I'm finna go fishing in fb


Not Stacey and Mandy with mfn cartoon pictures


I'm trying see some ass and titties in my news feed. Df this shyt showing pictures of dudes n shyt that's. Not. What. I'm. Trying. To. See

Ass and bootycheeks

All day

Hold up, "Leslie" is a guy name

That btch think I'm gay

Just because you're on a diet don't mean you can't look at the menu- Tim

Respect my "no" like you respect my "yes"- Delano

Freedom of religion is one of the most important things that we have to protect on this planet



That song is haraam

It promotes illicit behavior

I worship Allah alone with no partners


No partner in Godhood

Allah is One

All of His attributes are one

I fear God a lot

Girls don't like it when you ignore them

They don't like it when you make them feel unappreciated or not wanted

They fiend for attention

-fohh u fukkin fiend. Here you want attention? Here ima give you all this dck in your mouth and that's all the damn attention you getting

Women also don't like to be put on the spotlight

Well some do, they are what we call nowadays "whores"

These btches, all they do is fill they face with makeup, wear tight clothes and go out, so that nggas can drool over them

And then she finally gets a ngga she wants, she wants for him to keep her private and

She wants to only belong to that one ngga and nobody else

But yet, she was just outside the house dressed like a prostitute

How you gonna "want a ngga that will treat you nice and keep you private, but yet you came outside the house dressed as a prostitute"?

Explain yourself

Some women want others to know about the relationships, they wanna take pictures so that everybody else can see

-btch you ugly. I don't want nggas to know that we're dating. I just wanna be fucking you on the low so nobody can know. You trying take pictures and put them on instagram n shyt, you gon ruin this whole shit for me

"I gotta bring in some girls from Miami to heat up the city and that's word to Stunna! "

Today is Friday. I have been smoking and getting high all week, before and after school. I've just been high af!

But TODAY! I'm sober

Three things that I like: God, Prayer, Women

But "God" is not a thing, nor do I "like" Him

This is blasphemy

Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah

Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah

May Allah bless Mansa Musa


Nobody knew of his Islam except him

It's not a condition for anyone else to know about you being Muslim. You can just be Muslim on the low

But if someone asks you if you're a Muslim you must tell them yes

If you do not then you blaspheme and exit out of Islam

But lemme tell you about this ngga Michael Jackson. He would stand up during the late hours of the night and call out to his Lord

This ngga would STAND FOR HOURS...

And then when he was done he would take his little puppy with him and...

Oh shit. That ngga Muslim, I cannot make jokes about him or offend him in any way

May Allah forgive me


Did I pray Fajr already? 😕

I think I did but I'm not sure

This is how this ngga Ibliss attack you

He be making you dubious. About whether or not you prayed, or how many rak'ahs you did. Or how many times you washed your hand during Wudu

This is how this mf works

Btchass ngga

Bitch ima go make Wudu and pray, because I am a pious slave of Allah Azzawajal btch






I just prayed Fajr

This faggot ass ngga be trying sit next to me on the bus

Yesterday I moved to the back of the bus and this mf followed me

He be having some pink earphones and got this big ass black mole on the back of his neck

That jawn ugly as shit

Eew why that shit look like that?



Big ass mole looking like a black ant

Looking like that shyt contains your life line in it

That shyt prolly has vital organs in it in which can be detrimental to your health if I pop it n shyt

If I pop that big ass mole at the back of your head you gon die btch

Nutass nappy ass braids that ngga got

Th jawns nappy and dirty as shit. They don't even look like braids, they look like some random worms just went in the back of your head and took a shit!

That's what the back of ur head looks like

Worm shit!

Faggot ass ngga

All these btches that's out here and you nggas still choose to be gay smhh

Everything in Islam is for the betterment of the human being

"One time, one time for my bad btches

"Picture me rolling!"

"Exposed you to real 🕪🎶

This song is haraam

It promotes illicit behavior

She smell good as shyt

The girl sitting next to me

I wanna marry her


I can't wait to go to Jummuah today and have my sins forgiven

All the damn weed I been smoking this week

And all the girls ass I looked at smhh

I gotta buy new headphones

The one I got now is dysfunctional

No longer working

Well it does still work, only one ear works

So this means that it's not working

I an a pious slave of Allah Azzawajal

My sins are very little



She cute as shit


This girl on the bus. I love her. Her ass fat, I wanna marry her


Omw to Jummah I CAN'T WAIT!! 😆

In Islam, a person may fall into sin for three main reasons:

1. They're poor
2. They're weak
3. They're a student

I have satisfied all those categories

Good deeds causes some of your small sins to disipate away

Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah

Allah is the only God and Muhammad is his slave and Messenger

I'm at Jummuah, all my sins have been forgiven, I love it here, I love praying, I LOVE BEING MUSLIM

All the weed I smoked and all the porn u watched. CTRL+ALT+DELETE

It's all gone!

Allah's Mercy

Envy and enmity are both sins of the heart

Envy is among the pettiest attribute

The first sin was envy

The Shaytan envied our master Adam

Cane envied his brother Abel. As a result a murder was carried out

The evil eye is true

The devil will notice and know that the person is looking and starring

Also another sin of the heart is to throw the charity that you gave away to somebody

Among the sins of the heart is to make assumptions about somebody without valid proof

He got happy for the sin that he did, he is sinning

It is a sin of the heart to hate the pious people, i.e. the Muslims

Being extra stingy is sinful

It is a sin of the heart to belittle those things that Allah praised

If they belittle the torture of hell

"Hellfire is easy, it's just a walk through the park"

This is blasphemy to say, becauseit contradicts the Religion

Allah has clearly stated in His Qur’an that the torture of hellfire is HARD!

It's not easy

Gtfo my face,

Trying distract me from the remembrance of Allah

You gotta try hard af!

Because Allah is always on my mind. So if you got something to distract me from His remembrance then 👏

Leaving Jummuah right now. Today was complete. All my sins have been forgiven, if I die right now I would be like a new born baby, sinless!

So now that my sins have been forgiven and I'm sinless I'm finna go right back at it!




Bruh, I am never going to return back to those sins again. NEVER NEVER NEVER



but even if I do return back to those sins and I repent just know that Allah will forgive me and take me back




Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah

May Allah raise the rank of my master Muhammad

sallallahu alayhi wa sallam

I just farted

I have to renew my Wudu for Maghrib prayer when I go home

You know when you do a silent fart and you know that jawn stink! So you try to adjust the way that you're seated so other people won't smell it



If Allah Wills for other people to smell it than that's what's going to happen!

You can't fight His Will

So it's a sin to make assumptions about a Muslim without valid proof

So all you fuckers who accused Michael Jackson of touching them damn kids. ALL YOU FUCKERS IS GOING TO HELLFIRE!

These nggas talk like btches

All yall do is spread rumors, without evidence or proof

Not only is that a sin, but it is also a bad characteristic

Nobody likes somebody who's quick to judge. Or be judgmental

Michael Jackson was a damn Muslim

Not only that, he was a descent human being. He was a family man

You fuckers stripped him of his dignity


I ain't gon lie that ngga did have some... awkward behaviors, the way he acted was not normal, and I mean that in the best possible way. Being normal sucks, it's good to be weird

The smell of some good marijuana lingers in the air

But I won't follow it because I am a pious slave of Allah Azzawajal

What you focus on grows, there are some people that are problem focused

People who are problem focused often tend to have high levels of anxiety

Any problem that you think about, talk about, post about, guess what happens to that problem? It starts to become bigger and bigger

When you are a person who's always thinking about problems then those problems will begin to surround you and it can become very dibilitating

-"I'm funny af and be chilling when I'm high"

Df 😕

Do u hear urself


So you like being high? You think it's cool??

-uhh... yeah


I'm glad you think it's awesome to openly indulge in sin like that

I once saw this little girl on the playground smoking weed and getting high

I walked up to her like "you know that's not cute"

She looked at me like 😞

She said "ngga I'm not trying look cute I'm trying get high!"

I shook my head in disappointment, then I turned around and left

SIKE!! I WAS LIKE "scoot over!"

I sat with her and we smoked up, I was high as shit

She was like 9, I was like 16. Her older sister had a fat ass!

She knew I liked her older sister but she didn't want to give me the hoop, i.e. she did not want to facilitate for me an easy way to have intercourse with her older sister

Some girls just be "good to look at", and it don't have to involve any lust

Like umm... old ladies

Old ladies is good to look at, well some... some of them btches be ugly as shit keep it a bean

I do not be trying to look

And plus ur vagina all old n crusty 👵

Eeww grandma.

Keep it a bean tho old ladies suck the best dick

They don't be having no teeth. They gotta take off they dentures to give head n shyt

"That's right bae take off that fuckin denture and come suck this dck

She be all old n crusty like "you want me to suck ur dick sonny?"

I'm thinking like: "who df is sonny, this btch tripping, got me mixed up with somebody else n shyt

fuck you

Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah

Keep it a bean, I fuck a lot of btches

My dick little tho

I gotta small dick

I get money and fuck btches with my little dick

It's not a condition to have a big dck in order to get btches

Look at Stevie J

Look at Flava Flav

Them nggas UGLY AS SHIT!!

they fuck btches tho

Cuz they got money

I use my mind more efficiently and I'm able to do more when I'm sober


Because it can tamper with your health and cause you more problems

OOOOHHHHH!! I.Never.Knew

God smart af!

He be thinking of everything. It's like... He knows everything!

How you do that God??

How You know so much??

Keep it a bean tho,

I like when btches suck my bottom lip, that shyt feels good

Mercy used to be sucking my bottom lip 😊

And I used to be sucking hers as well, her lips, but not the one on her mouth

Mercy was a freak, she turned me out

No I turned her out first, I been a freak. Me and her was fuckin like crazy!

My sex drive high as shit

Mercy Umah was my first love 😚


She cute as shit. I want her. But she has a boyfriend 🙁


"I can't talk to her or be with her because she's not permissible for me"







"Mhmm... I suppose you do have a point"

Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah

The only girls that I love in this Dunya is my mother, and my two sisters


Why do we label Allah as "He" when he is not man or female?

Well, The Prophets and the angels are the best of the creation yes? And all of the Prophets, 124,000 of them, they were all men

And angels do not have genders. But, when they do appear in human form then they will be men, they will not be females

And also God has male attributes, Power, Might, Strength

So that's the reason why. It would not be permissible to call God a girl. That would be blasphemy. Because it would be likening Allah to the creation and saying He's weak

Likewise, labeling Allah as a "man" would also be blasphemy because it is likening Him to the creation

Ayat 11 of Surah Al-Shura

Keep it a bean, my dick stink

Naw keep it a bean, it don't stink

Allah is GOD okay

No one deserves to be worshipped but Him

Yess!! I just finished my Isha prayer. Today is Friday, I woke up this morning, I did Fajr, I went to class, I WENT TO JUMMUAH, I came back home, I'm sober, and I just fulfilled my final prayer for today 😆

I'm proud of myself. I'm happy that I am a practicing Muslim and I keep up with my prayers

R/s, Astaghfirullah if something happens to me tonight and I die in my sleep I will go to Jannah, Insha'llah

Because I am still in a state of Wudu, and the angels would stay with you until you wake up if you go to sleep in a state of Wudu

I just farted. My Wudu has been broken


Allah answering your prayer or supplication is not based on the level of piety or righteousness that a person has

Its based on if whether or not Allah chooses to answer it, with His Eternal Knowledge

Prophet Muhammad SAWS, he is the most righteous and the most loved by God. When his wife Khadijah fell sick you don't think that he prayed to Allah to make her better?


"Ya Allah please make my wife get healthy, make her better Ya Rabb"

He made supplications like that and he pleaded to Allah

But... she still died

He was married to her for 25 years


I can't even keep a girl for 25 minutes

And all of his children died in his lifetime, except one, Fatima, she passed away six months later

You don't think he prayed to Allah for his children to not die?

Do you know the pain of losing one child? Just ONE!

This ngga lost six


Poof GONE!

I was bouta say "them btches dead" but it would not be permissible to curse or mock any of the relatives of the Prophet PBUH

I was once fuckin this btch she had a fat ass!

-WHO? 👀

I don't wanna backbite, I don't wanna eat dead meat flesh bro

-what's her name??


-tell me and ima tell u how you can easily fuck any btch that you want


Last week when I was smoking weed. I was smoking really strong marijuana and I was high af. Right after when I finished and stood up to leave the Adhan went off in my phone 😟

I was scared as shit

May Allah bless Shaykh Sayf

May Allah bless Shaykh Ahmad

All them ISIS mfs who blow up planes and trains with mothers and babies in it, all them nggas is going to hell!

-wait, but I thought that every Muslim will go to Paradise?

Yes, that's true, Allah did say in the Qur’an that anyone who dies on Islam will inevitably enter into Paradise sooner or later. Depending on whether or not they "die on Islam"

If you die on Islam then everything is all fine and dandy you will enter Paradise

But them ISIS nggas, they are not Muslims. They may be Arabs, they may speak the Arabic language, they may dress as Muslims and claim that is what they are, but keep it a bean, them nggas ain't Muslims

He blasphemed waay before he blew up that plane and killed that mother and baby

Why? Because he deemed it in his mind that "it is permissible for me to kill that mother and baby"

And what's even worse is he claims that he's doing it in the name of God

This is blasphemy of belief. He is no longer Muslim

And that ngga got the nerve to blow up the plane talking bout some "Allahu AKBAR!"


And that ngga die thinking "I have fulfilled the work of my Lord, Paradise awaits me, I'm finna get all these virgins"

😑 What??

Do you hear yourself???

You sound fuckin stupid

Btch the only thing that awaits you is this ngga Iblees putting a pitchfork in your ass and melting your eyeballs

And this ngga Maalik gon give you hot water to drink until your intestines burn btch

Maalik is the gatekeeper of hell. He don't be smiling

Idk why 😕

He didn't even smile for the Prophet SAWS when he saw him

When the Prophet SAWS asked Jibreel "Why didn't Maalik smile when he saw me?"

-"that's just the way Maalik is, he hadn't smiled since Allah created him. If he would've smiled for anybody surely he would've smiled for you"

Because who wouldn't smile at the Messenger of Allah SAWS?

Keep it a bean tho if I was Maalik I wouldn't smile too

I can empathize with that ngga. He is the gatekeeper of HELL!

So everyday he's responsible for torturing all the billions of people in hellfire, and he has to do that forever!

That's a fucked up life

But yeah, them ISIS mfs dumb as shit

They gon blow up the plane talking bout some "ALLAHU AKBAR!!"



These nggas is stupid

OK now let's analyze this and put it into perspective

Let's break it down

So... obviously these ISIS nggas are not Muslims due to their blaspheme belief of thinking that it's okay to kill a mother and her baby

So now what happened? They are no longer Muslims, they have fallen astray

Since they are not Muslims and they die on that then they will enter hellfire for all eternity

Now, Allah is The Most-Merciful yes?

Allah has the power to forgive all them ISIS mfs and grant them entry into gardens with rivers flowing underneath, i.e. Paradise

But how can they enter Paradise if they do not die on Islam?

Bruh, the only way to enter into Islam and be a Muslim is to say the Shahada

Which is: Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah

This means: "I testify that Allah is the only God and I testify that Muhammad is His slave and Messenger "

It's not "ALLAHU AKBAR!"

That means: "Allah is the greatest"

I mean yeah that's true, He is the greatest

But how df can you declare His greatness and ur not even fukkin Muslim?? 😕

These ISIS mfs smhh

Declaring the greatness of Allah without being Muslim is a type of hypocrisy

I.e. them nggas that be like "GOD IS GOOD!" -and they not even Muslim


Do you hear yourself? 😕

You sound fuckin stupid

I have to watch porn and masterbate before the Fajr time comes in

"Only send friend requests to people that you know"


Bae ima eat your pussy for the sake of Allah

Why? Because you're my wife and I wanna make you feel good

My reward is with Allah in Jannah Tul Firdos





You a shoplifter btch. There's security cameras all over this place

Suck my dck and u can go!

I'm watching porn and there's all these content and videos about incest n shyt

"Step-mom fuck son"

"Father fucks hooker daughter"

"Stepfather disciplines little girl and cums in her"



This shyt killing my boner

Now I have to reset and get that shyt hard again 😴

Keep it a bean, I gotta little dick

This ngga Lexington Steel ugly as shit


fuck her dude, FUCK HER!

I feel better now that I have ejaculated


⚠ Saturday

Good Morning

This ngga Roszay ugly as shit

And his babymom fat as shit

This ngga love fat btches!


DF 😂

This ngga Roszay left his fat babymom for his other fat babymom. That btch be cheating on her, and this ngga Roszay know, but he don't give a fuk


And then he starts laughing and shakes my hand

And i got the nerve to shake back, like that shyt cool

May Allah bless Mansa Musa


This ngga was a devout Muslim

Fukkin gay ass ngga. This mf gon wave at me in fb n shyt. Blocked that gay ass ngga

Give me your daughter! Ima love her and treat her good Wallahi

-who would wanna give they daughter to you you're a piece of shit

Our capital is Makkah, our constitution is Quran. Because every nation has to have its own capital

There are 8 doors of Paradise

In Al Bukhari in the chapter of fasting it names four particular doors

1. The door of prayer
2. The door of Jihad
3. The door of Rayyan
4. The door of charity

From other sources
5. The door of Imann
6. The door of those who restrain their anger and pardon people
7. The door for those who are satisfied with Allah and what He has given them, and they do not worry about this world and what it contains
8. The door of repentance

Archangel Ridwan is the gatekeeper of Jannah

I go to different nggas pages on fb and ig, and I view all they friends and if they got a lot of pretty btches I ADD ALL OF THEM

Bro "Teamwork make the Dreamwork"

We gotta work together to fuck these btches

Nggas be stingy as shyt. They put they page on private so nggas can't see they btches

I want a lot of btches. I wanna bust a lot of nuts!

I once busted a nut so hard I gotta cramp in my leg!

That shitt hurtt!!

I was like AAAHHH BTTCHH! 😣

Jk. I endured the cramp with patience in order to get rewards from my Lord Allah Azzawajal

Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah

I gotta take a shit. But when I'm done ima only wipe like twice. Because today's only Saturday it's not Friday so idgaf

Ima only wipe that shyt twice



Btch I care about my hygiene. Why? Because btches love nggas that smell good

Jk. The angels be always around me so I gotta smell good for them nggas

I'm finna go to the library and do some hw and studying

Eagle pussy mode ACTIVATED

I'm eagle twated

I been eagle twated since mfn fourth grade

I lost my virginity at the tender age of seven

my life is awesome

I gotta dirty dick


Lemme delete that shyt cuz that is really some mfn hight shyt to say df 😕

I keep my shyt clean always!

I scrub thrice in the shower n shyt

Religion is like a spiritual systematic athletic program

Monday- workout
Tuesday- rest
Wednesday- workout
Thursday- rest
Friday- workout
Saturday- rest
Sunday- rest

Ima switch it up. I'm gonna alter it a tad bit. On Sunday mornings now ima also workout

"I believe in God but I don't believe in Religion"


Do you hear yourself?? 😕

You sound fuckin stupid

That's like saying "I'ma vegetarian but I like to eat fried chicken"

There are three doors that lead people to hellfire:

1. A suspicion that causes one to doubt the Religion of Allah
2. A desire that causes one to chase the pleasures of this world more than obeying and pleasing Allah
3. Anger, which causes aggression against Allah's creatures

There are three causes to sin:

1. Pride, this caused Shaytan to fall
2. Avarice, which is extreme desire for gain. This drove Adam AS out of Paradise
3. Envy, this encouraged the son of Adam to kill his brother

Disbelief stems from pride, sins stem from avarice, and injustice grows out of envy







55- all the Prophets including Abraham and Muhammad, PBUT
33- Solely Prophet Eesa
22- All of the Angels, including Jibreel and those carrying the Throne
25- the Awliya of humankind

It is not permissible to recite Qur’aan in a state of major impurity

But it is allowed for a person to recite the last three surahs of the Quran for protection while they are in the state of major impurity?

And keep in mind that fearing punishment does not apply to the Prophets

What is the full meaning for a Muslim to fear Allah? I know another part is refraining from committing the sins and doing the obligations

Theres a fear of punishment and a fear of reverence

Wtf is this shit!!??

I'm trying to watch Islamic lectures on YouTube n shyt and there's all these mfn subscriptions of kids shows n shyt. Cartoon network, teen titans n shyt

I don't even like them nggas!

When somebody really really cares about you then they are honest with you. That's a sign that they really care

Allah loves us more than our mothers do, and so, He's honest with us

Just prayed Isha, finna go to sleep now. And I am still in a state of Wudu, so the Angels will stay with me while I sleep. YESSS!

Goodnight 😊


Fuck you I gotta nut in you btch!!


This btch want it

She want the dick


I feel better now that I have ejaculated

Allah is the only One worthy of praise

The accountable person who is obliged to enter Islam and follow its teachings is the one who is an adult of sound mind, whom the call of Islam reached and proof was established against him.

So tomorrow morning first thing ima do is workout and make Wudu and pray Fajr for the sake of Allah Azzawajal

Keep it a bean, that's not what ima do

This is what ima do, in chronological order:

-35 minutes before the Adhan for Fajr goes off. Watch porn and masterbate and ejaculate
-Do morning workout
-Brush my teeth
-hop in the shower for Ghusl and Wudu
-pray Fajr
-make eggs and eat breakfast
-pray the Sunnah Salah for Dhuhr(Insha'llah I won't fart and break my Wudu, but even if I do, ima just go back in the bathroom and renew my Wudu, that shyt easy df)
-umm... go to the library for... homework and studying
-😕But tomorrow's Sunday tho, ain't the library closed?
"Fuck so many btches every month I need a check up"

-that's disgusting

It's a SONG!

-well that song is haraam, it promotes illicit behavior

During late nights all I wanna do is memorize Qur’an and increase my Islamic knowledge, because I am a pious slave of Allah Azzawajal

Keke, do you love me?

Keke gotta fat ass!

"Keke" sound like the name of a girl that gotta fat ass but her butt stink

-Keke could be Muslim



Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah

May Allah raise the rank of our Prophet Muhammad SAWS

You only have to say your Shahada Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah

You only have to say that when you commit blasphemy and exit out of Islam and you wish to come back in

I just say it whenever I say something sinful, because even tho it may not be blasphemy or Kufr, it's just better to be on the safe side

Better safe then sorry!

On the 13th, 14th and 15th of every Islamic month

Wtf was that??? 😨

There's a Jinn mf in my room. Trying to posess me n shyt

Fuk u btch I am a pious slave of Allah Azzawajal

ibn Abbas is the most knowledgeable of the Qur’an

My Facebook do not do the pussy. That shyt corney

Instagram corney too 😕

I'm scrolling down my tl I see all these pictures of girls selfies n shyt, pics of they face n shyt

Turn around lemme see your buttcheeks btch!!

Women or Sūrat an-Nisāʼ (Arabic: سورة النساء‎)[1] is the fourth chapter of the Quran, with 176 verses. The title of the sura derives from the numerous references to women throughout the chapter, including verses 34 and 127-130.

I just scratched my buttcheek

Scratching your buttcheek is not an invalidator of Wudu

What invalidates is touching the private part with the palm or the inside of your hand ✋

So I am still in a state of Wudu because I only scratched my buttcheek

Oh shit, I forgot I watched porn and masterbated earlier, so my Wudu has been nullified

I be forgetting


Whenever people attack Islam, in the long run it benefits Islam

Cum put this dick in your mouth and suck it bae

Oohhh I love you I hate you btch!

Btch you know this shyt finna nut

You want this fukkin nut btch?



I feel better now that I have ejaculated

This cheerleader btch finna suck this dck right now

This btch Tia Cherry is a freaking cum box!!

How about you stfup and take this dck btch how about that??


⚠ Sunday

Good Morning

It is a good morning because God woke me up df

I did everything, I did ghusl and prayed Fajr

I didn't get a chance to workout in the morning due to the fact of my watching porn and masterbating, but I still prayed Fajr 😆

Idgaf about doing push-ups or working out, I only care about Fajr fr. As long as my Lord is pleased with me then idgaf

"Idgaf about anything, that you're telling me, right now it's so, irrelevant, cuz I'm so high, I won't remember it"

This song is haraam

It promotes illicit behavior

Like all living things plants reproduce to ensure future generations

But since plants can't move from place to place they need a way to transfer pollen from one plant to another

Pollen is basically sperms for the plants

It is a fine powdery substance, typically yellow

Consisting of microscopic grains discharged from the male part of a flower or from the male cone

Each grain contains a male gamete that can fertilize the female ovule, to which the pollen is being transported

In some of the plants the reproduction process is done by wind

It means the wind carries grains of pollen from one plant to another

And some of them transfer their pollen to other plants through insects

They recognize what the insects love

After knowing which type of nectar and fragrance are pleasing to the insect, they try to produce that

They try to provide all the wishes of the insect

If they can't attract the insect through one method, they instantly choose another method

Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah

I worship Allah alone with no partners!

Ik for a fact that my Lord exists

He is REAL!

Look at your hands, LOOK AT YOUR DAMN HANDS!!

Do you see it? Is it real?

It's right there in front of you and you see it right?

You know it's there! YOU CLEARLY SEE IT

So what would happen if someone was to walk up to you and tell you that your hand is not real and you are not holding it in front of you?

What would happen? How would you react???

You would look at them like 😞😑

"do you hear yourself??"

"you sound fuckin stupid "

And if they persist and keep telling you "broo, I'm trying to tell you, your hand is not real!"

You would then look at them like 😐

Then smack them upside they head!

"Did you feel that smack?"

That was just an analogy, the example of Allah is much greater

Sometimes you have to use what God has given you to prove His Existence

So who gave you that hand? Allah/God gave it to you right

He endowed it to you

So you used it to smack that dumbass ngga upside his head because he was talking nonsense

So now you have just done Jihad, you strove in the path of Allah. You have used what he has given you to prove to others that He Exists

Similarly, Allah was the One Who gave that dumbass ngga his head. But he clearly was not using it correctly

God gave you a head and brain to use it! He wants you to be smart!!

So why are you not using it?

The biggest evidence that the Creator Exists is the existence of the creation

Me and you exist


I know you're there. So how did you get there? 😕

Who put you there??

Similarly, I am not able to see God or interact with Him but ik He's there

This ngga Muhammad SAWS told me so and this ngga truthful af

He don't be lying

Finna eat these eggs and go to the library to do some hw and studying

-today Sunday tho? Ain't they closed

Naww, they opened today, it's a... leap year

Roszay babymom look like a fatass chicken nugget

How df is your own babymom taller than you??

This ngga Roszay short as shit

He look like a dark skin oompa loompa

I'm not gonna use no deodorant so I'll use body spray to compensate for the armpit stench

I only be using deodorant on weekdays when I go to school n shyt and be around people, especially girls

You know btches be talking, so if I stink or my body produces a bad odor they gon talk and tell everybody!

They gon be like "eeww that's that stinky Muslim ngga over there

And that will disuade them from joining the Religion

This btch named Savannah used to say I stink, in the first grade

She was right, I never took a shower and I sweat a lot, so when I woke up in the morning I would just get dressed and go to school like that

I didn't put on no deodorant or take a shower or anything

My father didn't buy for me any deodorant, this was back in like 2002

We were straight outta Africa, the village. We didn't know shit about the American lifestyle. We didn't understand this concept of "personal hygiene"

So what happened next? One day I was at school and I guess I was smelling really bad that day. So the principal from my elementary scho, her name was Mrs. Mickens, she was really pretty and had nice hair, I had a crush on her for the longest

So Ms. Mickens calls my father and tells him "your son has a bad odor and some students are complaining"

She tells my father this and he gets very upset. So when I came home that day my father starts yelling at me. Cursing at me n shyt

Because the principal called him and told him that I have a bad odor coming from me

He gets angry and starts yelling at me when I come home

😞 Whose fault is that though?? I'm seven years old! I don't know shit. Ik that you don't know much either but still, you're supposed to be the one to teach me

"Girl I'm out here, getting to the money"

Finna go to the library now and do some hw

eagle pussy mode ACTIVATED! 😎



This shyt sad 😔

I'm a fucking pothead smhh...

And what I'm bouta do after this? "Go home and stand in front of my Lord like 'Ya Rabb forgive me' "


This is what i have become!!

When I was younger like 7-10, I used to be getting in trouble at school and when they called my pops and told him he would yell at me like "YOU ARE GOOD FOR NOTHING! YOU'RE GOING TO GROW TO BE A FAILURE AND SMOKE JAMBA!"


Well half of your Dua came true, I am a pothead. But I am no failure

Don't you know that Allah never rejects the Dua of a father for his son?

Yup yup! I am an avid smoker

May Allah forgive me

Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah

May Allah raise the rank of our Prophet Muhammad SAWS

I'm always thinking about getting more btches

I'm high Btch I'm dookie baked cookies McStuffins

Not fried though. Cuz...I forget

I forget a lot

Soap, deodorant and toothpaste

It's not good to make accusations at all, because none of us is Omniscient like Allah

None of you are considered true believers until the Prophet Muhammad SAWS becomes more beloved to you than your own mother, your children

The first condition is to love Allah and His Messenger more than anything else

That's the first condition

Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah

The weakest of faith is the Shahada

Or to remove a tree branch from the road

Or to hate something that's sinful in your heart, if you can't do nothing to stop it or speak against it you have to hate it

Allah SWT is always between a person’s actions and their hearts

Tomorrow's Monday, I gotta go hard in the morning:

3:25am- Watch porn and masterbate and ejaculate

3:55am- workout. High knees-50, squats-90, sit-ups-60, push-ups-235

Afterwards hop in the shower, make Wudu

Come out the shower, pray tahajjud

Go make eggs for breakfast

Eat the eggs

Lay back down, watch Islamic lectures on YouTube

Fajr comes at 5:50am tomorrow, so around 5:25am I'll start getting dressed

After Fajr I will lay back down until I have to leave at 6:30 to catch the bus

Jk, ima leave as soon as I'm done praying Fajr, I gotta get high

I'm not gonna rush tho. Like rush to finish my prayer so that I can go smoke weed df 😕

That would be a form of shirk

Ima take my time

Naw actually, I'm not going to do squats no more, cuz that shyt gay

Instead ima do lunges

1258 & 1259!-!-!-!-!

The first thing that was ever created was the Pen

The first command that was given to the final Messenger was to "read"

The Pen did not know how to write, similarly the Messenger of Allah SAWS did not know how to read

Allah Willed for the Pen to write, and He Willed for an illiterate to be able to read

All Praise be to Allaah

The Lord of the Worlds

The Creator of the Throne

The nourisher and Sustainer of all that is in existence

Human beings have this tendency to be impulsive

They just want to jump right into things that's right in front of them

When you ask a sinful person why is it that they sin they often say "I don't want to be a sinful person, I just don't want to think about it"

So much of it is due to alcohol, so much of it is due to overconsumption

Why? Because those people don't want to think. Alcohol has destroyed so many lives before you

But I don't wanna think about that happening to me. I just wanna have fun right now, I just wanna get a buzz right now

All of these emotions are natural but he uses it against us. He will use your anger to mess you up, he will use your sadness to mess you up, he will use your happiness to mess you up

The only urgency that you have are for your desires

I'm such an idiot!

I'm so fuckin stupid!

fuck fuck FUCKKKK!!!!

-😕you good?

Fuck no I ain't good btch I hate my life! I wanna diiieeee!

-why what happened?

I just remember I missed Maghrib and Isha cuz I was sleeping and I'm too lazy to get up and make them up



-but tell me about that girl you was fuckin with the fat ass

She had a fat ass bro. I was killing that shyt from the back all crazy like 👅

Then I put my finger in her mouth

-who was she?

I can't say her name cuz that hoe might be Muslim and I don't want to backbite

-she was bad tho??

Hell yeah ngga! And her ass was fat. She had long black hair and she was lightskin

-do I know her?

Naw you don't know her

-just tell me who she is I just wanna know??

Btch... YOUR MOM!

she gotta fat ass!

One day I came to your crib and nobody was there except your mom

So I knocked and she opened and I was like "Hey Ms. Johnson, is Jason here?"

And she said "no honey he's not here, he just left for football practice, but you're welcome to come in, I just baked some chocolate chip cookies

So you know me, I love chocolate chip cookies. So I go in, and lo and behold, your mom had some booty shorts on

I saw and I was like 😮 👀

Then she took me to the kitchen and gave me some cookies, and she even prepared a pleasant cake for me, I tore that shit up!

Meaning: I had sexual intercourse with your mother

Your mom's a whore!


-take it back

Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah

Allah is the only God

A true believer should be an example

Prophet Muhammad SAWS is a perfect example in every single good characteristic

He was jealous over his women folk, in fact he was so jealous that he would prohibit certain men from visiting his wives

"I love you"

"I luh you"

"Allah you"

Allah loves you btch

"Hijab tutorials are being watched by the males" 😂

them nggas gay Shaykh

This ngga Iblees is persistent af

Late at night he be whispering in my ears like 👂 "broo... go to redtube, get on xvideos, Catalina Taylor got some big ass titties, August Taylor is a freaking cum box bro"


Get df outta my ears you fukkin devil!

I hate you and I want you to die btch

I want you to know one thing you fucker. You can whisper in my ears all you like, make me sin all you want, but just know that "I will never stop repenting and coming back to my Lord"

Fuck you and fuck everything that you stand for

Do something btchh!!

You's a bitch

Pussy ass ngga

If I ever see you I'm beating you df up

You can't even fight!

Look at you, "all powerful Satan, me"

At one stage you were even higher in rank than the angels

Now look at you...

You're a worthless pathetic piece of shit

Df u gon do?? Come in my room and try to possess me??


Get df out my face

Allah has reduced you to only a whisper!

Btch you ran in the Battle of Badr. It was the first Islamic War, the Mushrikoon of Makkah vs the Muslims

The Mushrikeen outnumbered the Muslims greatly, but the Prophet PBUH did not despair, he knew that Allah was with him

So what happens next is God sent angels to aid the Muslims against the Mushrikoon

So as soon as this ngga Ibliss sees the angels he starts 🏃

Nobody else on his side could see the angels, so they was like "what's wrong, why r u running?"

And this ngga Iblees like: "I SEE WHAT YOU DO NOT!"

he then gets on a plane ✈ and leaves the country

This is the devil

He's a BTCH

And all those that are like him are btches as well

The heart and the mind are the most powerful organs of the body

Do not let anyone control those two, because it can hurt you very badly

This btch poked me on fb, I can tell she want the D. I'm finna poke her back "poke poke"

May Allah bless Lindsay Lohan. May Allah forgive her for her sins. May Allah keep her on this straight path AAMEN

Ohh shiitt! LOOK AT HER ASS


That's right btch you finna get all this nut

I'ma give you all this dck btch


Lemme suck ur fuckin nippes btch!


I feel better now that I have ejaculated


Every Monday night between Maghrib and Isha

I just peed

This means that now my Wudu has been invalidated

But keep it a bean my Wudu was invalidated when I watched porn earlier

Soon as I started to wank off my Wudu became nullified

Why? Because I touched my private part with the inside of my palms

As soon as I nutted I entered into major ritual impurity

So what I'm bouta do now?

Umm... do my Monday morning workout and hop in the shower for the sake of Allah Azzawajal that's wtf I'm bouta do

That old lady btch thought that I was gay

Umm... why df would I add u you ain't got no fine btches on ur friend list

Fukkin these btches is a team sport

We gotta work together broo

Here you can have my btches, give me some of ur btches, sharing is caring!

I worship Allah alone with no partners

I'm always in dhikr mode


⚠ Monday

Good Morning

eagle pussy mode ACTIVATED

Keep it a bean, I'm ugly as shit

I look like Semi off coming to America

I look like Kunta

I only go out smoking in the morning after my Fajr salah and before sunrise 🌅

Cuz I'm black as shit so nobody can see me cuz I blend in with the darkness

This way I can conceal my sin

This ngga Roszay ugly as shit

His babymom fat as shit

His babymom is taller than him!!

She look like a fatass building

He really be fuckin her

He gotta kid with her and everything


He be telling me like "Yeah DuLi I be tearing her ass up!"


Btch how?? 😕


"🎧catching feelings, these girls only want you when you're winning"

This song is haraam

It promotes illicit behavior

"Cuz I ain't got no business catching feelings anyway🎧"

I be quick to catch feelings, jealous n shyt

I be jealous over a girl that's not mines, if she like talks to other nggas

😕"you'rree not my girlfriend"

I mean WIFE!

Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah

May Allah raise the rank of Prophet Muhammad SAWS