Always plan for the future, while keeping in mind that nothing is set in stone.
The only time I’m quiet is when I’m eating
I’m weak
May Allah forgive me
Ima watch porn and wank off again after Isha
I already wanked off after Dhuhr
Ima do that shyt again... I’M HAAWWWNNYY
I’ma wanker!
“AA” is a word?
🙎🏾♂️yes
What’s it mean?
🙎🏾♂️AA: “noun GEOLOGY
basaltic lava forming very rough, jagged masses with a light frothy texture.
Oh.
🙎🏾♂️ there’s also a definition in education
What is it?
🙎🏾♂️Associate of Arts
🙎🏾♂️”a degree granted after a two-year course of study, especially by a community or junior college.”
Nggas be smoking tookie like that shit cool
That shyt not cool
That shyt CAN KILL YOU!!
You can literally “DIE!”
👸🏻but you smoke cigarettes tho?
WHERE DO U BE COMING FROM??
Melanie Martinez - Dollhouse
D-O-L-L-H-O-U-S-E
“I SEE THINGS THAT NOBODY ELSE SEES 🎤”
🙎🏾♂️ you’re so gay dude
It’s only the girls that be fiending for attention the most that post crazy pics and videos on IG and FB
You don’t gotta use soap to perform Ghusl
I just do it cuz I like to be clean
That’s sometimes
Today is not one of those times tho
SHAKE UR FUKKIN ASS BTCH!
Get in the car you slut!
I’m gonna fuck u in the back seat cuz ur a hooker
You don’t deserve to be in the front
I been nutted
This btch is GONNA LOSE
I’m tired of her always winning
Ima sore loser
Ima make up my fasts after daylight savings time, Inshallah
🙎🏾♂️say Inshallah bro
I DID!
I be cheating my ass off
Once I put my mind into doing something I DO IT!!!
YOU’RE SCARED OF ME!
This world is nothing but an elderly woman wearing a lot of jewelry
I’m involved in a lot of things that’s Haraam
May Allah forgive me
🙎🏾♂️Allah is Most Merciful to His slaves
Allah is Tawaab
🙎🏾♂️ That’s right bro, never give up!
I goottchuu bro!
Where ya mom at?
🙎🏾♂️😐
Lynn made some bomb ass spaghetti
That jawn was popping!
Look at this btch forehead 😂
Leave me df alone and don’t tell me what to do! I hate that shit!
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO FUKKIN DO!
If I wanna smoke weed and cigarettes and kill myself, guess what? ITS MY DECISION!
My dad used to tell me “why don’t you just go smoke weed outside and get hit by a car and diee!”
Smhh... that ngga wants me to die
My own father... wants. me. to. die
Well I want you to die too btch!
May Allah kill you and send you to hellfire forever
This ngga Chris said some r/s the other day
We was smoking and he was telling me like how when he was younger his mom used to allow him to smoke weed in his room
That makes sense!
Because if your smoking weed, then chances are that you’re addicted
So would you rather for your son or daughter to smoke weed in the streets, where something can go wrong and they can DIE!
Or would you rather for them to do it peacefully in their room?
You gotta take things slow, everything is a gradual process
Usher- Nice and slow
Shyt hot
May Allah cure my friend Eddie
The ambulance came and took him
He’s gotta bad heart
But Allah is the HEALER!
Wtf is this ngga Mark listening to?
He just be sitting on his bed with the radio playing staring into space n shyt
Fukkin weirdo
👸🏻leave him ALONE
Sdfup btch
🙎🏾♂️that’s my girl bro! You gotta chill
Mandy Muse is my favorite porn star
I once got so high I forgot my purpose in life and the reason for my existence
Wtf does “blight” mean?
🙎🏾♂️Blight: “a plant disease, typically one caused by fungi such as mildews, rusts, and smuts.”
I’m gonna pray first and then I’m gonna smoke this cigarette
I wanna see some big booty btches
Mandy Muse is a fukkin cumbox!
May Allah bless Mark
He gave me a bar of Zest Soap
Being clean feels good as shyt
The fuqaha’ of the Sunni Islamic madhhabs are agreed that it is haraam to kill the foetus after the soul has been breathed into it, i.e., after 120 days have passed since conception. It is not permissible to kill it under any circumstances except when continuing the pregnancy would lead to the mother’s death.
What did my father say?
He said: "Unless my Lord guides me then I will surely be among those who have gone astray”
That’s how I feel when I’m writing this shyt
This ngga misinterpreting the Qur’an n shyt
That’s gotta be a major sin, or blasphemy
I don’t like ads
The more Sunnah that you do the more Allah loves you
What’s that song by Diddy called?
Puff Daddy - Big homie
Shyt hot!
I’m bustin this btch ass in WWF
The shaytan is aware of what a person is thinking to himself, and he knows his inclinations and his whims and desires, both good and bad, so he whispers to him accordingly.
I will pray Qiyaam till my feet hurts
Ima miss Erica
No I won’t, that btch said my breath stink
Fuck that btch
Ima miss my ngga Bill
Bill was funny as shyt!
He said “RAM IT UP HER ASS!” 😂
This is Jason ▶️▶️▶️🙎🏾♂️⬅️◀️◀️
This is Beatrice ▶️▶️▶️👸🏻⬅️⬅️⬅️
Beatrice don’t like me
👸🏻I never said that
You think I’m cute?
Matter fact btch you ain’t gotta think I’m cute cuz I THINK I’M CUTE!
You’re fat and ugly
🙎🏾♂️bro stop talking to my girl like that
Shut your btchass up
You’s a btch bro
I’ll knock you df out!
Idk how df ima do this shyt
It’s gon be slow af but I’ll do it, Inshallah
🙎🏾♂️say Inshallah bro
I DID!
Btch Allah is the only God!
Surah Al Baqarah is the second chapter of the Quran
It is also the longest... I think...
Yeessss!! I WAS RIGHT!!
“fucked my brother cheating girlfriend cum inside her pussy now she pregnant not know who's the father”
OMGG! 😨THAT’S TERRIBLE!
Lacey Duvale is my favorite porn star
What you won’t do, the next btch will. Remember that!
Aww this little boy at the Masjid shook my hand and was like “Sama Yakum” lol
He was only like five
That Mosque is awesome, I’m gonna go there again next week, Inshallah
🙎🏾♂️say Inshallah bro
I DID!!
This btch busting my ass in WWF
Struggle for Allah as He deserves to be struggled for
You have to declare the function before you can initialize it
I have to describe Shay’s living room in a meticulous manner
Surah Al Baqarah is “The Cow”
Prophet Muhammad SAWS was born in the year of the elephants, Surah Al Fil
I think...
There’s always more than one way to do something
False dependency
That’s all that Nicki gives you
👸🏻who’s Nicki?
🚬
THIS SHYT HOT!
Zara Larsson - Ruin my life
Everybody’s a little bi polar
When you broke so you start downloading “Get paid to do survey” apps 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴😂😂😂😭😭😭
”You can do that?”
“I KNOW IT MAY BE WRONG BUT I’M IN LOVE WITH STACY’S MOM”
This fatass ngga Terence got some bud and not trying spark nggas up
Wtf this btch keep beating me n shyt in WWF
I don’t like losing bruh
We must abide by the rules that Allah sets
Fake ass daughter that Hafiz said he had
That’s not your fukkin daughter, lying ass ngga
Next time come at me with a different tactic if you trying get something outta me
Frfr she ugly as shyt, i only said that she was beautiful to be nice
And your bars is ass!
I only said they was hot to pipe ya head up
My brother went to Villanova University
That’s where he learned how to embrace his natural atheism
I think he took a theology or philosophy course, then he came to the conclusion that there is no god
I also took a philosophy course, and came to the realization that THERE IS A GOD!
Everybody is born Muslim, but it’s the parents who make them atheists or follow other Religions
My fukkin pops told us when I was like five “Young man, you can be with any Religion, they are all the same”
And this ngga used to take us to church n shyt
When I was like eight and I got in trouble at school and got suspended this is what he would do:
He will call of work on that day, just to beat me
Not with a belt, but with HIS HANDS
This ngga would ball up his fists and FUKKIN BEAT ME!
Then he would step out for a two minute smoke break
Then come back in and beat me
Then go back out and smoke
And come back in and beat me
He would repeat that process until his whole pack of cigarettes was done
The fear that I would be feeling in those two minute intervals when he stepped out to smoke 😨
This ngga Tyron is a LYING ASS BTCH!
This other ngga TY booked n shyt
I need some new friends
Cut the tail off the rat it won’t rat no more
Lavey Duvalle is really my favorite porn star
LOOK AT HER TITTIES BRO!
You are who you dress like
So for example. My sister dresses like a whore, so this means that:
SHE’S A PROSTITUTE
My brother and sister tried to get me to cut off my beard 😂
So I can blend in with corporate America
This ngga/my brother was like: Just be like everybody else Abdul
Df, I don’t wanna be like everybody else
I’m not going to watch anymore Islamic lecture videos because I don’t want to accidentally stumble upon one of his and watch it
Using me, and then blatantly disrespecting me
I do not forgive you
Those newcomers into the Religion whose hearts are to be reconciled
This btch not even cute 😒
Ashley’s bad!
You can’t force a relationship on nobody, no matter how hard you try
If they don’t want that person than THAT’S THAT!
There needs to be “attraction” in order for it to work
This is basic stuff that everybody should be familiar with
852!-!-!-!-!
Every parent wants to see their child married and happy
But marriage doesn’t always bring happiness
And what made you happy in the past when you was a kid may not make the child happy
I gotta call that lady tomorrow, I can’t do eight hours a day
Eight hours with a female, not doing shit
Naaww, I need some alone time, ME TIME!
Where I can just lay down and meditate, and not have to think about nothing!
I’m gonna marry who df I want to marry, can’t nobody tell me SHIT!!
These btches be choosing, and I’m choosing also
We all got choices
Once I get started, there’s no stopping me cddffuupp
That’s what William said
He was like “don’t get him started, cuz you know when he gets started there’s no stopping him”
😂
“sighs” I miss William
He used to be giving me cigarettes
I would be like “MY DAD DON’T LOVE ME!”
Then he would just gimme a cigarette
I don’t want your daughter!
I have a “preference”
Allah knows my preference, and no one else
Bill used to be stealing toilet rolls and putting them up in the room n shyt
I’m tired af!
I just wanna go to sleep
“THAT BOY AIN’T GOING TO SLEEP, HE FINNA WATCH SOME DAMN PORN AND WANK OFF!”
👏 you know me well
Ima wanker!
Violet Starr is my favorite porn star
That shyt over, I nutted
Yup yup, no going back now, all I can do is look forward
In life you can never dwell on the past
All I can do is learn lessons from it
Like why did I cum so hard in that btch and what did I learn from it?
👸🏻soo why?
Because she’s a WHORE!
🙎🏾♂️what did you learn bro?
I learned that SHE’S A WHORE!
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