“Why you ain’t call me?” Jerry asked me.

“I was in a rush to go home, and I ain’t think you be smoking like that? I replied to my friend.

Jerry laughed aloud. “AHA! You ain’t know my last name was Chimney?” Jerry asked me.

“No.” I said with a straight face. “I thought it was Flackers.”

“I remember last time I matched with DuL, he put on this one jawn called green crack, I was super fried.” Jerry said. He was telling me that he recalled the last time that him and Abdul smoked together. He said that Abdul had a strand of marijuana called “green crack”, and he was telling me that it was very potent.

“Idk if that’s what we was blowing today, but I only had like one or two puffs, and I’m still fried, and that was like two hours ago.” I said.

“Broo, I never knew you smoked, I never thought that was your lifestyle foreal.” Jerry said. Apparently he was shocked to find out that I was smoking.

“Bruh, you ain’t know my last name was chimney?” I said to Jerry.

“I’m hip bro! Who you be blowing with?” I asked Jerry.

“Myself, most of the time, and me and Joe be blowing every Tuesday and Thursday before school at the tracks.”

“When the next time ya’ll gon’ link up?” I asked Jerry. I wanted to know the next time that him and Joe is going to get together and smoke so I could tag along. But it was only going to be a one-time thing though. I didn’t want that stigma to follow me around, that’s not the type of person I was. I’m not no pothead, and I definitely don’t want to be like Joe and Jerry. Joe couldn’t even do ten push-ups and Jerry flunking math out of laziness. I knew that was because of marijuana and I definitely didn’t want to go down that path. I’m a school boy and a good fellow, and I wanted it to stay like that.

“Tomorrow and Friday, tomorrow Tuesday right?” Jimmy asked me.

“Yeah, but why Friday though?” I asked.

“Because bruh, it’s FRIIED-DAAY!” Jerry replied.

I laughed out loud. “AHA! I feel you? Hit me up tomorrow when you and Joe get together in the morning.” I said.

“I got you, what you finna do though?” Joe asked me. My friend was asking me what I was getting ready to do after I got off the phone with him.

“Nothing bruh! Just chill, bouta call Christy in a little bit.” I said. I didn’t have to mention her name but I just did it so Jerry could be amazed that I got Christy’s number, who was undoubtedly one of, or THE prettiest girl in the school. I could have just said “gonna make a phone call soon.” And that would have sufficed.

“The short rican jawn with the pretty eyes and fat butt?” Jerry asked me.

“Yeah, her.” I said with a grin on my face confirming my friend’s earlier suspicion.

“BRO! HOW?” Jerry asked me. My friend was asking me how I managed to obtain her number.

“Easy bro, at lunch today. She was all on me, you should’ve seen the way I had her smiling and laughing.” I said.

“Broooo! TEACH ME.” Jerry said.

“Later young grasshopper, later.” I said.

“You know what you gotta do though right?” Jerry said. I didn’t know what he was talking about. Apparently there was an objective that I had to complete, which I was unaware of.

“You gotta impregnate her bro, you have to.” Jerry said.

I crunched up my face and licked my lips.

“Bro, what are you talking about?” I said. In the case of impregnating a female you would have to have physical intercourse with her, and I had no idea how to do that. I was a virgin. I mean, I saw a couple porno videos and I knew what to do, I think. I wasn’t no beginner. I knew what to do. I always had a dirty mind and was always thinking about random freaky stuff in my head. My imaginations could never be manifested though. I mean I knew I liked Christy, a lot, and I wanted her, a lot. But I don’t know if she was having the same train of thoughts as me, or if she was even on the same train track. Here I go thinking about having sex with Christy and impregnating her when the girl only asked me to get papers for her from school and give it to her, it’s clear to see that I was just overthinking.

I licked my lips again and asked Jerry. “What are you talking about? I don’t even want her foreal, you know how many girls I got on my top bro, she not even special foreal.” I said, lying.

Jerry snickered on the other line. He knew I was lying.

“Ok bruh do you, go call little shawdy, I’ma hit you up tomorrow morning” Jerry said.

“Ard bruh, be safe.” I said. Then I hung up the phone and reclined on my pillow.

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