I just prayed Fajr
This faggot ass ngga be trying sit next to me on the bus
Yesterday I moved to the back of the bus and this mf followed me
He be having some pink earphones and got this big ass black mole on the back of his neck
That jawn ugly as shit
Eew why that shit look like that?
HOLY MOLY THAT SHYT HUGE!
😂
Big ass mole looking like a black ant
Looking like that shyt contains your life line in it
That shyt prolly has vital organs in it in which can be detrimental to your health if I pop it n shyt
If I pop that big ass mole at the back of your head you gon die btch
Nutass nappy ass braids that ngga got
Th jawns nappy and dirty as shit. They don't even look like braids, they look like some random worms just went in the back of your head and took a shit!
That's what the back of ur head looks like
Worm shit!
Faggot ass ngga
All these btches that's out here and you nggas still choose to be gay smhh
Everything in Islam is for the betterment of the human being
"One time, one time for my bad btches
"Picture me rolling!"
"Exposed you to real 🕪🎶
This song is haraam
It promotes illicit behavior
She smell good as shyt
The girl sitting next to me
I wanna marry her
MY FEELINGS ARE TRUE!
I can't wait to go to Jummuah today and have my sins forgiven
All the damn weed I been smoking this week
And all the girls ass I looked at smhh
I gotta buy new headphones
The one I got now is dysfunctional
No longer working
Well it does still work, only one ear works
So this means that it's not working
I an a pious slave of Allah Azzawajal
My sins are very little
BRO LOOK AT HER ASS! 😰 🍑
THAT SHYT FAT!!!!
She cute as shit
-WHO?
This girl on the bus. I love her. Her ass fat, I wanna marry her
DON'TLOOK AT HER ASS ABDUL YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO TO JUMMUAH! !
Omw to Jummah I CAN'T WAIT!! 😆
In Islam, a person may fall into sin for three main reasons:
1. They're poor
2. They're weak
3. They're a student
I have satisfied all those categories
Good deeds causes some of your small sins to disipate away
Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah
Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah
Allah is the only God and Muhammad is his slave and Messenger
I'm at Jummuah, all my sins have been forgiven, I love it here, I love praying, I LOVE BEING MUSLIM
All the weed I smoked and all the porn u watched. CTRL+ALT+DELETE
It's all gone!
Allah's Mercy
Envy and enmity are both sins of the heart
Envy is among the pettiest attribute
The first sin was envy
The Shaytan envied our master Adam
Cane envied his brother Abel. As a result a murder was carried out
The evil eye is true
The devil will notice and know that the person is looking and starring
Also another sin of the heart is to throw the charity that you gave away to somebody
Among the sins of the heart is to make assumptions about somebody without valid proof
He got happy for the sin that he did, he is sinning
It is a sin of the heart to hate the pious people, i.e. the Muslims
Being extra stingy is sinful
It is a sin of the heart to belittle those things that Allah praised
If they belittle the torture of hell
"Hellfire is easy, it's just a walk through the park"
This is blasphemy to say, becauseit contradicts the Religion
Allah has clearly stated in His Qur’an that the torture of hellfire is HARD!
It's not easy
Gtfo my face,
Trying distract me from the remembrance of Allah
You gotta try hard af!
Because Allah is always on my mind. So if you got something to distract me from His remembrance then 👏
Leaving Jummuah right now. Today was complete. All my sins have been forgiven, if I die right now I would be like a new born baby, sinless!
So now that my sins have been forgiven and I'm sinless I'm finna go right back at it!
PORN! WEED! MORE POORNNN!!
😂
CDFUUPP!
Bruh, I am never going to return back to those sins again. NEVER NEVER NEVER
I'M DONE!!
NO MORE PORN, NO MORE WEED, I. AM. DONE!
but even if I do return back to those sins and I repent just know that Allah will forgive me and take me back
JUST KNOW THAT!
BUT DON'T FUKKIN SIN
IF YOU SIN YOU'RE GAY!
Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah
May Allah raise the rank of my master Muhammad
sallallahu alayhi wa sallam
I just farted
I have to renew my Wudu for Maghrib prayer when I go home
You know when you do a silent fart and you know that jawn stink! So you try to adjust the way that you're seated so other people won't smell it
😅😂
That JAWN STINK!
If Allah Wills for other people to smell it than that's what's going to happen!
You can't fight His Will
So it's a sin to make assumptions about a Muslim without valid proof
So all you fuckers who accused Michael Jackson of touching them damn kids. ALL YOU FUCKERS IS GOING TO HELLFIRE!
These nggas talk like btches
All yall do is spread rumors, without evidence or proof
Not only is that a sin, but it is also a bad characteristic
Nobody likes somebody who's quick to judge. Or be judgmental
Michael Jackson was a damn Muslim
Not only that, he was a descent human being. He was a family man
You fuckers stripped him of his dignity
HE HAD A DAUGHTER!
I ain't gon lie that ngga did have some... awkward behaviors, the way he acted was not normal, and I mean that in the best possible way. Being normal sucks, it's good to be weird
The smell of some good marijuana lingers in the air
But I won't follow it because I am a pious slave of Allah Azzawajal
What you focus on grows, there are some people that are problem focused
People who are problem focused often tend to have high levels of anxiety
Any problem that you think about, talk about, post about, guess what happens to that problem? It starts to become bigger and bigger
When you are a person who's always thinking about problems then those problems will begin to surround you and it can become very dibilitating
-"I'm funny af and be chilling when I'm high"
Df 😕
Do u hear urself
-what??
So you like being high? You think it's cool??
-uhh... yeah
You're.a.fuckin.idiot
I'm glad you think it's awesome to openly indulge in sin like that
I once saw this little girl on the playground smoking weed and getting high
I walked up to her like "you know that's not cute"
She looked at me like 😞
She said "ngga I'm not trying look cute I'm trying get high!"
I shook my head in disappointment, then I turned around and left
SIKE!! I WAS LIKE "scoot over!"
I sat with her and we smoked up, I was high as shit
She was like 9, I was like 16. Her older sister had a fat ass!
She knew I liked her older sister but she didn't want to give me the hoop, i.e. she did not want to facilitate for me an easy way to have intercourse with her older sister
Some girls just be "good to look at", and it don't have to involve any lust
Like umm... old ladies
Old ladies is good to look at, well some... some of them btches be ugly as shit keep it a bean
I do not be trying to look
And plus ur vagina all old n crusty 👵
Eeww grandma. I.dont.want.no.parts
Keep it a bean tho old ladies suck the best dick
They don't be having no teeth. They gotta take off they dentures to give head n shyt
"That's right bae take off that fuckin denture and come suck this dck
She be all old n crusty like "you want me to suck ur dick sonny?"
I'm thinking like: "who df is sonny, this btch tripping, got me mixed up with somebody else n shyt
fuck you
Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah
Keep it a bean, I fuck a lot of btches
My dick little tho
I gotta small dick
I get money and fuck btches with my little dick
It's not a condition to have a big dck in order to get btches
Look at Stevie J
Look at Flava Flav
Them nggas UGLY AS SHIT!!
they fuck btches tho
Cuz they got money
I use my mind more efficiently and I'm able to do more when I'm sober
OH! SO THAT'S WHY GOD MADE SMOKING WEED INTO A SIN!!
Because it can tamper with your health and cause you more problems
OOOOHHHHH!! I.Never.Knew
God smart af!
He be thinking of everything. It's like... He knows everything!
How you do that God??
How You know so much??
Keep it a bean tho,
I like when btches suck my bottom lip, that shyt feels good
Mercy used to be sucking my bottom lip 😊
And I used to be sucking hers as well, her lips, but not the one on her mouth
Mercy was a freak, she turned me out
No I turned her out first, I been a freak. Me and her was fuckin like crazy!
My sex drive high as shit
Mercy Umah was my first love 😚
CDDDFFUUPP! SIKE!!
She cute as shit. I want her. But she has a boyfriend 🙁
-SOO?
"I can't talk to her or be with her because she's not permissible for me"
-OK... BUT DOES SHE HAVE A VAGINA?
yeaa
-DOES SHE HAVE A FAT ASS?
"yeaah"
-THEN FUCK HER DUDE!
-SHE WANT THE D BRO, YOU THE ONE THAT'S WAYING
"Mhmm... I suppose you do have a point"
Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah
The only girls that I love in this Dunya is my mother, and my two sisters
NO OTHER GIRLS
Why do we label Allah as "He" when he is not man or female?
Well, The Prophets and the angels are the best of the creation yes? And all of the Prophets, 124,000 of them, they were all men
And angels do not have genders. But, when they do appear in human form then they will be men, they will not be females
And also God has male attributes, Power, Might, Strength
So that's the reason why. It would not be permissible to call God a girl. That would be blasphemy. Because it would be likening Allah to the creation and saying He's weak
Likewise, labeling Allah as a "man" would also be blasphemy because it is likening Him to the creation
Ayat 11 of Surah Al-Shura
Keep it a bean, my dick stink
Naw keep it a bean, it don't stink
Allah is GOD okay
No one deserves to be worshipped but Him
Yess!! I just finished my Isha prayer. Today is Friday, I woke up this morning, I did Fajr, I went to class, I WENT TO JUMMUAH, I came back home, I'm sober, and I just fulfilled my final prayer for today 😆
I'm proud of myself. I'm happy that I am a practicing Muslim and I keep up with my prayers
R/s, Astaghfirullah if something happens to me tonight and I die in my sleep I will go to Jannah, Insha'llah
Because I am still in a state of Wudu, and the angels would stay with you until you wake up if you go to sleep in a state of Wudu
I just farted. My Wudu has been broken
Goodnight
Allah answering your prayer or supplication is not based on the level of piety or righteousness that a person has
Its based on if whether or not Allah chooses to answer it, with His Eternal Knowledge
Prophet Muhammad SAWS, he is the most righteous and the most loved by God. When his wife Khadijah fell sick you don't think that he prayed to Allah to make her better?
HE PRAYED! HE BEGGED ALLAH
"Ya Allah please make my wife get healthy, make her better Ya Rabb"
He made supplications like that and he pleaded to Allah
But... she still died
He was married to her for 25 years
25 FRIGGIN YEARS!
I can't even keep a girl for 25 minutes
And all of his children died in his lifetime, except one, Fatima, she passed away six months later
You don't think he prayed to Allah for his children to not die?
Do you know the pain of losing one child? Just ONE!
This ngga lost six
SIX OF HIS KIDS DIED!
Poof GONE!
I was bouta say "them btches dead" but it would not be permissible to curse or mock any of the relatives of the Prophet PBUH
I was once fuckin this btch she had a fat ass!
-WHO? 👀
I don't wanna backbite, I don't wanna eat dead meat flesh bro
-what's her name??
-SCREW YOU!
-tell me and ima tell u how you can easily fuck any btch that you want
STACEY! HER NAME WAS STACEY!! SHE HAD LONG DARK HAIR AND SHE WAS SHORT
Last week when I was smoking weed. I was smoking really strong marijuana and I was high af. Right after when I finished and stood up to leave the Adhan went off in my phone 😟
I was scared as shit
May Allah bless Shaykh Sayf
May Allah bless Shaykh Ahmad
All them ISIS mfs who blow up planes and trains with mothers and babies in it, all them nggas is going to hell!
-wait, but I thought that every Muslim will go to Paradise?
Yes, that's true, Allah did say in the Qur’an that anyone who dies on Islam will inevitably enter into Paradise sooner or later. Depending on whether or not they "die on Islam"
If you die on Islam then everything is all fine and dandy you will enter Paradise
But them ISIS nggas, they are not Muslims. They may be Arabs, they may speak the Arabic language, they may dress as Muslims and claim that is what they are, but keep it a bean, them nggas ain't Muslims
He blasphemed waay before he blew up that plane and killed that mother and baby
Why? Because he deemed it in his mind that "it is permissible for me to kill that mother and baby"
And what's even worse is he claims that he's doing it in the name of God
This is blasphemy of belief. He is no longer Muslim
And that ngga got the nerve to blow up the plane talking bout some "Allahu AKBAR!"
BOOM!! 💣💣 EVERYTHING BLOWS UP
And that ngga die thinking "I have fulfilled the work of my Lord, Paradise awaits me, I'm finna get all these virgins"
😑 What??
Do you hear yourself???
You sound fuckin stupid
Btch the only thing that awaits you is this ngga Iblees putting a pitchfork in your ass and melting your eyeballs
And this ngga Maalik gon give you hot water to drink until your intestines burn btch
Maalik is the gatekeeper of hell. He don't be smiling
Idk why 😕
He didn't even smile for the Prophet SAWS when he saw him
When the Prophet SAWS asked Jibreel "Why didn't Maalik smile when he saw me?"
-"that's just the way Maalik is, he hadn't smiled since Allah created him. If he would've smiled for anybody surely he would've smiled for you"
Because who wouldn't smile at the Messenger of Allah SAWS?
Keep it a bean tho if I was Maalik I wouldn't smile too
I can empathize with that ngga. He is the gatekeeper of HELL!
So everyday he's responsible for torturing all the billions of people in hellfire, and he has to do that forever!
That's a fucked up life
But yeah, them ISIS mfs dumb as shit
They gon blow up the plane talking bout some "ALLAHU AKBAR!!"
CDFUUPP 😂
WAAHT??
These nggas is stupid
OK now let's analyze this and put it into perspective
Let's break it down
So... obviously these ISIS nggas are not Muslims due to their blaspheme belief of thinking that it's okay to kill a mother and her baby
So now what happened? They are no longer Muslims, they have fallen astray
Since they are not Muslims and they die on that then they will enter hellfire for all eternity
Now, Allah is The Most-Merciful yes?
Allah has the power to forgive all them ISIS mfs and grant them entry into gardens with rivers flowing underneath, i.e. Paradise
But how can they enter Paradise if they do not die on Islam?
Bruh, the only way to enter into Islam and be a Muslim is to say the Shahada
Which is: Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah
This means: "I testify that Allah is the only God and I testify that Muhammad is His slave and Messenger "
It's not "ALLAHU AKBAR!"
That means: "Allah is the greatest"
I mean yeah that's true, He is the greatest
But how df can you declare His greatness and ur not even fukkin Muslim?? 😕
These ISIS mfs smhh
Declaring the greatness of Allah without being Muslim is a type of hypocrisy
I.e. them nggas that be like "GOD IS GOOD!" -and they not even Muslim
Waaht??
Do you hear yourself? 😕
You sound fuckin stupid
I have to watch porn and masterbate before the Fajr time comes in
"Only send friend requests to people that you know"
-I KNOW THAT BTCH IN MY HEAD. ME AND HER WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER
Bae ima eat your pussy for the sake of Allah
Why? Because you're my wife and I wanna make you feel good
My reward is with Allah in Jannah Tul Firdos
YOU GON GET THIS DCK BTCH
FUCK YOU!
I HATE YOU I LOVE U BTCH
LEMME FUCK THE BACK OF UR KNEECAPS
You a shoplifter btch. There's security cameras all over this place
Suck my dck and u can go!
I'm watching porn and there's all these content and videos about incest n shyt
"Step-mom fuck son"
"Father fucks hooker daughter"
"Stepfather disciplines little girl and cums in her"
WTF!!!!
WHAT DF TYPA WEIRD SHIT IS THIS?
This shyt killing my boner
Now I have to reset and get that shyt hard again 😴
Keep it a bean, I gotta little dick
This ngga Lexington Steel ugly as shit
SHE'S A WHOREEEE!!
fuck her dude, FUCK HER!
I feel better now that I have ejaculated
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⚠ Saturday
Good Morning
This ngga Roszay ugly as shit
And his babymom fat as shit
This ngga love fat btches!
HOW DF IS UR OWN BABYMOM TALLER THAN YOU?
DF 😂
This ngga Roszay left his fat babymom for his other fat babymom. That btch be cheating on her, and this ngga Roszay know, but he don't give a fuk
He like "AS LONG AS SHE BE LETTING ME TEAR THAT ASS UP IDGAF DULI"
And then he starts laughing and shakes my hand
And i got the nerve to shake back, like that shyt cool
May Allah bless Mansa Musa
MICHAEL JACKSON WAS A MUSLIM!
This ngga was a devout Muslim
Fukkin gay ass ngga. This mf gon wave at me in fb n shyt. Blocked that gay ass ngga
Give me your daughter! Ima love her and treat her good Wallahi
-who would wanna give they daughter to you you're a piece of shit
Our capital is Makkah, our constitution is Quran. Because every nation has to have its own capital
There are 8 doors of Paradise
In Al Bukhari in the chapter of fasting it names four particular doors
1. The door of prayer
2. The door of Jihad
3. The door of Rayyan
4. The door of charity
From other sources
5. The door of Imann
6. The door of those who restrain their anger and pardon people
7. The door for those who are satisfied with Allah and what He has given them, and they do not worry about this world and what it contains
8. The door of repentance
Archangel Ridwan is the gatekeeper of Jannah
I go to different nggas pages on fb and ig, and I view all they friends and if they got a lot of pretty btches I ADD ALL OF THEM
Bro "Teamwork make the Dreamwork"
We gotta work together to fuck these btches
Nggas be stingy as shyt. They put they page on private so nggas can't see they btches
I want a lot of btches. I wanna bust a lot of nuts!
I once busted a nut so hard I gotta cramp in my leg!
That shitt hurtt!!
I was like AAAHHH BTTCHH! 😣
Jk. I endured the cramp with patience in order to get rewards from my Lord Allah Azzawajal
Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah
I gotta take a shit. But when I'm done ima only wipe like twice. Because today's only Saturday it's not Friday so idgaf
Ima only wipe that shyt twice
😂😂
YOU GET IT??
Btch I care about my hygiene. Why? Because btches love nggas that smell good
Jk. The angels be always around me so I gotta smell good for them nggas
I'm finna go to the library and do some hw and studying
Eagle pussy mode ACTIVATED
I'm eagle twated
I been eagle twated since mfn fourth grade
I lost my virginity at the tender age of seven
😐
my life is awesome
I gotta dirty dick
WTFF!! NOO DF I DO NOT
Lemme delete that shyt cuz that is really some mfn hight shyt to say df 😕
I keep my shyt clean always!
I scrub thrice in the shower n shyt
Religion is like a spiritual systematic athletic program
Monday- workout
Tuesday- rest
Wednesday- workout
Thursday- rest
Friday- workout
Saturday- rest
Sunday- rest
Ima switch it up. I'm gonna alter it a tad bit. On Sunday mornings now ima also workout
"I believe in God but I don't believe in Religion"
WAAAAHHTT??
Do you hear yourself?? 😕
You sound fuckin stupid
That's like saying "I'ma vegetarian but I like to eat fried chicken"
There are three doors that lead people to hellfire:
1. A suspicion that causes one to doubt the Religion of Allah
2. A desire that causes one to chase the pleasures of this world more than obeying and pleasing Allah
3. Anger, which causes aggression against Allah's creatures
There are three causes to sin:
1. Pride, this caused Shaytan to fall
2. Avarice, which is extreme desire for gain. This drove Adam AS out of Paradise
3. Envy, this encouraged the son of Adam to kill his brother
Disbelief stems from pride, sins stem from avarice, and injustice grows out of envy
655=725!-!-!-!-!
455=525!-!-!-!-!
THESE ARE THE BEST:
555!-!-!-!-!
525!-!-!-!-!
755!-!-!-!-!
725!-!-!-!-!
733!-!-!-!-!
819!-!-!-!-!
633!-!-!-!-!
625!-!-!-!-!
433!-!-!-!-!
325!-!-!-!-!
355!-!-!-!-!
115!-!-!-!-!
55- all the Prophets including Abraham and Muhammad, PBUT
33- Solely Prophet Eesa
22- All of the Angels, including Jibreel and those carrying the Throne
25- the Awliya of humankind
It is not permissible to recite Qur’aan in a state of major impurity
But it is allowed for a person to recite the last three surahs of the Quran for protection while they are in the state of major impurity?
And keep in mind that fearing punishment does not apply to the Prophets
What is the full meaning for a Muslim to fear Allah? I know another part is refraining from committing the sins and doing the obligations
Theres a fear of punishment and a fear of reverence
Wtf is this shit!!??
I'm trying to watch Islamic lectures on YouTube n shyt and there's all these mfn subscriptions of kids shows n shyt. Cartoon network, teen titans n shyt
I don't even like them nggas!
When somebody really really cares about you then they are honest with you. That's a sign that they really care
Allah loves us more than our mothers do, and so, He's honest with us
Just prayed Isha, finna go to sleep now. And I am still in a state of Wudu, so the Angels will stay with me while I sleep. YESSS!
Goodnight 😊
SHE'S A WHOREEEE!
Fuck you I gotta nut in you btch!!
I WANNA FUCK THE BACK OF UR KNEECAPS!
This btch want it
She want the dick
YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT BTCH!!
I feel better now that I have ejaculated
Allah is the only One worthy of praise
The accountable person who is obliged to enter Islam and follow its teachings is the one who is an adult of sound mind, whom the call of Islam reached and proof was established against him.
So tomorrow morning first thing ima do is workout and make Wudu and pray Fajr for the sake of Allah Azzawajal
Keep it a bean, that's not what ima do
This is what ima do, in chronological order:
-35 minutes before the Adhan for Fajr goes off. Watch porn and masterbate and ejaculate
-Do morning workout
-Brush my teeth
-hop in the shower for Ghusl and Wudu
-pray Fajr
-make eggs and eat breakfast
-pray the Sunnah Salah for Dhuhr(Insha'llah I won't fart and break my Wudu, but even if I do, ima just go back in the bathroom and renew my Wudu, that shyt easy df)
-umm... go to the library for... homework and studying
-😕But tomorrow's Sunday tho, ain't the library closed?
😑
"Fuck so many btches every month I need a check up"
-that's disgusting
It's a SONG!
-well that song is haraam, it promotes illicit behavior
During late nights all I wanna do is memorize Qur’an and increase my Islamic knowledge, because I am a pious slave of Allah Azzawajal
Keke, do you love me?
Keke gotta fat ass!
"Keke" sound like the name of a girl that gotta fat ass but her butt stink
-Keke could be Muslim
😓
SHHIITTTTTT!!
Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah
May Allah raise the rank of our Prophet Muhammad SAWS
You only have to say your Shahada Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah
You only have to say that when you commit blasphemy and exit out of Islam and you wish to come back in
I just say it whenever I say something sinful, because even tho it may not be blasphemy or Kufr, it's just better to be on the safe side
Better safe then sorry!
On the 13th, 14th and 15th of every Islamic month
Wtf was that??? 😨
There's a Jinn mf in my room. Trying to posess me n shyt
Fuk u btch I am a pious slave of Allah Azzawajal
ibn Abbas is the most knowledgeable of the Qur’an
My Facebook do not do the pussy. That shyt corney
Instagram corney too 😕
I'm scrolling down my tl I see all these pictures of girls selfies n shyt, pics of they face n shyt
Turn around lemme see your buttcheeks btch!!
Women or Sūrat an-Nisāʼ (Arabic: سورة النساء)[1] is the fourth chapter of the Quran, with 176 verses. The title of the sura derives from the numerous references to women throughout the chapter, including verses 34 and 127-130.
I just scratched my buttcheek
Scratching your buttcheek is not an invalidator of Wudu
What invalidates is touching the private part with the palm or the inside of your hand ✋
So I am still in a state of Wudu because I only scratched my buttcheek
Oh shit, I forgot I watched porn and masterbated earlier, so my Wudu has been nullified
I be forgetting
KOBE BRYANT FREED THE SLAVES!!
Whenever people attack Islam, in the long run it benefits Islam
Cum put this dick in your mouth and suck it bae
Oohhh I love you I hate you btch!
Btch you know this shyt finna nut
You want this fukkin nut btch?
BTCH U GON GET IT!
YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT!
I feel better now that I have ejaculated
This cheerleader btch finna suck this dck right now
This btch Tia Cherry is a freaking cum box!!
How about you stfup and take this dck btch how about that??
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⚠ Sunday
Good Morning
It is a good morning because God woke me up df
I did everything, I did ghusl and prayed Fajr
I didn't get a chance to workout in the morning due to the fact of my watching porn and masterbating, but I still prayed Fajr 😆
Idgaf about doing push-ups or working out, I only care about Fajr fr. As long as my Lord is pleased with me then idgaf
"Idgaf about anything, that you're telling me, right now it's so, irrelevant, cuz I'm so high, I won't remember it"
This song is haraam
It promotes illicit behavior
Like all living things plants reproduce to ensure future generations
But since plants can't move from place to place they need a way to transfer pollen from one plant to another
Pollen is basically sperms for the plants
It is a fine powdery substance, typically yellow
Consisting of microscopic grains discharged from the male part of a flower or from the male cone
Each grain contains a male gamete that can fertilize the female ovule, to which the pollen is being transported
In some of the plants the reproduction process is done by wind
It means the wind carries grains of pollen from one plant to another
And some of them transfer their pollen to other plants through insects
They recognize what the insects love
After knowing which type of nectar and fragrance are pleasing to the insect, they try to produce that
They try to provide all the wishes of the insect
If they can't attract the insect through one method, they instantly choose another method
Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah
I worship Allah alone with no partners!
Ik for a fact that my Lord exists
He is REAL!
Look at your hands, LOOK AT YOUR DAMN HANDS!!
Do you see it? Is it real?
It's right there in front of you and you see it right?
You know it's there! YOU CLEARLY SEE IT
So what would happen if someone was to walk up to you and tell you that your hand is not real and you are not holding it in front of you?
What would happen? How would you react???
You would look at them like 😞😑
"do you hear yourself??"
"you sound fuckin stupid "
And if they persist and keep telling you "broo, I'm trying to tell you, your hand is not real!"
You would then look at them like 😐
Then smack them upside they head!
"Did you feel that smack?"
That was just an analogy, the example of Allah is much greater
Sometimes you have to use what God has given you to prove His Existence
So who gave you that hand? Allah/God gave it to you right
He endowed it to you
So you used it to smack that dumbass ngga upside his head because he was talking nonsense
So now you have just done Jihad, you strove in the path of Allah. You have used what he has given you to prove to others that He Exists
Similarly, Allah was the One Who gave that dumbass ngga his head. But he clearly was not using it correctly
God gave you a head and brain to use it! He wants you to be smart!!
So why are you not using it?
The biggest evidence that the Creator Exists is the existence of the creation
Me and you exist
I SEE YOU
I know you're there. So how did you get there? 😕
Who put you there??
Similarly, I am not able to see God or interact with Him but ik He's there
This ngga Muhammad SAWS told me so and this ngga truthful af
He don't be lying
Finna eat these eggs and go to the library to do some hw and studying
-today Sunday tho? Ain't they closed
Naww, they opened today, it's a... leap year
Roszay babymom look like a fatass chicken nugget
How df is your own babymom taller than you??
This ngga Roszay short as shit
He look like a dark skin oompa loompa
I'm not gonna use no deodorant so I'll use body spray to compensate for the armpit stench
I only be using deodorant on weekdays when I go to school n shyt and be around people, especially girls
You know btches be talking, so if I stink or my body produces a bad odor they gon talk and tell everybody!
They gon be like "eeww that's that stinky Muslim ngga over there
And that will disuade them from joining the Religion
This btch named Savannah used to say I stink, in the first grade
She was right, I never took a shower and I sweat a lot, so when I woke up in the morning I would just get dressed and go to school like that
I didn't put on no deodorant or take a shower or anything
My father didn't buy for me any deodorant, this was back in like 2002
We were straight outta Africa, the village. We didn't know shit about the American lifestyle. We didn't understand this concept of "personal hygiene"
So what happened next? One day I was at school and I guess I was smelling really bad that day. So the principal from my elementary scho, her name was Mrs. Mickens, she was really pretty and had nice hair, I had a crush on her for the longest
So Ms. Mickens calls my father and tells him "your son has a bad odor and some students are complaining"
She tells my father this and he gets very upset. So when I came home that day my father starts yelling at me. Cursing at me n shyt
Because the principal called him and told him that I have a bad odor coming from me
He gets angry and starts yelling at me when I come home
😞 Whose fault is that though?? I'm seven years old! I don't know shit. Ik that you don't know much either but still, you're supposed to be the one to teach me
"Girl I'm out here, getting to the money"
Finna go to the library now and do some hw
eagle pussy mode ACTIVATED! 😎
Cdfupp!
Smhh
This shyt sad 😔
I'm a fucking pothead smhh...
And what I'm bouta do after this? "Go home and stand in front of my Lord like 'Ya Rabb forgive me' "
😟
This is what i have become!!
When I was younger like 7-10, I used to be getting in trouble at school and when they called my pops and told him he would yell at me like "YOU ARE GOOD FOR NOTHING! YOU'RE GOING TO GROW TO BE A FAILURE AND SMOKE JAMBA!"
Jamba=Marijuana
Well half of your Dua came true, I am a pothead. But I am no failure
Don't you know that Allah never rejects the Dua of a father for his son?
Yup yup! I am an avid smoker
May Allah forgive me
Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah
May Allah raise the rank of our Prophet Muhammad SAWS
I'm always thinking about getting more btches
I'm high
Btch I'm dookie baked cookies McStuffins
Not fried though. Cuz...I forget
I forget a lot
Soap, deodorant and toothpaste
It's not good to make accusations at all, because none of us is Omniscient like Allah
None of you are considered true believers until the Prophet Muhammad SAWS becomes more beloved to you than your own mother, your children
The first condition is to love Allah and His Messenger more than anything else
That's the first condition
Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah
The weakest of faith is the Shahada
Or to remove a tree branch from the road
Or to hate something that's sinful in your heart, if you can't do nothing to stop it or speak against it you have to hate it
Allah SWT is always between a person’s actions and their hearts
Tomorrow's Monday, I gotta go hard in the morning:
3:25am- Watch porn and masterbate and ejaculate
3:55am- workout. High knees-50, squats-90, sit-ups-60, push-ups-235
Afterwards hop in the shower, make Wudu
Come out the shower, pray tahajjud
Go make eggs for breakfast
Eat the eggs
Lay back down, watch Islamic lectures on YouTube
Fajr comes at 5:50am tomorrow, so around 5:25am I'll start getting dressed
After Fajr I will lay back down until I have to leave at 6:30 to catch the bus
Jk, ima leave as soon as I'm done praying Fajr, I gotta get high
I'm not gonna rush tho. Like rush to finish my prayer so that I can go smoke weed df 😕
That would be a form of shirk
Ima take my time
Naw actually, I'm not going to do squats no more, cuz that shyt gay
Instead ima do lunges
312!-!-!-!-!
426!-!-!-!-!
740!-!-!-!-!
533!-!-!-!-!
1258 & 1259!-!-!-!-!
The first thing that was ever created was the Pen
The first command that was given to the final Messenger was to "read"
The Pen did not know how to write, similarly the Messenger of Allah SAWS did not know how to read
Allah Willed for the Pen to write, and He Willed for an illiterate to be able to read
All Praise be to Allaah
The Lord of the Worlds
The Creator of the Throne
The nourisher and Sustainer of all that is in existence
Human beings have this tendency to be impulsive
They just want to jump right into things that's right in front of them
When you ask a sinful person why is it that they sin they often say "I don't want to be a sinful person, I just don't want to think about it"
So much of it is due to alcohol, so much of it is due to overconsumption
Why? Because those people don't want to think. Alcohol has destroyed so many lives before you
But I don't wanna think about that happening to me. I just wanna have fun right now, I just wanna get a buzz right now
All of these emotions are natural but he uses it against us. He will use your anger to mess you up, he will use your sadness to mess you up, he will use your happiness to mess you up
The only urgency that you have are for your desires
I'm such an idiot!
I'm so fuckin stupid!
fuck fuck FUCKKKK!!!!
-😕you good?
Fuck no I ain't good btch I hate my life! I wanna diiieeee!
-why what happened?
I just remember I missed Maghrib and Isha cuz I was sleeping and I'm too lazy to get up and make them up
-😑
-ok.......??
-but tell me about that girl you was fuckin with the fat ass
She had a fat ass bro. I was killing that shyt from the back all crazy like 👅
Then I put my finger in her mouth
-who was she?
I can't say her name cuz that hoe might be Muslim and I don't want to backbite
-she was bad tho??
Hell yeah ngga! And her ass was fat. She had long black hair and she was lightskin
-do I know her?
Naw you don't know her
-just tell me who she is I just wanna know??
Btch... YOUR MOM!
she gotta fat ass!
One day I came to your crib and nobody was there except your mom
So I knocked and she opened and I was like "Hey Ms. Johnson, is Jason here?"
And she said "no honey he's not here, he just left for football practice, but you're welcome to come in, I just baked some chocolate chip cookies
So you know me, I love chocolate chip cookies. So I go in, and lo and behold, your mom had some booty shorts on
I saw and I was like 😮 👀
Then she took me to the kitchen and gave me some cookies, and she even prepared a pleasant cake for me, I tore that shit up!
Meaning: I had sexual intercourse with your mother
Your mom's a whore!
-🙁
-take it back
Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah
Allah is the only God
A true believer should be an example
Prophet Muhammad SAWS is a perfect example in every single good characteristic
He was jealous over his women folk, in fact he was so jealous that he would prohibit certain men from visiting his wives
"I love you"
"I luh you"
"Allah you"
Allah loves you btch
"Hijab tutorials are being watched by the males" 😂
them nggas gay Shaykh
This ngga Iblees is persistent af
Late at night he be whispering in my ears like 👂 "broo... go to redtube, get on xvideos, Catalina Taylor got some big ass titties, August Taylor is a freaking cum box bro"
Smhh
Get df outta my ears you fukkin devil!
I hate you and I want you to die btch
I want you to know one thing you fucker. You can whisper in my ears all you like, make me sin all you want, but just know that "I will never stop repenting and coming back to my Lord"
Fuck you and fuck everything that you stand for
Do something btchh!!
You's a bitch
Pussy ass ngga
If I ever see you I'm beating you df up
You can't even fight!
Look at you, "all powerful Satan, me"
At one stage you were even higher in rank than the angels
Now look at you...
You're a worthless pathetic piece of shit
Df u gon do?? Come in my room and try to possess me??
😂
Get df out my face
Allah has reduced you to only a whisper!
Btch you ran in the Battle of Badr. It was the first Islamic War, the Mushrikoon of Makkah vs the Muslims
The Mushrikeen outnumbered the Muslims greatly, but the Prophet PBUH did not despair, he knew that Allah was with him
So what happens next is God sent angels to aid the Muslims against the Mushrikoon
So as soon as this ngga Ibliss sees the angels he starts 🏃
Nobody else on his side could see the angels, so they was like "what's wrong, why r u running?"
And this ngga Iblees like: "I SEE WHAT YOU DO NOT!"
he then gets on a plane ✈ and leaves the country
This is the devil
He's a BTCH
And all those that are like him are btches as well
The heart and the mind are the most powerful organs of the body
Do not let anyone control those two, because it can hurt you very badly
This btch poked me on fb, I can tell she want the D. I'm finna poke her back "poke poke"
May Allah bless Lindsay Lohan. May Allah forgive her for her sins. May Allah keep her on this straight path AAMEN
Ohh shiitt! LOOK AT HER ASS
-WHOO?????
That's right btch you finna get all this nut
I'ma give you all this dck btch
I WANNA FUCK THE BACK OF UR KNEECAPS
Lemme suck ur fuckin nippes btch!
YOU'RE NOT SELENA GOMEZ YOU FUCKIN IMPOSTER!
I feel better now that I have ejaculated
KEKE, DO U LOVE ME?
Every Monday night between Maghrib and Isha
I just peed
This means that now my Wudu has been invalidated
But keep it a bean my Wudu was invalidated when I watched porn earlier
Soon as I started to wank off my Wudu became nullified
Why? Because I touched my private part with the inside of my palms
As soon as I nutted I entered into major ritual impurity
So what I'm bouta do now?
Umm... do my Monday morning workout and hop in the shower for the sake of Allah Azzawajal that's wtf I'm bouta do
That old lady btch thought that I was gay
Umm... why df would I add u you ain't got no fine btches on ur friend list
Fukkin these btches is a team sport
We gotta work together broo
Here you can have my btches, give me some of ur btches, sharing is caring!
I worship Allah alone with no partners
I'm always in dhikr mode
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⚠ Monday
Good Morning
eagle pussy mode ACTIVATED
Keep it a bean, I'm ugly as shit
I look like Semi off coming to America
I look like Kunta
I only go out smoking in the morning after my Fajr salah and before sunrise 🌅
Cuz I'm black as shit so nobody can see me cuz I blend in with the darkness
This way I can conceal my sin
This ngga Roszay ugly as shit
His babymom fat as shit
His babymom is taller than him!!
She look like a fatass building
He really be fuckin her
He gotta kid with her and everything
Smhh
He be telling me like "Yeah DuLi I be tearing her ass up!"
🤐😣
Btch how?? 😕
She's TALLER THAN YOU! !
"🎧catching feelings, these girls only want you when you're winning"
This song is haraam
It promotes illicit behavior
"Cuz I ain't got no business catching feelings anyway🎧"
I be quick to catch feelings, jealous n shyt
I be jealous over a girl that's not mines, if she like talks to other nggas
😕"you'rree not my girlfriend"
I mean WIFE!
Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah
May Allah raise the rank of Prophet Muhammad SAWS
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