RANDOM THOUGHTS

10-18-18





⚠ Monday


Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah


I'm hungry as shit


*bad btch girl I think I might get used to you*


This song is haraam


It promotes illicit behavior


I have forgiven Salamatu Tunkara completely. Why? Because I love my little sister Assanatu and ik that she wouldn't want anything bad to happen to her mom. May Allah forgive her. May Allah guide her towards the straight path of Islam


I already prayed Asr and Maghrib won't come for like another two hours, so it's cool if I fart


*farts*


That shyt went "ppffffffff"


The worst thing that Dajjaal will have is the psychological deception


He doesn't take over by using weapons of mass destruction, he takes over with the psychological war


The Dajjaal will not come until there are prerequisites


He will come out at a time when the world is ready to accept his deception


He is a man from the children of Adam


He will be young in his age, probably in the mid-30's


He's not tall, he's short, relatively short


He's very stocky, he's huge


His forehead is wide


Every Muslim will be able to read the letters on his forehead


He is impotent, he cannot have children


Yess... Yasmin has a new video! 😄


I missed her. Don't be leaving me alone like that bae


If you hold on to your Salah, no matter how you're feeling


When you're feeling depressed do you stop breathing?


Regardless of how high or low I feel, I have to keep breathing to stay alive


Salah is like oxygen, if you give up Salah it's like immediate death


The quality of the air in Cyro is really bad, so I'm just gonna breathe next month when it's better


His objective is just to make you go into despair


My advice to you is stay alive, stay alive spiritually


The Dajjaal can suck a dck


He a cold pussy


When he come btch ima go to Makkah ✈


There are no airports in Makkah


Makkah is located exactly at the center of the earth


The Dajjaal can't enter Makkah or Medina because there are Angels guarding there


Those places have been blessed by the presence of the Prophet sallallahu alayhi wa sallam


Angels do not age, they do not procreate


They are as they are


Creations from Allah Subhannahu wa ta'ala


Made from light


They are very fast and quick


Even quicker than air. Because when air moves you can feel it, i.e. wind


When the wind blows you can feel it yes?


"that's a cold breeze!"


But when the Angels move you cannot feel it


And they surround you more than the wind


I get notifications from fb like "today is so and so's birthday, wish her a happy birthday"


Btch idcc!


I don't give a damn btch, fuck u and the day you was born


The evidence in the Qur’aan and Sunnah indicates that celebrating birthdays is a kind of bid’ah or innovation in religion, which has no basis in the pure sharee’ah. It is not permitted to accept invitations to birthday celebrations, because this involves supporting and encouraging bid’ah


I just prayed Maghrib, Insha'llah I won't fart


Isha finna come soon


2. She is not going to wash properly after finishing her period, or tell him not to have intercourse with her when she is menstruating; she is going to make him do something that is wrong according to sharee’ah and cause him physical harm.


⬆⬆⬆eeewwww wtff!! 😣


Go clean ur vagina btch... all that blood n shyt wtff


These btches of the book be dirty as shit!


Btch if you on your period we ain't fuckin, simple as that!


You can gimme some head but that's about it!


3. He is going to be put in an embarrassing situation because of her careless attitude concerning dress and her mixing with men and speaking to them.


-umm... no df she ain't! Ima be telling that btch wtf to wear and she will not have NO MALE FRIENDS


4. The states and governments of these women of the Book will be on their side and will give them custody of the children if differences arise and divorce takes place. This will cause these children to be lost and to fall into kufr. Such cases are too well known to need mentioning here and too many to count.


-take the kids btch! Idgaf 😞. They not even mines, they don't look like me. Btch I'm lightskin! Them mfs black as shit, explain urself btch!!


-u black as shit tho 😐


-u not even black btch u purple


-u not even black btch you "bla-clack"


It is not permissible for you to force your Christian wife – if you do marry her – to become Muslim


-I ain't gon force her! While we fuckin ima just gently choke her and be like: say Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah


Say it RIGHT NOW BTCH!!


I just fulfilled my Isha prayer, it's cold as shyt and I was not trying to get up from the comfort of my bed


But I still forsook the comfort of my bed for the sake of Allah Azzawajal


watch how He rewards me, you just watch!!!


A woman was given to man as a gift, after great prayer


A woman was a gift to man


Let me remind the sister "live your life as if it's a gift, not a burden"


Wtf... this ngga snoring n shyt wtf 😴


That's disgusting af


Keep it a bean, ima light sleeper


Women were created from men


They were created from the rib of men


A rib is bent, and if you try to straighten it you will crack it, so be very careful with how you treat your women


I think a lot of the women don't understand that hadeeth, and they take it personally, or they take it wrongly


Be very careful with how you treat your women, be tolerant, be kind to them


Because if you try to straighten them you might crack them


You can't have your wife exactly as you want, no


No two human being are the same, there is a give and take


Cdfupp I used to skateboard


When I was younger, like 13-14


I stopped tho cuz I kept falling too much, and that shyt was hurting, I would always fall and fuck my knees up


I was like "fuk this shyt I'm done!"


One of my friends that I used to live close with put me on, "Abdul Green"


Cdfupp, he put me on n shyt


His cousin, Alex, he used to skate too


He was really nice, way better than me or Abdul


This ngga was like a pro street skater


He would do heelflips and kickflip variables over trash cans n shyt


But this ngga... he had a anger problem


Let's say me, him, and Abdul was skating somewhere


And falling was regular for me or Abdul, we was always falling and busting our ass, no biggie, everybody falls


But this ngga Alex, he did not like falling bruh 😕


If he fell once, he would take his skateboard and throw it against the wall like FUUUCCKK!!😠


FUK YOU U DUMBASS BTCH!!


This ngga would really be getting mad af!


I wanted to tell him like "hey calm down, it's not that deep bro 😕"


But I was scared for my life, I didn't want that ngga to take his skateboard and throw it at me


Sometimes when people are mad or angry you just have to stay back and let them have their moment


That was a way in which Allah taught me that, He is Hakeem


It is a part of our Religion to think about what has passed, and what will come to past


Think about what you have done, plan for the future


ac·crue əˈkro͞o/Submit verb past tense: accrued; past participle: accrued (of sums of money or benefits) be received by someone in regular or increasing amounts over time.


So a bank investment will be a form of accrue yes?


Because if you make a deposit as an investment then that money will grow over time


So long as it doesn't involve interest


Because that shyt Is haraam, so it would not be an investment, it would be the opposite of that


What's the opposite of investment? 🤔


Allah knows best!


I'm too lazy to find out


I just farted


That shyt went "Ppffffffff!"


Promise Allah you will quit your drugs tonight


Promise Allah, no matter what it is


Even if it is something considered light by your friends


It is heavy in the eyes of Allah


It is serious, it is unnecessary


We need you as a member of this Ummah to serve this Ummah


Mercy Umah had a fat ass


Naw keep it a bean that jawn wasn't really fat like that like that


It gradually grew larger and incremented as time passed and we engaged in intercourse more and more


You have so many great qualities, don't spoil yourself by not throwing out this bad habit


May Allah SWT protect us all


She was my first love 😯


Cdffuppp SIKE!!


I've never loved a girl in my life


I mean I told them btches that I love them, but I didn't really


I only said it to get some ass


Sometimes you have to lie to get what you want


It's not my intention to lie so it's permissible


-😑


-go to sleep


😴


I'ma light sleeper


When the Dajjaal come Insha'llah he will come during the night


So than he won't be able to see me and I can move around and he won't notice


Then ima pick up a stick and poke him in the eyeball


Then I'm 🏃


I'ma fuck his other eye up with that stick


Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah


Allah is the only God!


He is ONE!


The fundamental message of Islam is Tawheed


The most important knowledge is the knowledge of Tawheed


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⚠ Tuesday


Good Morning


Today is taco Tuesday


Roszay babymom look like a fatass soft shell taco


It's not permissible to forsake your Muslim brother for more than three days


Exchanging words with a Muslim in argument is sinful and fighting him is Kufr


Saheeh Bukhari is considered the most authentic book in creation after the Qur'an


YESSS!!


My grade for my class was 78% C. But I put in the work and did everything that I had to now it's 100% 😊😆


All praise be to Him


I can't wait to fast on Thursday! 😃


Last week I did it and that shyt was easy af!


If I did it last week I can damn sure do it on Thursday again


I really can't wait until daylight savings time on November 4th


I'ma be fasting on Mondays and Thursdays every week!


I got a lot of make up fast to do


Roszay babymom look like a fatass cheese cake


Sometimes a little bit of deprivation is good


It has its own unique form of blessing, but that does not absolve you of engaging and encountering those that are needy


You cannot claim that your heart is pure and clean and you do not pray


You cannot be successful if you are disconnected from your five daily prayers, and evidence for that is manifest in the Adhan


Allah will question us about our Salah first on the day of judgement, if the Salah is in order everything else will be easy


The call is bearing witness for us or against us


A blind man once asked Nabi sallallahu alayhi wa sallam. He asked him: O Messenger of Allah, I am a blind man and I find it difficult to come to the Masjid, am I given an excuse?


At the end of the hadeeth the Prophet SAWS asked the man: "Do you hear the Adhan?"


The man said yes


Well in that case you need to answer it


At 6 years old Aminah died, Barakah then brings him back to Abdul Mutallib


And the elderly man takes charge of him, the grandfather


He used to come and sit on that place next to his grand-dad


He's not a baby baby, he's six or seven, moving towards eight years old


When the uncles used to give him the stare like "move Muhammad"


The grand-dad would say no leave him, great things are in store for this son of mines


The only two sons that shared the same mother was Abdullah and Abu Mutallib


Abdul Mutallib passed away so The Prophet goes to the house of Abu Tallib


At this stage he's eight years old


Abu Tallib was a loving uncle


The Prophet says "he used to feed me in preference to his own children"


There was limited food he'd make sure that I get to eat first before his children


The whole of Arabia turned against him. Abu Tallib stood behind him like a mountain


Only Allah knows how bad I really want this, because Allah is the Knower of all things


If somebody asks you for help


I just farted


If somebody asks you for help and you don't want to help them don't just tell them "no"


Say it in a way that they won't feel like a dickhead for asking you


It takes a lot of guts for somebody to ask you, because when they do it's like they're placing their trust in you as if you are the only one who can help. Don't just say "no"


When I asked him for help he's just gonna say "no" wtff


That made me feel like a dh for asking you


Smhh


Treat others the way you would like to be treated


Or the way that you would want your own child to be treated


It's called "E-M-P-A-T-H-Y"


I mean I'm not mad or anything, I'm just... confused... and sad


In his teens he started shepherding, looking after sheep


The greatest learning happens on reflection


The shepherd has time to think


Working with different animals changes your character a little bit


There's a difference between the criterion required for hadeeth and the criterion required for seerah


Gon lie to me, and then when I ask you for help you just tell me no!


Df?? 😕


What typa shyt is that?


Your children can tell a lie to you, not everything that they tell you will be the truth


I nutted earlier so I have to say this Surah in my head since I am in a state of janaabah/major ritual impurity


The weakest person is he who believes everything that he hears


Don't believe tales


A person may commit a sin and that sin will take him to Paradise. A person may commit a good deed and that good deed will take him to the fire


Okay, so the stages of learning knowledge


The first one was silence: You have to be silent to actually process and learn the knowledge


Number two is listening: listening is very very important, meaning that you listen attentively


A person can be silent but his mind is wandering off somewhere else


The proper process of learning won't take place if your mind is somewhere else


So you have to be silent, and you have to listen attentively


Number three: memorising or understanding


We are listening, but you have to also understand as well


You have to understand what is being taught and the content as well


So you have to understand it while you're listening and while you're silent as well


Practicing is one of the most beneficial ways


You learn something, you put it into practice, that thing you learned will fully be embedded into your brain


There's always ways to practice it


In Islamic knowledge there are hundreds and thousands of ways to practice what has been taught


And last one, preaching


90% of what you learn stays with you if you preach it and tell other people about it


You tell other people about it, your preaching will benefit you the most


When you're teachers when you preach to other people, the knowledge will stick to you more


That's the best and most beneficial way, you teaching it to other people


And then there in the dry deserts of Arabia lived the Arab race, a semi-nomadic people, scattered across an endless desert, their land was harsh their climate difficult, their land barren, their people scattered, uneducated, undisciplined


You can be the lowest of low, the most unimportant insignificant, undisciplined disunited nation on the face of this earth


But if you were to cling to this rope of Allah, you will reach the pinnacles of human achievement


There is not a second truth beyond this


At the time the Prophet came, sallallahu alayhi wa sallam to Makkah. Historians record that there were eighteen people who could read and write in Makkah


By the time The Prophet left, Arabia had become teachers of the world


"I want to struggle until the Deen of Muhammad reaches every corner of the globe"


The secret formula for change and success is Islam


Df, it's 1:59am. I could've sworn it was just like 12:30 two minutes ago wtff


I'm still thinking about that shyt, smh...


Why would you lie??


The first time I asked him for help he was like "yeah I got you, just wait here I'll brb"


And then he left and never came back, and I was stuck there looking like 😐


And the second time, he gon lie to me about a A RELIGIOUS MATTER, he made me question the forgiveness of Allaah and almost pushed me to despair, and then later on when I asked him for help he just blatantly told me "no"


Wtf!!


So two times!!


It won't be a third


May Allah PUNISH YOU


May Allah make you have a son and somebody breaks his heart and make him feel like a dckhead


"Don't lie, don't jump to conclusions and think that you are all knowing like Allah, and DON'T.BE.AN.ASSHOLE!"


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⚠ Wednesday


Good Morning


I feel like shit


Six times now I seen that kid. May Allah bless him and give him long life


May Allah grant that kid all forms of goodness


May Allah bless his mother and father


May Allah forgive him for all his sins


May Allah enable him to die as a perfect Muslim


Canada has legalized marijuana for recreational use!!🤗


-soo what that mean?


Btch it means I'm moving 💼 🛬 to Canada indefinitely that's wtf it means!


*my seexxx drivee is soooo higghh*


*gurl you know what time you know what time*


*need, yourr, lovee right now*


🎶🎧


This song is definitely haraam


This ngga talking about his sex drive n shyt wtf 😕


What typa illicit behavior is this??


You know who gotta fat ass?


-WHO??


Bea Miller


-no she DON'T! 😕


-she just hella pretty and she cute in the face


I ate her butt


May Allah bless that kid and make all of his dreams and wishes come true


May Allah grant him success in school


I don't like to waste... anything. I'm very conservative


I miss Mirrah... I'm finna text her, I still remember her number


This btch not replying wtff


I need to vent to her


She always was a good listener


How df ima get a hold of this btch???


Fuck Mirrah... Allah is enough!


😳


But... I loved her


she was bae


-sdfup! you sound like a BITCH!!


-you only "think" you loved her


This dumbass btch live all the way in Minnesota!!


How df ima get a hold of her??


This btch...


I really loved her


She used to be sending me money


I used to be telling her like "bae I'm sober as shit, I can't eat, I can't sleep"


And she would be sending me money through Money Gram n shyt


And I would take that money and buy ALL THIS WEED!!


Fuck I miss her


I'm so alone 😳


I cheated on her couple times but just cuz I cheated doesn't mean that I don't love you


I tried to go to sleep to forget about her, I woke up and she still hadn't reply


Fuk it, Mirrah long gone, she not coming back


So what did I do when I woke up and realized she hadn't replied?


Btch I did my obligatory Maghrib and Isha prayer that's wtf I did


Mirrah goes, Allah STAYS!


Df is this ngga talking about??


😕


Retarded af!!


WHY DID THEY INVENT A PLUNGER??


Ummmm to plunge shit so the toilet can flush that's why


This dumbass ngga talking about "no no it doesn't need a plunger, just use this stick and it will flush" 😑


-waaaahht??


-this ngga is retarded af!!


That's that African mentality


"Using a stick as a plumger"


DF!!


Stupid and retarded af


What is your intention? Why do you do what you do?


The Sharee’ah overlooks this Alhamdulillah


Small amounts of impurities are overlooked by the Sharee’ah


May Allah bless my father, may Allah give him long life


I intend to fast tomorrow!


Ya Allah I intend, it's a firm intention no bs


Insha'llah I will!


The intention has to be made between Maghrib time and Fajr time


Waking up to eat Suhoor/predawn meal is considered an intention


It's not a condition for the intention to be a phrase you visualize seeing in your mind


You just have to know... WHAT R U DOING??


The intention is the first step in EVERY act of worship


Hajj, Umrah, prayer, fast etc...


Prolonged isolation is very harmful and detrimental to your situation


The day that he got married was one of the most beautiful experiences for him, because that's what he was striving for


His wife becomes pregnant and they are joyous together now


He gets to the hospital, both his wife and his child has passed away


Pain and suffering only becomes negative if it creates a barrier between you and Allah SWT


But it becomes positive when it brings you back to Allah SWT


The punishment of Allah is not out of anger or wrath, the punishment of Allah is a means of cleansing you of your sins


The punishment of Allah is a preparation


WALLAHI I'M GOING TO MEMORIZE THIS SURAH!!


BY ALLAH!!


You will never know what ease is all about until you have gone through difficulty


May Allah make us from among those who eat carrot rather than smoking cigarettes


The eyes and the ears are avenues that influence the heart that you have control over


So you have control over what leads to the way you feel at heart


Don't try to absolve yourself and say "I can't do any better"


The key is to start owning


The very first prohibition of the Qur’an was about female infanticide


"Don't kill female girls"


This is a social change. Islam did not just come with just theology


And even within the Quraysh there was a clear hierarchy


All human beings are equal in the eyes of Allah. It doesn't matter what your skin color is, it doesn't matter who your mother or father is


Abdullah ibn Masood was a non-Qurayshi, from a lowly tribe of Yemen


This is how the world worked, you're born into a class and you get treated like that class


I can't wait for tomorrow to come so I can fast and gain that reward from Allah Azzawajal and have my sins forgiven


Keep it a bean, it's already tomorrow, it's been tomorrow for like six hours now


It's currently 12:08am, Maghrib/Sunset was at 6:18pm


In Islam the day belongs to the night it precedes


So immediately as the sun go down its the next day


In America the next day starts at midnight


But God says the next day actually starts when the sun go down


Also it's not permissible to delay the Isha Salah past midnight


The Prophet PBUH said that


During the summer time the time difference between Isha and midnight is only like 2-3 hours, so it's best to just do it soon as you hear the Adhan, just get it over with. But DON'T RUSH. If you rush you're gay!


During the winter time, after the Adhan for Isha comes you be getting like 7 hours in between Isha and midnight


So you can go to sleep, do some work, fondle with your wife or whatever it is that you want to do, and you can have plenty of time to spare for your Salah


But the best Salah is that which is done immediately after hearing the call of the Adhan


The best muezzin that ever lived was Bilal, he was the Muezzin for the Prophet PBUH


Bilal was a slave, a black slave


The biggest mercy of all by Allah is al-Islam


Allah doesn't want to send us to the hellfire, he wants good for us at all times


"Allah is more compassionate with His slaves than this woman with her child"


But we as individuals need to seek that good as well


Allah will forgive all sins as long as you seek repentance from him


I'm watching porn this dumbass btch says "hey baby what's up? Are you seriously watching porn by yourself? Why don't you come webcam with me"


-😕uhh... yeah I'm watching porn by myself. Uhh... no I don't want to webcam with you


Btch idk a goddamn word you saying all ik is dis shyt finna nut!


AAAAARRGGHHH! 😬


"Things change people change feelings change too, never thought these circumstances would've changed you"


Allah does not change


He is not attributed with that!


He does not wake up in the morning and has new feelings


Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah


Pause: Allah is not attributed with "waking up"


He doesn't sleep so He doesn't awake


That's fukked up smhh


-what?


How he told me "no" after I asked him twice... SINCERELY!!


First time he gon lie to me about a Religious matter. He gon tell me like: "It's a sin to keep on doing a sin while hoping on the mercy of Allah. Who says that he will forgive you?"


-waaaaahhtt??


Umm His Messenger PBUH, His Book, every scholar of the Religion that's who df told me


It's Kufr to lie about Religion


The general principle is "Allah forgives every sin so long as u properly repent and you do not die upon that"


I do not like being lied to


If you wanna tell me no then TELL ME NO


But don't lie to me


Especially about something so dire


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⚠ Thursday


Good Morning


It's COLD AS SHIT!!!


Who df died and made you fukkin king??


😕


Allah is still alive... so you are no king


What df was I bouta do??


😕 I be forgetting


That btch Tricky from Subway Surfers swear she gotta fat butt


That jawn not fat!


And she's flat chested


Nutass tanktop she be wearing


























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