"The top of my mouth is hot... HOT POCKETS NGGA!"
Idk why Kevin Hart not signed
He should sign with Young Money... Or Rocafella
Here's a tip: Do. Your. Freaking. Financial Aid early
Get that shyt done and over with
I'm over here thinking it's the school's fault, but naaw, it ain't they fault. It's all my fault, I'm the one to blame
I didn't do that shit early enough now I wanna be blaming them
Sometimes you have to take responsibility for your own actions
Next year ima do that hoe super fukkin early, so that I won't have any problems, fuck that!
Roszay babymom look like a fatass earlobe 👂
Df you thought i forgot about that btch? FAAACCKKKK NOOO!!
She look like a fatass hot air balloon 🎈
"Because the knife can only cut by the Will of Allah just like the fire can only burn by the Will of Allah"
The Qur’an is a holistic tradition
Abu Hisham said: "All of the Qur’an is like one chapter"
The Qur’an is a holistic tradition that takes many many years to master
Their reckoning is with God, it's not for me to judge them
You use a general term but you mean something very specific by it
Rhetoric is an extensive study in the Arabic tradition
If these sciences aren't learned the Qur’an becomes a dangerous book
The Jihad is something specific to the leaders of the Muslims
There are many ways that the Muslims can live
When God speaks to people he speaks in two ways
If you are an adult you have a responsibility to do certain things
You have a discourse of obligation and a situational discourse
Discourse- written or spoken communication or debate.
"the language of political discourse"
Necessity permits the impermissible
There are times when it is appropriate to apply things and times when it is not appropriate
If you have widespread ignorance than you cannot apply haad punishment because people are ignorant
These aren't abrogated
This has been a neglected aspect of our tradition
"No buildings of worship were destroyed"
The Prophet SAWS only fought "defensively"
When the rationale changes the ruling will change
Muslims are not interested in the future, we have a romanticized view of the past, we want to return to the past
💡I freakin lovvveee water!!
It tastes soo good
I love everything that has water in it
This is why I love your mom Jason, she has a lot of water in her 😘
💂yeah, Kerchak likes water too
💂you black bitch
You cannot restore what is dead
The Prophet SAWS never compromised his principles
To call a Muslim a kaffr is like killing him
Malcolm X said "I believe Islam has the solution to racism in America"
I believe Islam can actually move the country forward
We're trying to resource the entire Muslim community
Ali was the first youth to embrace Islam at the age of ten
If they were intelligent they would have accepted Islam and worshipped Allah
💡I can't wait until my money come in so I can buy ALL THIS WEED!
And I also have to pay Zakath
I didn't do it last month, but ima do it this month Insha'llah
I'ma put this dck in you and ima fuck u till I cum okay
I gotta put my dck in you and I gotta nut okay bae
I'ma shove all this dck in you okay
Just lay down on your face and you gon get all this dck okay
"What would your mother think??"
You're so beautiful baby I wanna give you all of me
-rubs her hair
I wanna fuck you, that's wtf I wanna do
I wanna put my dck inside you and cum
You're so special to me baby
-rubs her hair
I'ma do whatever you want me to do okay baby, I love you
I'm finna bust this load in your pretty little mouth okay
I promise you 👏
That shyt... nutted
Btch didn't I tell you that shyt was gon nut
I'ma man of my word, if i say I'm gon do something then I'm gon do it
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So glad I'm not fasting today
Thinking about that little girl
Why did she have to hug me????
😢
Fasting tomorrow!!
8TH CONSECUTIVE WEEK !!
Allah loves consistency
Ok... so let's do the math
For 8 weeks now, I've been fasting every Monday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday
That's four days in a week
Soo... how many times have I fasted in the last eight weeks
So it will be: 4 x 8 =
The answer is...
-starts counting fingers
💡 24!!!!!
💂 bro, are you serious?
💂8 × 4 = 32!!
💂you fukkin DUNCE!
32, 24, wtf is the difference, all them btches is the same
Once Allah gives you an order, He makes it easy for you to fulfill it
Prayer. Easy!
Giving charity. Easy!
Fasting. Easy!
Being Muslim and going to Paradise. EASY AF!!!!
All you gotta do is say this right here: "ASHHADU ALLA ILAHA ILLALLAH, WA ASHHADU ANNA MUHAMMADAR-RASULULLAH"
Once you say that I promise you that you gon go to heaven bro
I PROMISE YOUU 👏
And I intend to fast tomorrow!
"Allah" is the semantic term for God
I def gotta change my stinky boxer briefs tomorrow morning
Why? Cuz I'm going to school and ima be around other people
I don't want them to be overwhelmed by the terrible stench
Just because I'm not able to breathe doesn't mean that they shouldn't be able to
I usually pray Dhuhr and Asr at school, tomorrow I'm most likely not going to be able to pray Asr over there
Cuz Asr gon be at like 2:52pm, and the bus gon dip at like 3:10pm
I mean... I suppose that I COULD still pray it and catch the bus, but that would mean that I would have to rush the prayer
I don't do that, I never rush
I rather take my time and pray it at home, as I should
Is anyone in this room getting wet?
It's raining, but why isn't anybody in this room getting wet ?
💡 you don't need the rain ☔ to get wet bae....
💡You just need me
💡May Allah bless Yasmin and give her all forms of goodness
💡 May Allah give her long life
💡 May Allah bless our 52 children
💡I mean... her 52 children
💡Allah Knows best if she has 52 children
💡He is the Knower of all
What you focus on grows
Whatever you focus on in your life is actually going to start to grow
💡What does this mean? I used my deductive reasoning techniques and this is what I came up with...
So if you FOCUS on it, it grows
If your wife has a small chest or a flat backside if you stare really hard at it, it will actually get bigger
But you have to stare really hard tho
These bad thoughts about yourself are from the Shaytaan
Don't allow those in
Ask Allah for protection, after you've done that put your trust in Allah SWT
I believe we have a few minutes for Q & A, anybody have any questions?
...
"I guess I just explained everything so perfectly" 😁
💡 Yes, yes you did. I'm so proud of you baby. You're my rock
When you're feeling depressed do you stop breathing?
We don't do these things, why? Regardless of how low or high I'm feeling I have to keep breathing to stay alive
💡the only time that I stop breathing is when I'm not around you bae, you complete me. You're my rock!
And I have to keep brushing my teeth and I have to keep taking a shower
💡every winter solstice
Yesss!! Slowly but surely!
I'm memorizing this Surah, it's 15 Ayats and I already have 12 memorized!! 😄
I'm killing this hoe!!
Wait... I can't say that
Lemme delete that
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