I'm getting high fuck that shit!!

Because my life is terrible and I don't want to think about it

I just can't drink water when I'm smoking

Insha'llah I won't forget

But even if I do... even if I forget and accidentally drink water

Even if that happens, my fast is still valid!

But I don't want to forget, only beginners forget

I am no beginner!

I been doing this for a long time now

I'm so happy that I've been steadfast on the Religion of Islam for so long

And I don't plan on leaving it no time soon!

I'm high!

That's it

That's the only logical explanation

After Jummuah today I'm going straight to the library!


⚠ Friday


May Allah bless my mother

May Allah bless my father

May Allah forgive me

May Allah give me long life

Children are of the greatest blessings of life

Money and children, that's what makes life beautiful to us

Having children is a natural desire in every human being

It is pleasing to men that they desire women and that they desire children

Women as well they desire the same thing, they want a loving spouse and a healthy relationship

Sometimes you have to be harsh, and sometimes you have to be strict

With every blessing comes responsibilities

Both mother and father are responsible for the same flock

The best way to raise one's children is to be a role model yourself

As you do, it shall be done to you

If you wanna have good children you have to start with yourself

Start with your relationship at home

I'm probably better alone

I didn't trust that ngga, he looked suspect

Had to move away from him quick!

Omw to Jummuah!


You ever heard of blind faith? Well that's exactly what every other religion is

"Jesus is the son of God", "The trinity is real and it exists"

Ok, prove it

Prove it! Give me something, a fact, a sign, whatever, just PROVE IT

If you can't prove it then how do you expect me to follow?

Not trying be like a asshole or jerk or whatever. It's just simple logic. You make a statement. Now prove it

"Islam is the truth and Allah is the only God"

Ok... prove it

The evidence for the validity of Islam and the truthfulness of the Prophethood of the Prophet Muhammad (blessings and peace of Allah be upon him) is abundant and can hardly be enumerated. This evidence is sufficient to convince any wise and fair-minded person who is impartially and sincerely seeking the truth. We can sum up some of this proof as follows.

1. The evidence of sound human nature

The call of Islam is in accordance with sound human nature, as is indicated by the words of Allah, may He be glorified and exalted (interpretation of the meaning):
“So set you (O Muhammad (blessings and peace of Allah be upon him)) your face towards the religion of pure Islamic Monotheism Hanifa (worship none but Allah Alone) Allah’s Fitrah (i.e. Allah’s Islamic Monotheism), with which He has created mankind. No change let there be in Khalqillah (i.e. the Religion of Allah Islamic Monotheism), that is the straight religion, but most of men know not”

[ar-Room 30:30].

Evidence for the validity of Islam


I want to be a real Muslim, and that is why I am asking this question: what reason is there for adhering to Islam? In other words, if I were living at the time of the Prophet (blessings and peace of Allah be upon him), and I heard him calling people to this religion, what would motivate me to believe his message and what he brought of the Qur’an and Sunnah? Moreover, I do not understand the Qur’anic challenge (interpretation of the meaning): “Let them then produce a recital like unto it (the Qur’an) if they are truthful” [at-Toor 52:34]. What I understand is that if anyone writes a book on a particular topic, it will be like any other book on the same topic, even if it is different in some minor aspects. So what is so miraculous in the Qur’an? It may seem strange that such a question comes from a Muslim, but Allah knows best about my intention.


Praise be to Allah

The evidence for the validity of Islam and the truthfulness of the Prophethood of the Prophet Muhammad (blessings and peace of Allah be upon him) is abundant and can hardly be enumerated. This evidence is sufficient to convince any wise and fair-minded person who is impartially and sincerely seeking the truth. We can sum up some of this proof as follows.

1. The evidence of sound human nature

The call of Islam is in accordance with sound human nature, as is indicated by the words of Allah, may He be glorified and exalted (interpretation of the meaning):

“So set you (O Muhammad (blessings and peace of Allah be upon him)) your face towards the religion of pure Islamic Monotheism Hanifa (worship none but Allah Alone) Allah’s Fitrah (i.e. Allah’s Islamic Monotheism), with which He has created mankind. No change let there be in Khalqillah (i.e. the Religion of Allah Islamic Monotheism), that is the straight religion, but most of men know not”

[ar-Room 30:30].

And the Prophet (blessings and peace of Allah be upon him) said: “There is no child who is not born in a state of fitrah, then his parents make him a Jew or a Christian or a Magian, just as animals bring forth animals with their limbs intact, do you see any deformed one among them?”

Narrated by al-Bukhaari (1358) and Muslim (2658).

The words “animals bring forth animals with their limbs intact” mean: just as an animal is born with its limbs intact and free of defects; anything that happens to it of cuts to its ears and so on happens after it is born.

Similarly, every human is born with an inherent inclination towards Islam, and any deviation from Islam is undoubtedly a departure from sound human nature. Therefore we never find anything in the teachings of Islam that is contrary to sound human nature. Rather all of its teachings on beliefs and practical matters are in accordance with sound human nature. As for religions and ideologies other than Islam, they include things that are contrary to sound human nature. This is something that is quite clear and apparent to anyone who reflects and ponders.

2. Rational evidence

There are many Islamic texts that address reason and direct people to examine the rational proof and evidence, and call upon people of sound reasoning and mature thinking to examine the definitive evidence for the soundness of Islam.

Allah, may He be exalted, says (interpretation of the meaning):

“(This is) a Book (the Qur’an) which We have sent down to you, full of blessings that they may ponder over its Verses, and that men of understanding may remember”

[Saad 38:29].

Ok 😐

It's not bias or bigotry

I have a mind which God has given me, and I am able to use this mind to discern truth from falsehood

At the end of the day, I'm scared. I'm scared as shit!

Because I don't wanna die, and Allah is the only One Who can take my life

And He says that if I am Muslim and I practice His Religion then I'm guranteed safety from Him


I freaking love this Mosque

I love this Imam, whoever he is may Allah bless him

Just got home, my pops had to drop me off cuz its raining hard af

I farted

I gotta pick up something

Not that I'm smoking or anything 😰

That shyt is haraam

I'm high

Lemme delete that

I gotta take a shit

As soon as the Adhan for Isha go off I'm on go!

Surah An Nissa is the fourth Surah

Inheritance laws

Allah intends to lighten the burden for you

He's giving you these rules not to make your life difficult

He wants to make your life easier

Human beings were made weak

Sometimes parents are not on the same page

They don't know what it means to work hard and earn

Part of our training to children is to value how money is spent, not just look at something and get it

This isn't right. To take hard earned money and use it in this frivolous sense

Frivolous- not having any serious purpose or value.

Used in a sentence: "Jason's mom works at the strip club, she only makes money during the weekends but during the weekday she hardly makes much money and her job can be very frivolous."


-you look like Kerchak

These are unethical practices that Allah doesn't want to be in the society

When you don't consider somebody else's wealth than you don't consider their life either

When financial crimes increase in society then you'll see murder also increase in society

Those two things go hand in hand, economic crimes and then capital crimes

Allah wants to make things easier for us, so He's saying "be this way with your money, do this with your money"

So in other words if you don't be like that Allah will make life difficult

Allah intends ease through honesty

Financial irregularity is a major sin

Not taking care of your finances

People who don't do this will have no honor in their lives

You won't have any dignity and honor


⚠ Saturday

Good Morning

I was born on a Saturday

Saturday is my favorite day

But Friday is the best

I think I'm gonna fast on Monday

I'm feeling good, yesterday Jummuah was so good!

I just want to give every type of worship to my Lord

So I'm gonna fast Monday! I have made up my mind

When I say I'm gonna do something than I'm gonna do it

If Allah is with you then you don't have to worry, he will guide you through

This wasn't a regular occurence, and yet he did not worry

If you don't know how it's going to happen and you still put your trust in Allah, that is Tawakkul

Tawakkul and taking action are not separate

You have to tie your camel and put your trust in Allah

The two are simultaneous

A mistake that we commonly make is we put our results in our own activism

Every single thing that we are doing of our activism is worship

It's only Allah Who saves is

May Allah bless my father

May Allah make all of his dreams and wishes come true

I love my father

Mufti Menk is a strong propagator of human rights and justice

Going to the library today, and then afterwards I gotta go to the library

I just took a crazy dookie

I gotta remember to make Wudu before I go to the bathroom cuz I took a dookie earlier

I'm the king of poking btches. I be like "POKE POKE"

The Shaytan will NEVER WIN!

And it's blasphemy for you to think that he will ever win, even a little bit

This jawn gotta hole in it


The blunt

I'm bouta bite this jawn off

You gotta learn to elaborate in life

What I'm bouta do after this? Go home and pray Dhuhr



My reward is with Allah Subhannahu wa ta'ala in Jannah Tul Firdos Insha'llah

If you come in the Masjid don't raise your voice don't talk, you're in prayer until you leave the Masjid

One of the signs of the end of times is that voices will be raised in the Masjids

People will talk about worldly affairs in the Masjids

The worst Muslim is better than a pious kaafir

The place of Kushoo is in the heart

You sit properly, you prostrate properly, you begin the Salah properly

All of this is a byproduct of a serene heart

Why? Because it's a heart that knows who he's standing in front of

Whatever the body does is the net result of the reality of the heart

Every subject you want to know you have to know first of all, what is the ruling for that subject

Can't go to the library today because today's Sunday and it's closed

I'ma still go tho!

Nothing will stop me from doing my homework in the library

I love going to the library, I love doing honework, I love reading books📚



⚠ Sunday

Good Morning

What women need to know about understanding men

Insha'llah the goal of this is when you understand these seven points it will better your relationship

Number 1: What a man wants from his wife the most is respect

Men are the caretakers and providers of women

By respecting a man a woman shows that he is her protector, her guardian, her warrior

💡keep it a bean, that's all I want, I just wanna protect you and make u feel good. But how's that suppose to happen if you do not respect me. Who's the man? ME! Who is strong? ME! Who pays the bills? ME! Who lays the pipe down? ME!

💡You over here telling the whole world, when we go out to eat telling everybody about the small size of my manhood!

💡Whenever we get into a little argument you be all loud saying "yeah well that's why you gotta shrimp d&%$!"

💡where's the respect in that???

💡I mean I know it's small but ssshhhhhhhh!

💡btch keep that shit between us

What women wouldn't want her husband to love and protect her?

Respect is not a speech, respect is a attitude, a mode of life

Respect his knowledge and judgement

When he makes a decision don't second guess his ability to make that decision

By doubting his ability to make a decision you belittle him

That makes him feel childish, he's childish, he's not qualified

Don't treat your husband like you would your child

💡Classic example:

We're driving to Disney Land with the kids

I'm driving. I'm behind the wheel. The GPS is on, the GPS says to make the next right

But I dont, I keep going straight. I know what I'm doing!

So we end up getting lost and have our car towed and we end up in an accident

So... I should have followed the GPS. I now know that. I made a mistake, fine!

I bet I won't make that mistake again

If you keep calling me an idiot and chastising me about the mistake I made how do you think that's going to make me feel??

It's called "E-M-P-A-T-H-Y"

Let him learn from his own mistakes and don't become his mother

May Allah bless my father, I love him, he's praying Fajr now every morning

May Allah keep him on this straight path of Islam

May Allah make all of his dreams and wishes come true

I love my father

Your husband is trying to save the day, but the wife presumes that the husband does not know how to do the job, how to fix the leaky faucet

💡she must not know that I'm the king of laying the pipe down! Your mom calls me Plumber Man

Basically you're saying that you don't trust your husband to fix a leaky faucet

If you don't trust him to fix a leaky faucet how can you trust him to be your protector?

The bottom line, let him try to fix the leaky faucet, let him make a fool out of himself

Every culture every society The husband complains of the wife nagging too much

Why is that?

You need to understand for a husband his list of priorities is not the same as yours

You need to realize that there are other works in his agenda, that are far more important than the leaky faucet

No doubt the leaky faucet needs to be solved but there is a time, a place, and most importantly a tone of voice and choice of words that needs to be displayed

He understands that, well you need to realize that there are other works in his agenda, perhaps he has a major project at work, which has to pay the rent, which is far more important than the leaky faucet

Perhaps there are other things that he needs to do first that are far more important

💡Perhaps..... I gotta get high first! I damn sure ain't trying fix no leaky faucet while I'm sober!

If you want to respect your husband "then never ever crack a joke about him in public"

💡i.e. don't proclaim out loud that I have a shrimp dick in the restaurant when we go out to eat and everybody looking

Our Religion demands respect to the husband

There is a legitimate reason for this

Men are created to provide. It is ingrained in them that they are going to take care of the one they love

Men feel the need to take care of their wives and they feel useful, they feel functional when they do

💡I wanna be used. I wanna take care of you. I wanna please you

-how you gon please her with a shrimp dick?

Your mom is pleased right? OK then


Working hard for the family is a part of being a man

It is absolutely forbidden in our Sharee’ah for a woman to say no to her husband

If the sex connection is good, every other fault of the woman is ignored

-i agree! I close my eyes when my shyt nuttin

-I close my eyes in the process of ejaculation

Women need reassurance that they're always loved

Verbal assurances, words of affirmation

"I love you" never goes out of style in any language, it never loses it's charm

💡when I stick this hard dck deep in you ima choke you than slowly rub your cheek and be like "I love you"

Lots of hugging, lots of kidsing, lots of touching, all nonsexual here

For women it's the nonsexual hugging and kissing that makes them feel cherished and loved

💡I get horny really fast, my hyperspermia be acting up. Soon as I kiss u on the cheek, hug you, or physically touch you in any way I immediately want to penetrate you and fill you up like a hot air balloon

But for a woman this is what is the most important for them, so open up and show your genuine companion to her

Tell her your fears and worries

💡Classical example: -me and the girl has just finished having sex, now we're sitting on her bed smoking a blunt"

"I fuk with you and I love you so that's why ima tell you this. I once payed for a hooker to give me some head and cheeks, her name was Patricia"

-she's gonna think it's so romantic for me to confide to her like that

This is really what a woman wants that emotional connection with a man

Realize that when she is emotional don't just walk away into your cave, just listen, you're the man, just try to keep your cool as much as possible

💡Whenever she's really emotional that's when to get her best! Make her have sex with you, get her pregnant, then flee the country!

Whenever a woman is really emotional she's trying to connect with you

💡When I put this hard dck in you ima look you in the eyes and choke you as I penetrate deeper, and ima look you deep in the eyes with every stroke

That's how we gon connect!

Whatever you do, do not just turn your back and walk away, that's the worst thing you can do in an argument

If you cannot resolve it right then and there tell her when you will resolve it

💡I ain't telling her SHIT! I don't argue with women, if she wants to argue ima just turn around and walk away, she can argue with the wind, fukkin crazy ass btch

A woman’s thought process is different than a man

Generally speaking, a man focuses on one primary thought at one time

For a woman she's going through multiple thought processes at the same time

For a woman they truly can multitask

A woman is capable of doing multiple processes simultaneously

What does this translate into for a man and a woman?

💡when I put this hard dck up in her she gon be moaning and taking all this dck. Then afterwards after I nutt she gon go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich

-she's capable of doing multiple processes simultaneously!

💡this is what it translates into Ya Shaykh Dr. Yasir Qadhi

It's very easy for a woman to jump from one topic to another, in her conversation

💡I call this btch on the phone I'm like "wassup bae, what you do today?"

💡then that btch start telling me about how her great aunt Nicole used to collect dead skeletons of baby pigs as a hobby

😞idcc! Why r u telling me??

Just prayed Asr

I'm on go!!

Women never forget anything done in the past, no matter how many years or centuries or decades

She may bring it up again, it's in her mind

This is something natural for women

Women do not decompartmentalize their thought processes

A man should never assume how a woman thinks

The best thing you can do is to allow her to talk through her issues and to be a friend for her

It's very natural for a woman to multitask, she's thinking about all these things together

And that's one thing women need to understand

When ur husband is in the heat of the moment, when he's aroused there's only one thing on his mind, and that's sex

💡"i love you baby, this shyt finna nutt! AARRGGHHH!"

-right before I nut that btch like "babe tomorrow's Thursday. Did you remember to take out the trash?"


For her to bring up anything that's not related to sex is a big mood kill

He's in the middle of his passion and her mind is multitasking something else, this is something that men need to understand

💡i do understand. I get it perfectly. I fully understand that this btch is crazy and she got schizophrenia. "The power of Christ compels you btch!"

-sprinkles holy water on her face

Women need emotional security

Women are more in need of emotional security than financial

Many men they tend to assume that just because women like to shop they are more materialistic than men

The fact of the matter is the average woman would value a good and strong emotional relationship with a poor husband, over a insecure relationship with a rich husband

Emotional security is not dependent on these factors

How do you show emotional security? By the small things, keeping in touch regularly, texting her, calling her from the office, making time for her

💡eating her pussy in the airplane bathroom and allowing her to marinate her cum all over your face is another form of emotional security

💡Why? Because think about it! To eat a girl's pussy in an airplane bathroom takes a lot of guts! Not any ngga would just do that

💡But im different, i love you, for me to do that shows that I'm down for you and I would do whatever to make you happy

The bottom line, a woman needs to be reminded that she's loved, she's cherished, and she's appreciated

💡when I stick this hard dck deep in her and look her dead in the eyes then she will know!

A man needs to know that what a woman really wants is...


A partner and a friend

For a woman the ideal husband is her best friend

What is a best friend?

A best friend is somebody who's gonna listen with care

Pay attention, somebody who's going to sympathize

💡a best friend is somebody who's going to look her in the eyes while this long hard dck is deep on her gut then tell her "I love you"

Women want to connect on an emotional level

When a woman goes to her husband and he expresses his problems he naturally goes into "man-mode"

Which means: he talks as little as possible and he gives immediate explicit solutions

💡I don't like talking, I like to get shit done, handle business ASAP

💡Classic example: This btch get off work and she calls me, talking bout some: "bae I just got off work, my boss died today at the job I'm soo scared I don't think I can work there anymore what do you think I should do?"

💡My reply was: First off You dumb as shit, how you not gon work there no more cuz ur boss died there. You can go look for another job if you want but just know that you're dumb as shit and you're not making a smart move at all"

💡You have to be kind and compassionate when you deal with females

I just prayed Maghrib

I can't wait to fast tomorrow! 😄

And gain the reward from my Lord Allah Azzawajal the Most Gracious and the Most High

I can't wait!!

Hold up... 😞

Tomorrow's Monday. I be doing my morning workouts on Mondays

And I be getting hunger pangs throughout the whole day, so fasting is going to be really hard for me

And I know that my Lord Allah Azzawajal the Most Gracious and the Most High does not want to make it difficult for me 😕

So... I guess... I..can'

darn diggity!

I really wanted to get that reward tomorrow




Al-Bukhaari (6491) and Muslim (131) narrated from Ibn ‘Abbaas (may Allah be pleased with him) that the Prophet (blessings and peace of Allah be upon him) said, relating from his Lord, may He be glorified and exalted: “Allah decreed good deeds and bad deeds, then He explained that. Whoever thinks of doing a good deed then does not do it, Allah will write it down as one complete good deed. If he thinks of doing a good deed and then does it, Allah [may He be glorified and exalted] will write it down between ten and seven hundred fold, or many more. If he thinks of doing a bad deed then he does not do it, Allah will write it down as one complete good deed, and if he thinks of it then does it, Allah will write it down as one bad deed.”

A woman wants somebody who will listen to her, sympathize with her

By letting her emotions to cum out

💡fuck her emotions I want something else to "cum out" and I won't stop until that mf comes out

on my life!!

You're going to have to learn to listen, and I mean genuinely listen. That means turn off the television, give her your full undivided attention

💡You're going to have to listen! Turn off the television, turn to face her


💡-rubs her hair "ssshhhhhhhh it's okay baby

💡"look me in the eyes while you sucking this dck btch I want your full undivided attention!"

Honor your commitment, you have to sit there and really listen

When she's finished talking ask her "do you want me to give you a solution?"

💡"wait until she's done talking. Then pull my dck out and stick it in her mouth

💡-rubs her hair "Ssshhhhhhhh I know baby

Another way is to understand that your job as a man is not to try to talk them out of their feelings

💡your job as a man is to fuck her brains out and make her know who df u is!

Whatever you do don't tell her she's overreacting, don't tell her she's over emotional

Don't tell her she shouldn't be feeling this way, don't question her side of the story

Just listen, try to see it from her perspective

💡"look bae, I think you're overreacting and letting your fears get the best of you. Do u fukkin hear yourself? You sound dumb af. Just cuz ur boss died does not mean that you should find a new job, you sound dumb af

So for example if she was hurt just hug her, hold her hand and say "yeah, that must've been very painful"

💡 so for example if she was hurt just hug her, console her

💡-rubs her booty

For a woman sex is about the emotional connection and not much the physical

For a woman when she is in love she wants to emotionally connect first, sex is the secondary thing

💡for me, I wanna stick my dck in ur vagina and stroke vigorously first, oral sex is the secondary thing

Women want to feel beautiful, by dressing up, by the clothes that they wear

It's in the nature for women to accessorize

She's doing this in order for you to notice her

Never ever stare at another woman in your wife's presence

That's not the way of a gentleman

💡"Baee look at her ass!"

A woman was created from a rib and a rib is crooked, and the most crooked part is the highest part

The bottom line the Prophet SAWS is saying "you cannot make a woman like a man"

It is absolutely better to be alone than with bad company

It is the times when you are alone that you are closest with Allah SWT

This btch Aurora Jolie is a freaking cum box!

That shyt... nutted

Eeewwww wtff is wrong with me??

Is that wtff I like??



Brothers and sisters we should have an immense love for Allah and His Messenger SAWS

Any blessing you enjoy is from Allah

Beauty is a foundation of love

Blue dream blue dream blue dream!

I can't wait to try it out tomorrow after my Fajr Salah

I mean... I can't wait to go to the library tomorrow and do some studying!

After my Fajr Salah

Don't vouch for someone unless you have traveled with or have done business with them

When money is involved let's see how much Eemaan is in that person now

This Surah... I love it!!

💡I was going to say "this Surah is getting on my damn nerves! I've been trying to memorize this shyt for some weeks now and I still haven't! fuk this shyt!!"

But that will not be permissible to say considering that this Surah is Qur’an and Allah has honoured it and have ordered for us to do the same

Sometimes guidance or error are not related to rational processes

It's all about the life that we have brothers and sisters, it's not necessarily about a superior idea

Islam is amazing

62 individuals control more wealth, than half of humanity

What does Islam say about that?

Islam says many things about that

It's not about how much wealth we have brothers and sisters it's about how much light we have

Allah is the light of the heavens and the earth

There comes to you from Allah a light, referring to a message

If we do these things, there'll be a qualitative change in the nature of this world

Knowledge is light. The Qur’an is light, the Prophet SAWS is light, all of us are meant to be lights

By following those lights, we provide light for humanity

"Put light in my vision, put light in my hearing"

"And put light on my tongue"

We should be praying that Allah makes us light

It's not about welath, it's about how much light you posses

So you can guide and direct people, get them to start thinking in different ways

Religious teachings forbade that, Religious teachings encourage charity

And you say "well there's billionaires that's charitable, Bill Gates gives away $2 billion a year I'm charity"

He's still making a profit, where's the charity in that?

It's a direct result from people being distant from the teachings of that

We want a long term solution

Don't look at the wealth as "your" wealth

This is what Allah tells us

This is God's wealth, it's not yours. You didn't bring it into the world with you and you're not going to take it out of the world with you

It is Allah’s wealth, it's not yours

You're a trustee of the wealth

And being a trustee you have to honor the rights and responsibilities that comes with it

There is no reality without God

That's the first most fundamental concept in understanding reality

What Shaytaan is trying to do is to remove Allah SWT from the equation

Evil is not a function of a political system, we have to understand that

Economic justice is not a function of a political system

Those 62 individuals who have more wealth than half of the world is a direct result of capitalism

It's not about the system it's about the human being himself or herself

Change doesn't come until we change ourselves

We have to change, and we change what we don't see ourselves

The light of Allah, which is symbolized by the sun, which is the source of all light

He was a guide for everyone who chose to be guided

See yourself as light, see yourself at a spiritual level

And that's what you have to offer to the world, light

We have a mission to be guides for people

We are not like other people

We are the ones, the followers of the last Prophet, sallallahu alayhi wa sallam

💡Mfs always trying to be different in life, having different clothes, act different, have a different personality n shyt

💡well the first step to being different is to be "MUSLIM"

💡if you're not Muslim than you ain't really different. You're just like every other ignorant and arrogant piece of shit that's walking on the street

💡Speaking of street. Roszay babymom look like a fatass street sign!

Brothers and sisters we're better than that, we don't have time for petty concerns

We have work to do brothers and sisters, it starts with simple things

A Muslim doctor will understand how important fasting is

A Non-Muslim doctor will not understand

Tradition doesn't mean stagnation

You see progression, you see evolution, you see change

My hyperspermia is acting up tonight

It's a rare medical condition

💡I'm a horny little fucker

your daughter's a whoree!!!!!

this is how you're gonna get out of jail

You are here because you stole something from the store

Do you have any ID on you?

There's no need to get upset

We have a video surveillance actually from the store of you stealing something

I have to search you, because you're in here for stealing

I can call the cops, I can call the police right now and they can come do this

Obviously you stole this

Well there's videos, there's cameras in the store that showed how they got there

There is a second option...

💡don't lose hope!

No, there will be no cops after this

watch your daughter get fucked!!!!

I been nutted 😕

I did my workouts, showered, prayed Tahajjud and everything

I can't wait to go to the library this morning, that blue dream gon be popping!

My routine for this week is going to be the same as last week

Smoke today, no smoking tomorrow, smoke on Wednesday, fasting on Thursday so definitely not smoking

Prolly Friday after Jummuah will be my last day of smoking, I'm finna run out of money, and I gotta save some for the bus to go to school

Smoking isn't everything, it's called "P-R-I-O-R-I-T-I-E-S"

It's not appropriate for a human being to reject Allah's blessings

He Allah has deputed the beautification of character to the effort and the exertion of the servant and his seriousness

Deputed- appoint or instruct (someone) to perform a task for which one is responsible.

Sentence example: Jason's mom deputed for me to ejaculate in her mouth and I followed her instructions.



⚠ Monday

Good Morning

Finna go to the library and do some hw and studying

I'm at the library high as shit

I'm calm when I'm high

I be chilling

Most people be getting anxious n shyt

That shit cools my anxiety


There's a mfn Jinn over here trying to posses me n shyt

fuck you btch!! 🏃 💨