⚠ Saturday
Fasting tomorrow
Abdullah ibn Masood was the first one to ever recite the Qur’an out loud in public, he was beat up for doing that
There is no manhood in bullying
There is a huge difference between truth, and my assumption
We have to collectively come together, to be people of purity
They are men, they love to purify themselves
Allah loves those who purify themselves
Eeewww wtf 😣
That shyt disgusting
I think I memorized this Surah
I think I got it, and today's only Saturday, tomorrow I'm going to make sure that I got it down pack, and I'm going to finish my final
I only got a few touch up to do
I'm gonna start being more direct with her
I plan on marrying her right? I plan on making her the mother of my children right? I gotta start letting her know wassup
"I wanna have sex with you and I wanna get you pregnant with triplets"
I just have to find a more subtle way to say it
"Hey what are u wearing?"
💡 no that's lame and corny af
"I wanna marinate my mayonnaise all on your tuna salad"
💡 df?? That's just weird
Well... it was good while it lasted
Finna spend the last of my money on purchasing illegal marijuana
Then ima smoke that shyt tomorrow after Maghrib cuz I'm fasting tomorrow
As soon as the sun go down ima just smoke that shyt and get it over with
I really like smoking in the bathroom, it's much better than smoking outside on the train tracks n shyt. It be mad cold, the wind be blowing my high, and I always have to watch my back for other people and cops n shyt
Why is it that: an old lady sitting waiting for the bus can pull out a cigarette and start smoking it and nobody will say anything
But when somebody pulls out some weed and start smoking it they like 😱😰"OOOOOOOOO!"
Millions of people die from cigarettes every year
No one has ever died from smoking cannabis ever since the earth was created
Soooo... whyy???
Could it be "the smell"
Are you bothered by the smell huh??
I agree, it does stink
But the more it stinks, the better, more potent, stronger it is
What could possibly bother you so much about it?
🤔
AH!!
"IT'S THE STIGMA!"
Cigarettes are accepted worldwide, marijuana isn't
We were the ones to make cigarettes, we know everything that we put in there, all the chemicals
Even though it kills you, we know how and why it kills you
But marijuana..... that shyt was just here
Ever since the Earth was created, it was here
WTFF IS IT??
😱NOO ONE KNOWS!
😂
It's a freaking plant
You roll it up in a blunt and you smoke it and get high as shyt that's wtf it is!
Stop being a scared btch
Just because you don't know about something, does that mean that you should not accept it
So just because you've never been to Italy before, does that mean that you will never travel there?
Uhh... no! They have great pizza 🍕
Just because you've never been to Hawaii before does that mean that you will never go there?
Uh... no! They got great beaches 🏝 ⛱
Just because you've never been to Amsterdam before does that mean that you will never go there?
Uhh... no! Prostitution and marijuana is legal there 😊
Honor mothers and honor children
Give orphans the money that they deserve
May Allah Azzawajal make us a society that care about the orphans in our community
The people that Allah loves the most are those that are good to others
As Muslims we need to do that
If you are concerned about the well being of others than God will take care of you
Look at your life, do you really love Allah?
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⚠ Sunday
Good Morning
Today all I'm gonna focus on is finishing my final project, and then tomorrow all I gotta do is turn it in, in the morning
As soon as Asr prayer come in today I should be done
As soon as Asr time comes in this is what I'm going to do:
1. Make sure that my final is complete and I don't have anything to add on to it, zip it up in my flashdrive, and then tomorrow when I wake up submit it
2. Pray Asr prayer
3. Daily BARZ
4. Weekly BARZ
That's all I'm going to do after Asr comes in, now after Maghrib come in this is what I'm going to do:
1. Pray Maghrib
2. Break my fast
3. Do workouts(normally I do them on Monday mornings but I'm not gonna get a chance tomorrow cuz I have to turn in my finals when I wake up)
4. Go to the library
5. Pray Isha
I finished my final, and I zipped it up, tomorrow morning soon as I wake up I'ma submit it
I already purchased my illegal marijuana, I rolled it up and I'm finna smoke that shyt right after Maghrib
I can't smoke it now cuz I'm fasting for the sake of Allah Azzawajal, the Most-Gracious and Most-Merciful
I grabbed a 2 for $18. So this means that I gave the drug dealer $18, and in return he gave me two dime bags, which normally cost $10 a piece, so I'm saving $2, that's a pretty good deal right?
Drug dealers are understanding, and they're kind af, they understand the need for one to smoke, and they are willing to help you out, so if u got $18 they'd give you two dime bags
Shit there are some that can even give you 2 for $17
Just don't make a habit out of it, drug dealers have to make money too. If you get a deal everytime u grab, the drug dealer is gonna start noticing, and even though he may not come out straight and say "ur grabbing too many deals bro!"
He's gonna find other ways to let you know, just keep that in mind... next time that you purchase illegal marijuana
Please note: Purchasing marijuana, buying it, consuming it are all major sins in which one should completely refrain from
I worship Allah Azzawajal alone with no partners
I was gonna wait until after Asr time, but no, ima upload these BARZ immediately after Dhuhr
As soon as Maghrib come in the first thing that ima do is pray, and then break my fast, and then do my workouts, and then go to the library, and then come back and pray Isha
Isha is like at 6pm, and I have until midnight to fulfill it, so I have ample time
Ample- enough or more than enough; plentiful.
"there is ample time for discussion"
💡 Sentence example: I have an ample amount of semen to give to Jason's mom.
When somebody liked somebody else you know what they did? "Hey I like you, wanna get married?"
And she'd say "umm... maybe, talk to my dad"
He'd say "ok" and then he'd go and talk to the dad and say "hey I like your daughter and she's, I mean she's not entirely opposed to the idea, is it cool?"
And he says "let me talk to my daughter"
This is how it works today: "hey we've been working for three years, would you consider marrying me?"
And she's like "uhhh"
And maybe she says "please don't talk to my dad, he'll kill me, because if you talk to my dad he'll say 'THIS IS WHY YOU GO TO WORK!!' "
You made them live here, you took them outside in society, you made that decision
When a Muslim likes them THAT'S A GOOD THING
That's a good thing. How are they gonna get married sitting at home? Who's gonna like them?
"Now we have to take you back to Bangladesh, and hide you in a village somewhere because some guy likes you"
💡😂 that's some rs!
💡 this ngga Nouman Ali Khan speaking the truth!
💡 Listen, your daughter is not yours, daughter, niece, sister, whoever female figure that you are responsible for taking care of SHE'S NOT YOURS!
💡 God has only given her to you as a "trust"
💡 If that girl wants to be a stripper then let her be! You don't own her. She's not yours
💡she's mines 😊
Allah gave her that right you cannot take it away, you're burying them alive
This is the new way of burying women alive by the way
Back then they used to take the baby girl and bury her right then, now we bury them at the day of the Nikkah, this is what we do, this needs to stop
💡I agree. This monstrosity needs to come to an end
💡all that girl wants is to be a stripper, that's her dream job! Leave her be
Let them marry who they want, if they're a dignified Muslim
It's a strange time that we live in and actually the only thing that can save us is the basic principles of our Deen, and making the path to marriage easy
And we create standards that don't exist in our Religion and don't make any sense
That is the opposite of what Allah commanded, you're not only disobeying Allah, but you're reversing what He said
When you make marriage difficult, the door to Zina is wide open
No man wants to be with a woman who's emotionally attached to someone else, and vice versa
No, be dignified, earn a descent living for yourself
There are difficulties that surround Paradise, but these difficulties are easy among the Believer who loves Allah SWT
To measure the love of Allah SWT is to measure the amount of Sunnah we have in our lives
Yessssss my boxer briefs dried! I handwashed them this morning and now they've dried 😆
Even though I'm not going to school tomorrow, I still gotta change these jawns, all this ejaculatory seminal fluid that's on it!
These jawns STINKK!! 👃
The horrible stench is draining my powers
This ngga John Collins be ballin!
I did everything! I finished my finals, I updated my Daily BARZ, and I finished working on Cortana on my laptop
Now the only thing that's left to do is wait till Maghrib come in so I can pray, break my fast, and go to the library
And workout, I gotta do that before I go to the library
Istighfar is asking Allah for forgiveness for the past, and Tauba is pledging to Allah that I will not revert back to it again"
Jubilant- feeling or expressing great happiness and triumph.
💡 Sentence example: Jason's mom was feeling very jubilant as I was driving her to Disney Land.
And I've also memorized this Surah!
And all it took was seven weeks. I'm going to try and read it tomorrow for my Fajr Salah, hopefully I'm able to remember it
My retention skill be on a bean!
Don't just consume because you can
Jason... ?
💂yes?
I love ur mom bruh
Me and her got something going on, I think she might be the one for me
I definitely gotta take a shower tonight these boxer briefs stiinkk!!!
OHH LAAWWDD!
THE STENCH... IT'S TOO AMAZING
As soon as I eat and do my workouts I gotta go straight to the library!
💂it's 4:47pm, don't they close at 5??
IT'S A LEAP YEAR!!!
Gotta hurry up and do these workouts so that I can go to the library
I'm bouta get high as shyt
Eagle twat mode ACTIVATED!
I'm high Mr. Officer
-hands officer the blunt
He looks at me like 😞
-👮 points gun at me "PUT YOUR HANDS UP RIGHT NOW!"
"OHH SHITT!!😨
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⚠ Monday
Good Morning
People abuse their wives, they swear them, they beat them up and say "Islam allows me to do that" when it does not
In the name of the one who was sent as a mercy, you are merciless in your own home
Allah chose your mother, be kind to her
Finishing up my final project, I'm turning it in today, this morning! Before Dhuhr
I submitted it!
I submitted my final project! 😆
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