⚠ Thursday
I start with the name of Allah
The only God
The only One Who deserves worship
The Ruler of the Throne
The Creator of all
The king of the Day of Judgment
The ... "Ppfftttt"
I farted
Why is it that I always have to pee before I make Wudu
Yess! I did my assignment without the help of my instructor 😆
I always knew I could do it
It's all about "application"
Asr is in 45 minutes. Insha'llah I won't fart
Or did u already...? Mhmm
I don't recall 🤔
Meteorologists have proved that winds have an important role in forming the clouds as it carries water vapor from seas and oceans to the air's upper layers
But the water atoms have to be collected and condensed to form clouds
She withdrew from her family to a place towards the east
If you are not a slave to Allah you will be a slave to something else
The most repeated story in the Qur’an is Pharaoh and Moses
It's a core function so I can't change it
Islam is not a bad Religion. It is the most perfect Religion, it's just those who are in it that makes the Religion look bad. i.e. ISIS, these bad Religious leaders
ISIS has a really good pyramid scheme, that's it
A pyramid scheme is a business model that recruits members via a promise of payments or services for enrolling others into the scheme, rather than supplying investments or sale of products or services.
The best way to attract and recruit new people is by fear
"Go blow up this plane and you will die as a martyr and go to heaven, and if you don't then Allah will be angry with you"
Nggas be like: 😨😰well... well... well... I certainly don't want God to be angry at me"
-blows up plane and kills himself and kills mother and baby
-arrives in hellfire
-"wha--what happened? Where are my 72 virgins??"
You made me nut btch
Your job is complete
*baby you can leave you can leave you can leave 🎤🎧*
This song is haraam
It promotes illicit behavior
I'm so excited and happy... about everything! 😆
1. I'm finna go to the Mosque today and have all my sins forgiven by Allah Azzawajal, the Most-Merciful Oft-Forgiving
2. My class is going great! I currently have an A+ 100%, I went to school yesterday and did my assignment without the help of anybody
3. I AM MUSLIM!
The only thing I'm not happy about is the fact that ngga lied to me and blatantly told me no and made me feel stupid n shyt
But hey... I AM MUSLIM! 😄
I'm going to Jannah today
Because going to Jummah is not going to the Mosque, that's Jannah right there
The easiest way to go to Jannah is through your parents
Their happiness is the happiness of God
Their displeasure is the displeasure of God
Make your parents happy!
Muslim or non-Muslim
But especially Muslim parents
Why? Because they know the name of "Allah"
They can tell Allah on you
May Allah bless my mother and father
My mother is not in this country with me so what can I do to please her and make her happy?
Make constant Dua for her and pray for her
My father is here with me so what do I do?
Treat him kindly and pray for him
Your mother first
Your mother next
Your mother next
And THEN your father
If two people, a man and woman who are not married both engage in intercourse and the woman gets pregnant and the child is born
The child belongs to the mother, the father gets no share!
The Sharee’ah does not give no share to the adulterer
The father only gets a share of the child if they are married
So the illegitimate child belongs to... the mother!
the correct view is that this attribution is not valid, so it is not permissible to attribute the illegitimate child to the zaani, rather he should be attributed to his mother,
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There.. see
I won't lie to you like that, I mean I do be lying
But I would never lie about Religion
I can't remember if I farted before or after I took a shower 🚿 and made Wudu 🤔
Idk... but ik I farted tho
And ik I definitely made Wudu
Imam Ali ibn Abi Taalib said that knowledge is better than money
Now I remember!!
I FARTED BEFOREE!!!!
His name did not become Ibliss until he disobeyed Allah SWT
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⚠ Friday
GOOD MORNING!
TODAY'S FRIDAY!! 😊 😆
Today is the BEST DAY!!
I just have to make it to Jummah today and have all my sins forgiven
Insha'llah I won't die
3 – Whoever dies during the day or night of Friday, Allaah will protect him from the trial of the grave.
It was narrated that ‘Abd-Allaah ibn ‘Amr said: The Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “There is no Muslim who dies during the day of Friday or the night of Friday but Allaah will protect him from the trial of the grave.”
I have to be on my best behavior today because the Angels are very vigilant today
I can't look at no girl's ass
May Allah bless my mother and father
7 times now that kid greeted me. Bless him Ya Rabb
This shyt is HARAAM!
I didn't knoww!!!!
I'm sorry Ya Rabb!
This silk shit I'm wearing!
FUUUCCKK!!!
Fukkin faggot 😒
I hope you die
Fucking gayberg!!
I'm going to Jannah
Or Jummuah!! 😆
-damn her ass fat
DON'T LOOK AT HER ASS ABDUL!!
that uglyaas ngga Iblees made me look
I'm at Jummuah, my sins have been forgiven by Allah Azzawajal, the Almighty!
I love coming here, I love being Muslim, I LOVE MY LIFE
I love my teacher Shaykh Sayf, may Allah bless his children and may Allah give him long life
The death and the illness of the Prophet Muhammad SAWS started on the 29th of Safar
He could not get out of bed and he could barely walk
From the 29th of Safar up until his death he remained in the house of Aisha
I want you to contemplate all of these pieces of advice for they are the legacy of the Prophet Muhammad sallallahu alayhi wa sallam
"Do not do to me as the Christians did to Jesus"
"Do not take my grave as a place of worship"
This was the first piece of advice that he gave to his companions
Leaving Jummuah now 😃
Insha'llah I won't fart
"Ppfffffffftt"
Nevermind
I just prayed Maghrib
I had to renew my Wudu of course
I have until November 4th to submit my next assignment, which gives me a little more than two weeks, I gotta stay on top of it, I don't wanna slack off, not even a little bit
I'ma just make Dua to Allah and ask Him to do it for me while I just lay back and listen to music...
Cdfupp 😂
Finna delete my fb and instagram, this shyt corney!
-why?
Cuz ain't no btches posting semi-naked photos and videos of them shaking their ass
😒
They posting selfies n shyt df
That's right btch, you're dressed innapropriately, get changed and you can go out
Bend df over, you finna get this dckk hoee
take off ur top
let's just play by my rules
you're a shoplifter btch!
The cameras saw you!!!
You guys leave me no choice, you put me in a difficult situation
You got your whole lives ahead of you
I can't spell it out for you. If you just cooperate with me and do what I tell you
These items are $5,000 worth in value, these are multiple felonies
You see where I'm going with this right
Btch just swallow your pride and do it
Be the bigger person
Do you wanna do 15 years in prison?
The choice is all yours
Don't think about it
Here what do you say if we move on to some more fun
312!-!-!-!-!=321!-!-!-!-!
Bend over, you finna get this shaft btch!!
I'll give you $40 to spread your buttcheeks
Come on!
don't decline my offer
I feel better now that I have ejaculated
There's nothing more powerful than faith
Even to someone that's an unbeliever
People say there's a thin line between love and hate
There's actually a thin line between boasting and gratitude
Because the boater is magnifying the blessing
Whatever it is they have they're magnifying that
But they never attribute that blessing to the one that gave it to them
The one who is grateful is magnifying the blessing and he's magnifying the one that gave it to him
God gave this to you, so appreciate what God has given
You have to show your gratitude by doing what He told you to do
To show that gratitude, to show that appreciation is to do what God told you to do
The Shaytan wants you to have false hope
Umm ‘Atiyah reported that the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “No woman should mourn for a dead person for more than three days, except for a husband, (in which case the period of mourning is) four months and ten days.
I'm going to fast on Monday
By Allah!
If you don't know how to do it, if you are not qualified then don't do it
o·pi·um
/ˈōpēəm/Submit
noun
a reddish-brown heavy-scented addictive drug prepared from the juice of the opium poppy, used as a narcotic and in medicine as an analgesic.
1 in 20 children within the U.K. has experienced sexual abuse
The creation of evil is not evil, choosing the evil is evil
The only way to rise, the main condition of progress is to struggle
You cannot rise and show your potential without struggle, it's not possible
Value is not about the quantity, it's about the quality
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⚠ Saturday
Good Morning
"The shahid has a special procedure. If one dies as a martyr he does not get his clothes changed. He does not have his body washed. We do not pray for the shahid. For Allah has already purified his body through martrydom. Allah has already forgiven him of all his sins."
For the martyr of the battlefield
I been trying to memorize this Surah for some time now
I just can't get it 😕
I was about to say "FXCK THIS SHXT I'M DONE!"
But that will not be permissible considering the fact that this is Qur’an
So no matter how angry I get I can't curse at this Surah, if I do then I blaspheme and exit out of Islam
"How many people can I visit? I'm one man, Wallahi I am"
Victory in this world is only through the Deen of Allah
We have so many trials, so many confusion, in the media, social networks
The Shaytan has taken his toll upon many of the young men and young women, in order to decorate their bad actions to seem like they are good
Only Allah knows your intention
Never praise yourselves in piety, He is the One Who truly knows who is pious
An incident in the Battle of Badr
One of the Sahabas, he was fighting in the battlefield, and one of the enemies fell to the ground, lost his weapon
And he said Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah
He said "I believe in what you believe in, I bear witness"
But the Muslim still killed him
When the Prophet SAWS found out he got upset
He said "Ya Rasullullah he only said it out of fear"
Rasullullah SAWS replied to him by saying "did you open up his heart to look inside?"
This is a person for any normal person you would think he only said it out of fear
But what was the response of Rasullullah SAWS?
You will be questioned about this? What if he really meant it
I will increment my workout on Monday, Insha'llah
So far it's this:
High-knees: 50
Lunges: 20
Sit-ups: 60
Push-ups: 235
I will increment by five for each, Insha'llah. Except for lunges and push-ups
So:
High-knees: 55
Lunges: 20
Sit-ups: 65
Push-ups: 235
Insha'llah
May Allah bless my brother in Africa, may Allah make it easier for him. His mother has passed away and he has nobody in that country, he's struggling and suffering. May Allah alleviate his hardships for him
You all know the story of Thalaba
He was a young man, Rasullullah SAW sent him on an errand, a mission
When he finished his work, he passed by, the Shaytaan got the better of him for a little while, and he looked at something haraam
He looked for a little while, and then he turned away
He felt so bad for what he did, that he refused to go back to the Prophet SAWS
Fearing that Allah would've sent down a verse from the Qur’an about him, saying that he is among the hypocrites
He stayed there, Rasullullah SAW looked for him and he couldn't find him
So he sent out Abu Bakr and Umar
They kept searching for him for days, even weeks
They found a shepherd, and they asked him about a young boy with his features
He said: "are you asking about the crying boy?"
"We hear him crying up there in the hills every night"
They waited for him, the shepherd says he comes down and drinks milk from my goat, just to survive
When he came down, he was withered and pale and sick
When he saw Abu Bakr and Umar He tried to run away but they caught him. They said: The Messenger wants you, sallallahu alayhi wa sallam
He was so afraid he said: "Why why? Has Allah mentioned me among the hypocrites?"
They said: we don't know
But they bought him. Rasulullah SAWS came to him and asked: What is wrong Ya Thalaba?
He said: Has Allah mentioned me from among the hypocrites
Rasullullah SAWS said to him: what do you hope for?
He said: I hope for Allah's Mercy
He(SAWS) asked: What do you fear?
He said: I fear Allah's anger and wrath
He (SAWS) said: why don't you turn to Allah's Mercy and forgiveness? More than His fear
He repented to Allah and asked Him for His forgiveness
"I feel like my body has a million ants crawling upon it
The Messenger of Allaah said: This is death, you are dying Ya Thalaba
Turn now to Allah, with your heart, and with your mind
I thought that shyt said "porno" it said "promo" cdffuupp 😂
May Allah make us mindful of our duty
The first verses that were revealed trained people's hearts, and they later on became some of the best human beings to ever walk the face of this earth
He trained their hearts first before he came and told them the rules
It's a very dangerous thing to teach our children about Allah in that way
I can't wait till Monday so I can fast and gain rewards from Allah Azzawajal 😊
Allah’s Mercy prevails over His wrath
We use Religion to control our children
That's not the way the Prophet taught
He didn't come with the rules first
What was the methodology of the Prophet Muhammad sallallahu alayhi wa sallam?
Indeed in the body there's a lump of flesh, if it's set right than the entire body is set right
It goes back to the heart, because the heart is the master of the body
My father has his flaws, he has his share of sins, like we all do
But my FATHER LOVES ALL OF HIS CHILDREN
He loves ALL OF US
He would die for any of us
I will stand by him until death and I will kill anybody who tries to go against my father in any way or disrespect him
You don't know what he did for us
I love my father and I would die for him, because he's my father, and Allah knows best
Fuck you!!!!
Allah created both, the physical world and the spiritual world
May Allah bless Yasmin's aunt. May Allah have mercy on her. May He grant her Jannah Tul Firdos
You don't drown by falling into the ocean, you drown by staying in there
-that's very deep
How deep?
-deep as THE OCEAN!! 😂
"smacks knee"
The first part to take care of your heart is the Salah
When you don't breathe are you hurting the doctor or yourself?
When you don't take the medicine are you hurting the doctor or yourself?
Is there anyone in this entire world who loves you more than your mother
But your own mother, if you push the right buttons she will disown you
He tells you of many things that are going to come in order for you to understand why you are here
Life after death shall be eternal
It may be that those who you relate this information to they understand it better than you do
Allah SWT commands the Muslims in Surah Al-Noor, Surah #24 Ayat 30 to 31 "tell the believing men to lower their gaze and to protect their private parts"
Prevention is better than cure. If that thing is going to lead you to haraam than it itself is haraam
Once the Shaytaan becomes your friend he will lead you from the next station to the next station to the next station
ed·i·fice
/ˈedəfəs/Submit
nounFORMAL
1.
a building, especially a large, imposing one.
synonyms:building, structure, construction, erection, pile, complex; More
We should avoid naming edifices after people because they may have a reputation of being a good person
Use it in a sentence: Jason's mom likes to compare my manhood to a edifice because of the great size that it has.
- 🌵
The true judgement of that person only comes from Allah
Who am I loyal to? Who do I love the most?
My father, because he has done more for me
He loves me the most in this world and he cares about me the most
Now you expect me to just forget about him and forsake him just because I'm older? 😕
FUUUCCKK YOUU!
A parent's love for their child never dwindles, it never goes away!
Siblings are many, you can have millions of siblings, it's possible
But you can NEVER have more than one mother or father, it's not possible!
I love my father more than I love myself. I pray for him everytime I get on my knees
Anybody that goes against my father I go against that person
And God will go against you!
Which is more important in the sight of Allah?
Upholding ties of kinship or honoring one's parents
Worship Allah, and honor your parents!
“And We have enjoined on man to be good and dutiful to his parents” [al-‘Ankaboot 29:8]
“And your Lord has decreed that you worship none but Him. And that you be dutiful to your parents. If one of them or both of them attain old age in your life, say not to them a word of disrespect, nor shout at them but address them in terms of honour. And lower unto them the wing of submission and humility through mercy, and say: ‘My Lord! Bestow on them Your Mercy as they did bring me up when I was young’” [al-Israa’ 17:23]
In al-Saheehayn it is reported that Ibn ‘Abbaas said: “The Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) was asked which deed is the best? He said, ‘Faith in Allaah and His Messenger, then honouring one’s parents…’” And there are many other Aayat and Mutawaatir Ahaadeeth which say similar things.
If the father has one right, then the mother has three times as much.
I can't wait to pray Maghrib! 😃😄
I farted, but it's cool ima just make Wudu again cuz I loooveee Maghrib soo muchh!
Just prayed Maghrib
Insha'llah I won't fart
Isha finna come soon
I gotta eat tho 😕
I always be farting after I eat
Don't know don't care, all ik is my father is my father and he means well and I love him
Idk why I be farting 😕
And I don't be eating gassy food
I don't drink soda or eat none of that high sodium or high fat stuff
But yet I just be..... farting 😕
May Allah help me
Ur a shoplifter btch
The cameras saw you
CONFESS YOUR CRIMES!!
As soon as I nut in you u can go free btch
AAARRRRGGHHH
you're free to go now
Take ur clothes and leave
Just GOO!!
I don't wanna see you
You disgust me
Jk... just go in the other room, I might need you again later on tonight k?
"Having doubts is okay" 😞
Uhh... no it isn't !!
You cannot doubt at all!
You have to be sure!
There is a God
His name is Allah
He wants you to be Muslim
There's no room for incertitude
To doubt is Kufr
It takes you out of the Religion
You have to be sure!
Conviction!!
Make us role models for the believers
The Prophet Ibrahim AS is making Dua to Allah, "O Allah make my legacy a positive one"
No human being is universally admired more in all faiths than the Prophet Ibraaheem
The way you maximize your good deeds is you expand your influence
And the way you expand your influence you have the maximum impact in the most number of people, both quality and quantity
Imam Bukhari only lived 60 odd years, but the legacy that he left behind is truly phenomenal
If you want to leave a legacy then your intention has to be not for the people
Let the righteous people look at me as a role model
The Prophet SAWS would pray a total of 50 rak'ahs on a daily basis
For his Ummah 5, but for him it was 50
That would take an average of three, four, five hours a day
Islam to eemaan it's the quantity
But eemaan to ihsaan it is the quality
Imam Maalik ibn Abbas, the famous scholar of Medina
He was the first person ever in the history of Islam to compile a book of hadeeth meant for other people
The first person whoever does something immediately there's copy cats
That's the nature of human society
Sometimes those who follow on do a better job than the first person, usually that's what happens in technology and writing
Don't even thank us
We are doing it for the sake of Allah SWT
I feed you for the sake of Allah
Sometimes the smallest of deeds become the most magnificent of deeds
The story of the prostitute who gave a dog water is a pre-Islamic story
Nobody even knew, nobody heard
Nobody saw this lady do it, but Allah Azzawajal saw
True leaders are humble people
Whoever humbles himself for the sake of Allah, Allaah will raise his rank up
Every great leader is a servant to the people
You don't want it, you don't desire it, but it is a blessing that Allah SWT gives
527=725!-!-!-!-!
Because 527 is 725 backwards
336=633!-!-!-!-!
Because 336 is 633 backwards
525=525!-!-!-!-!
Because it's the same backwards
555=555!-!-!-!-!
Because it's the same backwards
Satan sits his throne on water
Idc about the Shaytaan, or his throne
Idc about Dajjaal
They both exist, because God says that they do
But they have no power. I only care about the One Who has Power
You only believe it because the early Christian church told you so
So by default we can believe anything to be the inspired word of God
We have to rely on what the text says
It doesn't make sense, because we're only following what doctrine teaches, not what text teaches
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⚠ Sunday
Good Morning
I can't wait to fast tomorrow! 😄
The bible is the inspired word of God. Who says so?
A corrupt fallible person. Not a divine being
"The word of God says"
Who says so? Because you say so?
We know that the Bible has a number of books that make it up
These are the 66 books of the Bible
Circular reasoning is a logical fallacy in which the reasoner begins with what they are trying to end with. The components of a circular argument are often logically valid because if the premises are true, the conclusion must be true.
If this verse were true then we wouldn't find so many errors in the Bible
The Bible is not the infallible word of God because there are errors in it
Infallibility means: NO ERROR
So the gates of hell have prevailed over your local church and pastor
The way we know this is because your local church and pastor are teaching you errors
Christians believe that the old testament and the new testament are divinely inspired, or sent by God
Perhaps it's the Gospel of Thomas that we should believe in, and not the other ones. But how do we know which ones should be in the Bible or not?
It is very strange that in the new testament most of what we accept are actually traditions, and none of them are actually from the Bible
Islam is a logical Religion
It's so logical that the greatest skeptic looks at Islam and says "But that makes sense"
There is no logic in it. It's just "you have to believe it" but why should I believe it?
Most of the new testament are not books, they are private letters
1 in 20 children within the U.K have experienced sexual abuse
No part in the Religion did Allah allow the Prophet to compromise
He delivered the message exactly the way that it was given to him
The Sunnah is the living embodiment of the Qur’an
"Every one in my Ummah will go to Jannah except those who refuse"
The Sunnah is not just eating with your right hand
That's not the entirety of the Sunnah
The Sunnah of The Prophet SAWS was to worship Allah and share that with mankind
Our Prophet SAWS was the best humanitarian to ever walk the face of the earth, he truly cared about people
When we see these people in the street we need to care about whether they go to Jannah Or Jahanaam
We care about the poverty of the world
You have no choice in the matter, you don't have an option
If Allaah gave you a command then you have to fulfill it, and ignorance in the matter is not an excuse
That which is obligatory the knowledge of it is also obligatory
Is the world lost yes or no? What can fix a lost world? The truth
As soon as I pray Dhuhr ima eat some bread 🍞 and butter
Bread and butter be popping!
We should recognize that Allah is the Most-Merciful, when we commit sin we should not be shy or embarrassed to turn to him
Just prayed Dhuhr
Insha'llah I won't fart, Asr finna come in a little bit
Never ever give up hope in the mercy of Allah
That shyt was popping!
The bread and butter
It was toast, and toast is dry food
Dry foods don't be making you fart like that so I should be good
I can't say for sure tho, cuz this mf Iblees be sneaking up on me and making me fart
Allah knows best... If I am going to fart before Asr
Allah is Hakeem
He knows that Iblees be sneaky af and he's the one that be making me fart and forget
That's why He said that if you fart and forget then your Wudu is still valid
All praise be to Him
May Allah curse that ngga Iblees, for always sneaking up on me and making me fart
May Allah curse him
If we were not sinful than Allah would've created people that were sinful and would turn to Him so that He can forgive them
This is how much He loves to forgive
Nabi SAWS he makes mention of a man
He has committed so many sins. So many disobedience, so many sins he has committed towards Allaah SWT
When he was on his death bed he tells his son, he says "oh my son, when I die, I want you to burn my body"
"And when you burn my body, crush my ashes, and separate me, put some in the ocean and put some on land"
Allah SWT will resurrect this man and He will ask him "oh my slave, why did you do such a hideous crime?"
He says "Ya Allah, because of my fear for You. Because of the fear that I had of what You would've done to me because of my sins. This is why I burnt myself thinking that You were not going to find me"
But Allah is Most-Powerful. He Sees and He Hears everything
So Allah will resurrect this man finding every part of his body
And when he tells Allah: "Ya Allah because of my fear for You Allah will say: "My slave you are forgiven"
The first action is recognition of Allah SWT, and then we can move forward
I be smelling hella good in the morning
I be clean as shit
My boxers stink
I have to remember to increment tomorrow, my high knees and sit-ups
High-knees: 55
Sit-ups: 65
Insha'llah
So the four sacred months in Islam are as follow: Dhū al-Qa'dah (11), Dhu al-Ḥijjah (12) and Muḥarram (1). Those three are all consecutive months. The fourth is Rajab
Yessss! Asr finna come and I didn't fart yet
Alhamdulillah! 😄
Allah speaks to Jibreel directly then Jibreel goes out and delivers the message to the rest of the angels
So he is Kalimu llah from the Angels
Idriss is Enoch, the son of Sheeth AS, the grandson of Adam AS
Jibreel is the only one who can ascend a Prophet through the heavens
Biblically Enoch dies in the fourth heaven
I can't wait to fast tomorrow!
And gain rewards from my Lord
Wait... tomorrow's Monday
On Mondays is when I be doing my workouts in the morning
And I be having hunger pangs throughout the whole day
So fasting is going to be really hard and difficult for me 😕
So... I don't think I'm going to do it
But I WAS GOING TO WALLAHI
I had a firm intention, no bs, it's just now that I remembered that I have to do my Monday workouts in the morning
Dammit, now I can't fast and gain the reward from my Lord
Dammit 🙁
Wait...
😊
Al-Bukhaari (6491) and Muslim (131) narrated from Ibn ‘Abbaas (may Allah be pleased with him) that the Prophet (blessings and peace of Allah be upon him) said, relating from his Lord, may He be glorified and exalted: “Allah decreed good deeds and bad deeds, then He explained that. Whoever thinks of doing a good deed then does not do it, Allah will write it down as one complete good deed. If he thinks of doing a good deed and then does it, Allah [may He be glorified and exalted] will write it down between ten and seven hundred fold, or many more. If he thinks of doing a bad deed then he does not do it, Allah will write it down as one complete good deed, and if he thinks of it then does it, Allah will write it down as one bad deed.”
So I still get the full reward, so long as I has the full intention, and I did! I've had the intention for like two days now
So since I'm not going to be able to do it I still get the full reward!
All praise be to Him!!
I really gotta remember to change my boxers tomorrow morning these jawns STINKK!
It's prolly all the nut stains that's on it n shyt
The tiny remnants of seminal fluid on my boxers is causing it to produce a foul odor 😐
"BAEE REMIND ME TO WASH MY BALLS AND CHANGE MY BOXERS IN THE MORNING!"
-why don't you just change them now
Uhh.. maybe cuz there's nobody around to smell my stinky boxers and I have to watch porn and masterbate and ejaculate tonight
I mean... I have to go to sleep tonight after my Isha Salah
-why don't you just stop watching porn?
😂 lmmaaaooo
Good one!
Ariana Grande gotta fat ass!!!
-no she don't
I ate her butt
Just prayed Maghrib, my favorite! 😊
Can't wait to pray Isha so I can go to sleep!
Insha'llah I won't fart, I'm finna eat again
I try to eat three times everyday, once after Fajr, once after Asr, and once after Maghrib
The Messenger of Allaah sallallahu alayhi wa sallam, he only needed to eat once in the day, just a few dates
And he never once in his life ever ate until he was full
NEVER! he only needed a few bites just to keep him going
This is why he is the best
Me, I be stuffing my face!
I be eating enough to feed a whole village
I gotta high metabolism 🙁
I'm fat as shit 😟
All I do is EAT!!
These jawns REALLY STINKK !
My boxers
All this nut stain that's on it
I really need to start changing these jawns more frequently
-or maybe you should just stop watching so much porn
Cddffuupp 😂
You should do stand up, you'd make a lot of money
But I really be nuttin a lot
I got a lot of nut
Why is that?
Why do I emit so much semen?🤔
*Google search*
In medicine, hyperspermia is a condition in which a male has an abnormally large ejaculate (or semen) volume.[1] Males with hyperspermia usually have higher sex drives than males that do not. It is the opposite of hypospermia, and is generally defined in humans when the ejaculate is over 5.5 ml.
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That's what I have, I got hyperspermia
Finna pray Isha now and go straight to sleep
Gotta wake up early in the morning to do my workouts and pray Tahajjud for the sake of Allah Azzawajal
Just prayed Isha, good night now!
take off ur clothes btch!
SHOW ME NIPPLES!!
all you finna get is nut
fuck her fuck her fuck her!!!!!!!
I nutted
Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallah Wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan rasulullah
What they're rejecting is not Islam, but a distorted image of Islam
I don't care what the world tells you about you, you are special to Allah
Allah loves you
In 1642 Galileo dies after seven years of house arrest
Why was he under house arrest? "Sorry, science says the earth is actually not the center of the universe, the sun is"
The church didn't like this, they believed that the earth is actually the center of the universe
Islam deactivated this dilemma from day one
There was never any crossroads in Islamic thought
Because Islam promoted knowledge, Islam promoted research
Islam promoted intellectuality, Islam promoted critical thinking, Islam promoted the sciences
Our Deen began with "recite"
Medicine is not a game, go and study it, become known for it, become skilled in it, then practice it
If you want to cry, cry, but not for pessimism
The first Islamic hospital in the world was in Damascus Syria
900 years before there was the first hospital in Paris
Islam can and always, builds industries and individuals
Has been able to maintain economy and ethics
In reality it wasn't the Religion that holds you back
It's the false, fabricated man made religion that shackled them into the dark ages
And even them, they begin realizing it now that it was an overreaction
They're addicted to movies of the unseen: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings
What is that? That's the internal conflict, that's the crossroads that happened within them
Because they couldn't balance between both
Islam is the solution to every problem that may arise
No time and no place can ever thrive properly without this Islam
This delusion of the crossroads, these challenges we face, a majority of them come from not realizing what our Islam is about
"How can you possibly persevere and hold on to something that you are not acquainted with?"
We live in a age where being socially Muslim, "I'm Muslim because my parents are Muslim" won't cut it anymore
But only when you know what your Islam is, and what it can do for you, and do for the world around you, will you love it more than life itself
My father had four children, from the same woman, he had four
Me, my older brother, my older sister, and my younger brother Ibrahim, he died when he was only three
Do you know how hard it is to lose a child??
I still remember the cries that my father bellowed in the hospital when Ibrahim died
He loved him soo much! Still, Allah took him away from him
So he was left with only three children, me, my older brother, and my older sister
All of us were living in Africa, Sierra Leone, which is a fourth world country, the poorest of the poor
We had nothing! Our whole family had nothing, we was poor and had absolutely nothing
I remember having to use "a bar of soap" as toothpaste because our family could not afford to buy actual toothpaste
While we were in Africa, my father worked tirelessly to take care of us
He only had one job which was not paying him enough but he used that one job to take care of us and provide for us
Then my father played some lottery and he managed to come to America
When he came here, he worked and worked hard just so that he could bring his children to America so that they can have a better life, that was his main objective
He had to get a job at a laundromat, and he didn't even have a place to live when he got here, it was only him and God
Still, he managed to work hard and he bought me and my older brother to this country first and he took care of us
He would go to work, from 7am to 7am (24 hour shift)
And then when he came home he would sit down at the stove so that he could cook for me and my older brother
A few years ago, he managed to bring my older sister Fatmata Mansaray to this country also
When she first came, the first couple months or years she was good and obedient to my father
But immediately as she started getting new friends and a little bit of money in her pocket she completely changed!
Now she has the FUCKING NERVE to curse at my father and belittle him after all that he did for her
When she came to this country she was the one who enticed my older brother to move away from the state and completely forget about my father, SHE WAS THE ONE
Why?? Because my father has anger isaues? Because he's hard to live with? Because he curses at us?
We are his kids! He suffered for us! He did everything for us!!
Let him curse at us!! Let him be hard to live with
He can have a million bad habits but as long as he's our father and he suffered for us then it don't mean a damn thing!
My father don't like my sister? FUCK MY SISTER FATMATA MANSARAY!
My father don't like my older brither? FUCK MY OLDER BROTHER!
I don't give a damn! My father is the one who brought us up, he took care of us and was there when we had nothing!
Whoever my father don't like then I don't like that person
It's all clear to me now, my father is the one that I owe my life to, he is the one that I should obey and honor, him him him!
Fuck everybody else!
Everything you read fills your head with new bits of information
And you never know when these bits might come in handy
The more knowledge you have the better equipped you are to tackle any challenge that you have to face
The more you read the more words you gain exposure to
And they will inevitably make their way into your everyday vocabulary
Forming a daily reading habit will expand your knowledge and help you on your journey to success Insha'llah
-August Taylor
They also take into account the probable constraints and barriers
Which can occur in transferring of pollens from one plant to another
And they try to reduce those barriers as much as they can
So that the exact amount of pollen can be transferred in the exact duration and the exact distance
This is what can take us to Jannah
During the time of Umar ibn al-Khattab
There were two men who brought in a young boy dragging into the courthouse
So Umar ibn al-Khattab he asked him "what is this? What's going on? Why are you dragging him into the courthouse?"
They say this boy he killed our father
Umar ibn al-Khattab he asked him "did you really kill their father?"
The boy says "yes I did kill their father but it was by accident"
My camel it used to tread on their property
So one day their father took a rock and hit the camel in the eye
And I saw the camel suffering
And it made me infurious and aggravated
So I took a rock and threw it at the father, and it hit him in the head and he fell and died
So Umar ibn al-Khattab he asks the two brothers "will you forgive this young boy for this accident?"
They say no, we want retribution
So Umar ibn al-Khattab he asks the young boy do you have any last words, any last wishes, any last requests?
And the young boy he says "yes, my father passed away and I have a younger brother
And my father left some money behind for my younger brother
I would like three days to go and retrieve this wealth from a hidden place
So that I can make sure my brother gets it when I die and pass away
So Umar ibn al-Khattab he thinks this boy is making up this story
He's like "Boy what are you talking about? What wealth what father what young brother?"
The young boy he says trust me
Umar ibn al-Khattab he says okay I will trust you
But find a gurantor for you
Someone who will gurantee that you will come back
The young boy he looks around, there's a packed courthouse, "will someone not help me today?"
And everyone as the young boy is looking around they turn their face away they turn their faces down, no one wants to help this boy
Then from the back of the courthouse a hand raises up, who's hand is it? Abu Dharr Al-Ghaffar (ra)
The noble and illustrious companion who gave Da'wah to so many of the tribes, he says "I will be the gurantor of this boy. "
Now understand what it means to be the gurantor. Meaning that if this boy does not come back
It is the head of Abu Dharr Al-Ghaffar (ra) that will be chopped off, he will be killed
Abu Dharr Al-Ghaffar (ra) says "I will be the gurantor" so the boy goes away
The first day goes by the boy is nowhere to be seen
The second day goes by the boy is still nowhere to be seen
Asr time comes on the third day
The two brothers go to Abu Dharr Al-Ghaffar (ra) and they say come with us to the court house it is time
Abu Dharr Al-Ghaffar (ra) says "I will come to the court house but the day does not end until Maghrib"
So Abu Dharr Al-Ghaffar (ra) is walking through Madina with these two brothers, they're going to the court house
And the people of Madina are following behind them
All getting to the court house to see what is going to happen. It is now the talk of the town you can imagine
Many minutes are going by, the courthouse is filling up the anxieties building up
Will Abu Dharr Al-Ghaffar (ra) have his life sacrificed for the mistake of a boy?
And literally minutes before the Adhan of Salatul Maghrib the boy rushes in
People are now shouting, they're happy
They're now wondering what's going to happen? Will everyone be forgiven? Will everyone be happy? What's going to happen?
So the boy comes in, the Adhan for Maghrib hasn't gone
Umar ibn al-Khattab he asks the boy "oh boy why did you come back?"
"I did not send a spy behind you, I did not send anyone to follow you what made you come back?"
He said "that I did not want anyone to say that a Muslim gave his word and did not fulfill it" so I came back
Umar ibn al-Khattab he turns to Abu Dharr he says "oh Abu Dharr, what made you want to be the gurantor of this boy?"
He says "I saw a Muslim in need and I did not want anyone to ever say that a Muslim was in need and no one was there to help him"
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⚠ Monday
Good Morning
I been nutted
My nut game crazy
Everytime that I ejaculate the semen comes out in spurts
I got hyperspermia
I nutted once after the Isha prayer, and I nutted again late at night before I prayed Tahajjud
August Taylor gotta fat ass
-u ate her butt??
FAAACKK NOO!
I would never put my mouth or lips in anywhere of a porn star's body
Do you know how many nggas done touched all on her n shyt?
A shit load of nggas that's how many?
Plus her pussy prolly stink
I just farted
I already prayed Fajr, so it's cool
My life revolves around prayer
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