THOUGHTS

01-28-19





"The top of my mouth is hot... HOT POCKETS NGGA!"


Idk why Kevin Hart not signed


He should sign with Young Money... Or Rocafella


Here's a tip: Do. Your. Freaking. Financial Aid early


Get that shyt done and over with


I'm over here thinking it's the school's fault, but naaw, it ain't they fault. It's all my fault, I'm the one to blame


I didn't do that shit early enough now I wanna be blaming them


Sometimes you have to take responsibility for your own actions


Next year ima do that hoe super fukkin early, so that I won't have any problems, fuck that!


Roszay babymom look like a fatass earlobe 👂


Df you thought i forgot about that btch? FAAACCKKKK NOOO!!


She look like a fatass hot air balloon 🎈


"Because the knife can only cut by the Will of Allah just like the fire can only burn by the Will of Allah"


The Qur’an is a holistic tradition


Abu Hisham said: "All of the Qur’an is like one chapter"


The Qur’an is a holistic tradition that takes many many years to master


Their reckoning is with God, it's not for me to judge them


You use a general term but you mean something very specific by it


Rhetoric is an extensive study in the Arabic tradition


If these sciences aren't learned the Qur’an becomes a dangerous book


The Jihad is something specific to the leaders of the Muslims


There are many ways that the Muslims can live


When God speaks to people he speaks in two ways


If you are an adult you have a responsibility to do certain things


You have a discourse of obligation and a situational discourse


Discourse- written or spoken communication or debate.


"the language of political discourse"


Necessity permits the impermissible


There are times when it is appropriate to apply things and times when it is not appropriate


If you have widespread ignorance than you cannot apply haad punishment because people are ignorant


These aren't abrogated


This has been a neglected aspect of our tradition


"No buildings of worship were destroyed"


The Prophet SAWS only fought "defensively"


When the rationale changes the ruling will change


Muslims are not interested in the future, we have a romanticized view of the past, we want to return to the past


💡I freakin lovvveee water!!


It tastes soo good


I love everything that has water in it


This is why I love your mom Jason, she has a lot of water in her 😘


💂yeah, Kerchak likes water too


💂you black bitch


You cannot restore what is dead


The Prophet SAWS never compromised his principles


To call a Muslim a kaffr is like killing him


Malcolm X said "I believe Islam has the solution to racism in America"


I believe Islam can actually move the country forward


We're trying to resource the entire Muslim community


Ali was the first youth to embrace Islam at the age of ten


If they were intelligent they would have accepted Islam and worshipped Allah


💡I can't wait until my money come in so I can buy ALL THIS WEED!


And I also have to pay Zakath


I didn't do it last month, but ima do it this month Insha'llah


I'ma put this dck in you and ima fuck u till I cum okay


I gotta put my dck in you and I gotta nut okay bae


I'ma shove all this dck in you okay


Just lay down on your face and you gon get all this dck okay


"What would your mother think??"


You're so beautiful baby I wanna give you all of me


-rubs her hair


I wanna fuck you, that's wtf I wanna do


I wanna put my dck inside you and cum


You're so special to me baby


-rubs her hair


I'ma do whatever you want me to do okay baby, I love you


I'm finna bust this load in your pretty little mouth okay


I promise you 👏


That shyt... nutted


Btch didn't I tell you that shyt was gon nut


I'ma man of my word, if i say I'm gon do something then I'm gon do it


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So glad I'm not fasting today


Thinking about that little girl


Why did she have to hug me????


😢


Fasting tomorrow!!


8TH CONSECUTIVE WEEK !!


Allah loves consistency


Ok... so let's do the math


For 8 weeks now, I've been fasting every Monday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday


That's four days in a week


Soo... how many times have I fasted in the last eight weeks


So it will be: 4 x 8 =


The answer is...


-starts counting fingers


💡 24!!!!!


💂 bro, are you serious?


💂8 × 4 = 32!!


💂you fukkin DUNCE!


32, 24, wtf is the difference, all them btches is the same


Once Allah gives you an order, He makes it easy for you to fulfill it


Prayer. Easy!


Giving charity. Easy!


Fasting. Easy!


Being Muslim and going to Paradise. EASY AF!!!!


All you gotta do is say this right here: "ASHHADU ALLA ILAHA ILLALLAH, WA ASHHADU ANNA MUHAMMADAR-RASULULLAH"


Once you say that I promise you that you gon go to heaven bro


I PROMISE YOUU 👏


And I intend to fast tomorrow!


"Allah" is the semantic term for God


I def gotta change my stinky boxer briefs tomorrow morning


Why? Cuz I'm going to school and ima be around other people


I don't want them to be overwhelmed by the terrible stench


Just because I'm not able to breathe doesn't mean that they shouldn't be able to


I usually pray Dhuhr and Asr at school, tomorrow I'm most likely not going to be able to pray Asr over there


Cuz Asr gon be at like 2:52pm, and the bus gon dip at like 3:10pm


I mean... I suppose that I COULD still pray it and catch the bus, but that would mean that I would have to rush the prayer


I don't do that, I never rush


I rather take my time and pray it at home, as I should


Is anyone in this room getting wet?


It's raining, but why isn't anybody in this room getting wet ?


💡 you don't need the rain ☔ to get wet bae....


💡You just need me


💡May Allah bless Yasmin and give her all forms of goodness


💡 May Allah give her long life


💡 May Allah bless our 52 children


💡I mean... her 52 children


💡Allah Knows best if she has 52 children


💡He is the Knower of all


What you focus on grows


Whatever you focus on in your life is actually going to start to grow


💡What does this mean? I used my deductive reasoning techniques and this is what I came up with...


So if you FOCUS on it, it grows


If your wife has a small chest or a flat backside if you stare really hard at it, it will actually get bigger


But you have to stare really hard tho


These bad thoughts about yourself are from the Shaytaan


Don't allow those in


Ask Allah for protection, after you've done that put your trust in Allah SWT


I believe we have a few minutes for Q & A, anybody have any questions?


...


"I guess I just explained everything so perfectly" 😁


💡 Yes, yes you did. I'm so proud of you baby. You're my rock


When you're feeling depressed do you stop breathing?


We don't do these things, why? Regardless of how low or high I'm feeling I have to keep breathing to stay alive


💡the only time that I stop breathing is when I'm not around you bae, you complete me. You're my rock!


And I have to keep brushing my teeth and I have to keep taking a shower


💡every winter solstice


Yesss!! Slowly but surely!


I'm memorizing this Surah, it's 15 Ayats and I already have 12 memorized!! 😄


I'm killing this hoe!!


Wait... I can't say that


Lemme delete that


























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