Thurs. October 11th, 2018

⚠ Monday

Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah

May Allah raise the rank of our Prophet Muhammad SAWS

I'm finna go smoke. I prayed Dhuhr at school so I'm still in a state of Wudu

But I brushed this girl's hand with mines while getting off the bus

So this means... my Wudu has been nullified, therefore I will have to pick up something when I'm done smoking

Touching the opposite gender with bare skin is an invalidator of Wudu

No, the inside of your palms

The part that you can't see when you clasp 🖑🖐 your hands together

I don't know!

Allah Hu Ahnam

"girrrll I'm just trying to be, by your side, and be the one, that you saw first, whenever you woke up!"

This song is haraam

It promotes illicit behavior

eagle pussy mode ACTIVATED

I stopped cursing

Those who result to foul language are immature and ignorant

Because, they are not able to express themselves except with words which contains obscenity in them

grow df up!

"I need a nice thick btch that licks her lips, she can be the office type or likes to strip"

Jk, she gotta be Muslim

She gotta be a nice Muslim girl that's pious and has good head on her shoulders, that's what I need

-🙁but... I want a puerto Rican girl that can cook with long hair and a fat ass!

-that's what you "WANT", but what do u need?

-a practicing Muslim girl why? Because The Prophet PBUH said: "a woman may be married for four reasons, beauty,deen,status,wealth, go for the one with Deen. i.e. go for the Muslim girl because you don't know shit and Allah and His Messenger knows best

Turn around btch, lemme see your buttcheeks

This ngga Iblees attacking me bruh, this ugly mf is persistent af, he knows my schedule

Damn bae u looking good, I can't wait to put my dck in you and stroke vigorously

I wanna make u feel good baby, I love you and I never want to sadden you

You're my everything baby, I love you so much

I love, respect, and cherish you baby


I lovee when your eyes glitter when my dck in ur mouth bae!

My headphones died while I was in the midst of watching porn

So I have to wait for like 10 minutes while that mf charges up


In the meantime ima get on ig and watch more girls shake their ass

You have to learn to elaborate in life

Btch I wanna see u shake ur ass that's wtf I wanna see! Not selfies n shyt

I wanna see ur ass!

ur bootycheeks shaking in a rapid motion btch

That's wtf I want!

Shake your ass for daddy btch

I love you


btch I love and hate you!

Shake your ass for daddy bae

Btch do u know u finna get this dckk?

Do you know that???

Damn that ass fat baby come here lemme help you put them jeans on ik u struggling n shyt, cuz of your big ass buttcheeks

Ima help you put them pants on u just wait

look me in the eyes while I stick this dck deep down inside you bae

"shhhh, it's okay baby" -rubs her hair "you gon get this nut real quick bae don't worry"


look me in the eyes while you sucking this dck bae

Btch I want your undivided attention!

get on the wall and bend df over you finna get this dckk right now u dirty slut!

I'm finna fuck a baby in you btch!

This btch Mya G is a freaking cum box!

I feel better now that I have ejaculated

Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah

I just peed, so this means that my Wudu has been nullified

Keep it a bean tho, that jawn been nullified a long time ago cdfupp

So this what happened:

1. I prayed Isha (state of Wudu)

2. Went to bed (state of Wudu)

3. Woke up (Wudu nullified)

4. Had morning wood when I woke up so I watched porn, masterbated, and ejaculated (Wudu nullified & major impurity)

I am now in a state of janaabah (major ritual impurity)

Why? Cuz I nutted

So this means tomorrow when I wake up I have to brush my teeth, take a shower, make Wudu, then I am allowed to pray Fajr

-umm... why do you have to make Wudu if you already did Ghusl? I.e. take a full body shower

Well because, if you do Ghusl, which is a full body shower

A condition for Ghusl is for the person to wash everywhere that contains hair on the body

So where do you have hair on your body: your head, your armpits, your chest

Me, I have hair on my dck

I have a lot of hair on my dck actually

And on my nutsack 😕

So, I obviously have to wash and clean my dck and nutsack since it has hair on it

And if you touch the private part of ur body that invalidates your Wudu

Now, I suppose it is possible for you to wash the hair on ur dck without touching ur dck, it's very possible

But... your dck won't be clean to the full extent

Me I gotta lot of hair on my dck so I have to use a lot of soap and get in there!

I scrub thrice in a triangular motion

Naw I don't be scrubbing, I use my hands and put soap on that shyt and clean my dck df

Then afterwards I make Wudu df, that shyt easy

I have to make sure that my dck and ballsack is clean because ur mom don't be liking thar shyt When it's dirty

So I gotta keep my dck clean for ur mom

If you believe in Allah you are definitely going to be from the victorious ones

It's this hardship that propels things forward

"True leadership is only achieved through sacrifice and patience"

They needed to go through hardship to achieve that

He will give us the strength to overcome the trials

He would give us the strength to overcome the challenges

I'm trying to memorize this Surah, so I have to say it in my head cuz I nutted earlier and am now in a state of major impurity

Imam Ali ibn Abi Taalib said: knowledge is better than money because knowledge protects you, whereas you protect money

We as believers, nothing disturbs us

You gotta have a fat butt and big titties, that's a condition

Or if you was Muslim, than that could compensate for your flat butt or small chest

But you're not Muslim, and you GOTTA FLAT BUTT. You gotta go!

Fair minded people, righteous people, their mind will be opened towards Islam

You gotta suck this dck right df now btch!

fuck her fuck her fuck her!!!


don't you ever give daddy's pussy away

don't be sorry child be careful!

Violet Starr is a freaking cum box!

sdfup and put my dck in ur mouth!!

Don't fuckin talk btch just take this dckk!

Btch I want you to moan while you taking this dick don't be fukkin quiet!

Btch didn't I tell u to sdfup



I feel better now that I have ejaculated

I need to cut my nails

When a person dies. His whole body and all of his organs stop working and functioning, but his hair and nails continues to grow

May Allah bless Mansa Musa


I worship my Lord Allah Azzawajal alone with no partners


They are doing this at the moment they want to attract the insect to themselves

They also know which flavor is pleasant to the insect

And they try to provide all the wishes of the insect

This is just because they want to attract the insect so that they can transfer their pollen

These girls are like plants, us good Muslim men are the insects

So these girls know what I like, I like ass boobs and bootycheeks, that's what I like btch

You know me oh too well

And if they couldn't attract the insect by one method they instantly choose the other methods

Moreover, the plants also calculate how much pollen in which distance and duration can be transfered by an insect

I just farted

Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah

-farting is not a sin! 😞

This btch gotta fat ass

But she ugly in the face tho

Nggas be stingy as shyt, putting they page on private so that nggas can't see they btches

"Only send friend requests to people that you know"


I still have money to buy Oreos yess! My life is complete


⚠ Tuesday

Good Morning

I start with the name of Allah

4 times I seen him now!

May Allah bless him, may Allah give him long life. May Allah make all of his dreams come true. May Allah protect him from every evil in this world. May Allah forgive him for all his sins

May Allah bless our Prophet Muhammad sallallahu alayhi wa sallam

Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah

May Allah bless our Prophet Muhammad sallallahu alayhi wa sallam

May Allah help me get married soon 😟

Keep it a bean, I'm ugly as shit

I used to be cute... when I was a baby

But then I grew up

Now I look like this 😣

May Allah forgive me

I don't like when girls act like men

Similarly I do not like when these nggas act like btches, like why r u a faggot!!?

If you see 2 girls kissing and making out, that's haraam, but that shyt be sexy af!

But when you see two grown ass men kissing and making out




I made Wudu and prayed Dhuhr at school, finna go..... to the library and do some hw and studying

Insha'llah I won't fart and break my Wudu

May Allah protect me, as I embark on this perilous journey... to the library

I'm eagle twated

I been eagle twated since mfn fourth grade

I lost my virginity at the tender age of seven

i love my life

i watch porn and masterbate

i love my life

i lie and cheat

i love my life

i get angry really quick and I like to hit stuff

i love my life

I am Muslim!


This life boring fr

The only thing I be looking forward to are the prayer times

Keep it a bean everything else 😕

It's chilling tho

It's chilling

*lays back and scratches balls*

I gotta small dick

I fuk btches tho

The people who remove God from their lives they become afflicted with a deep boredom

Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah

May Allah raise the rank of our Prophet Muhammad sallallahu alayhi wa sallam

I want to fast on Thursday, Insha'llah

At least once a week, Monday or Thursday

So for sure if its good to ask by the virtue of a deed which is a creation, then for sure its good to ask by the virtue of a waliyy and certainly a Prophet because Prophets are the best of all creations and then the awliyaa

And the people of the cave they asked *Allāh* by the status of a _deed_ that is not even attributed with life or death in the first place

People who have God in their lives are always in a state of wonder, because God is so extraordinary, God is so amazing

It's very important to learn how to be alone with yourself

You've been given a great gift, which is leisure time

Dunya is stressful by nature

Historically, 15% of every scholar of notable generations were women

So we did have many female scholars

They tended not to write because of modesty and humility, and writing was considered to be very dangerous

Getting knowledge really takes a lot of time

Arrogant people can have information but they will never have wisdom

Think the best of people before you think the worst

Freedom of speech is predicated on freedom of thought and freedom of thought is predicted on being able to think freely

You're not thinking freely if you make hasty generalizations

Shakespeare is a master of many many subjects

He is also a master of many sports, he loved bowling

Really work on your character, on your Akhlaaq, your moral well being

Don't always have to give your opinion

Don't act on thoughts that you haven't really fully diliberated

Really think deeply about something before you do something, because most of the mistakes that we make in life are from doing things without thinking

One of the signs of the last day is that people will use obscenity without reason

Because it used to be that people swore when they got angry, now people just swear, just for the sake of it

Every culture has obscene words, that'd very importsnt, don't become vulgar

Everything belongs to Allah because He is the Creator, you are the creation

"Every deed has energy and strength, if the deed is not in accordance with my Sunnah, then he will be doomed"
-sallallahu alayhi wa sallam

You can't always be the superhero for the Deen

Finna make up my Maghrib and Isha prayer, I missed them because I fell asleep, I'm just waiting till 1:15am to make them up

I was going to just be like -"I was sleeping, I forgot"

No sin will be on me in that case. But I remember, and Allah damn sure remembers and knows, and I can't lie to Him, He knows me 😓

There are 114 chapters in the Quran

Ima horny little fucker

Take off ur pants btch I gotta nut in you

I have to!!

This btch finna get this dck while she sleeping

Act like u sleeping and put my dck in your mouth btch!!

Btch ima fuck you okay??!!

Close your fukkin mouth while this dck inside you btch


Btch moan while this dck in you

Stop being so quiet damn

Get this dck and moan btch moan for daddy btch

get this dck and moan btch

Get this dck.get this dck. Get this dck. Get this dck

Btch this shyt finna nut!!


I nutted

I feel better now that I have ejaculated


It's 5am, doing my morning workout, then ima brush my teeth, hop in the shower, make ghusl and do Wudu

Then ima do my favorite part of the day... FAJR SALAH 😄

Then after I'm done praying, ima put my shoes on and go to the library

-😐 library?? It's 5 in the morning. Them nggas ain't even opened!

Yeah they is, they opened, it's a leap year

That girl at the papi store CUTE AS SHYT

She's black, but she be working at the papi store which consists of all Spanish nggas

She's not Spanish but she know how to speak that shyt fluently af

And she's cute as shit in the face

I love her and I want to marry her and impregnate her


Don't try to tell me how df I'm feeling

Don't try to explain my emotions n shyt

Ik how df I feel about this girl

I love her and I want to marry her and start a family

Ik how im feeling

This is true love!

Hide your daughter, if I find her ima fuck her


⚠ Wednesday

Good Morning

Finna go to the library

I got munchies

My Wudu been nullified, I farted soon as u finished praying Dhuhr

I'm finna go to the library again

I got a lot of homework

She cute as shit


This girl on the bus, she gotta fat ass, and she got jeans on

-so how you know that her ass fat?

You can tell that a girl gotta fat,ass btw she's seated or bte she got her jeans on dh

I gotta remember to pick up something and put it in the trash when I'm done smoking

I mean... I gotta put the library book back

Roszay babymom fat as shit

She look like a fatass soft shell taco

I'm going to fast tomorrow!

I'm so excited!!😊

"Nggas think it's sweet, it's on sight

Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah

May Allah raise the rank of our Prophet Muhammad sallallahu alayhi wa sallam

These btches is nothing but some plants, trying to steal a ngga pollen n shyt 😟

"take the pollen btch"

"It's yourrs!"

I can't wait to go to Jummuah on Friday and have all my sins forgiven by Allah Azzawajal

All the weed I been consuming and all the damn poor I been watching

But Allah is Affuww

That btch funny, she cute and funny

This morning at school at the breakfast line she gon fukkin buy a bagel and stand in front of me so I can see it


real funny btch!

I don't like bagels!!

shit I gotta nut in you btch!!

you finna get all this nut


⚠ Thursday

Good Morning

I'm fasting today

So I can't go to the library

I don't even have any hw

Good manners, remain quiet for long periods of time

The less you talk, the less problems you will have

Nothing beautifies a person more than good manners and long periods of silence

Mental illness is not a choice

People just don't wake up in the morning and decide to have a mental

It us not jinns

Go seek help

I have to constantly open my eyes and check cuz I don't want no FAGGOT to sit next to me

"All these btches wanna have sex cuz they know a ngga got money"

This song is haraam

It promotes illicit behavior