OG YOU DONE FUCKED UP!!!
Who df was that btch That tried to opened the door??
My fuckin btchass father gave the keys to some btch to try to open the door to distract me from the remembrance of Allah
Fuckin btch 😒
That ngga on his period again
He's been on his mensus ever since he lost his penis
What you didn't get was not meant for you
We use Qadr to console ourselves about the past, not to justify the future
I wish I was a born Muslim
I wish I had like a practicing father who studied the Religion and could teach it to me
When I was like four, my elder brother asked my father about being part of a Religion
He told him "you can follow any Religion, they are all the same"
Ummmm... no they're not
Who df told you that? 😕
These nggas worship Jesus!!
These other nggas worship Krishna
These other nggas worship... Allah knows best what they worship, but it damn sure ain't God!
It's mentioned in an authentic narration on the authority of Abdullah ibn Umar, may Allah be pleased with him and his father
He said that two men came to The Prophet SAWS and they said "O Messenger of Allaah, which people are most beloved by Allah?"
And The Prophet SAWS replied "The most beloved people to Allah SWT are the ones who bring the most benefit for mankind"
Abdullah ibn Umar, he's the son of the famous Umar ibn al-Kathhab
Amir Mumineen!
Wow, imagine being the son of a great guy like UMAR IBN AL-KATHHAB 😊
And Abdullah had a son himself and named him after his grandfather
But I don't think he was a companion though
Because idk if he ever met The Prophet SAWS while he was alive
Maybe he was a Tabiroon, idk... Allah knows best
He was also the 8th Caliph
Idk what the proper definition for "Tabiroon" or "Tabireen"
Ik it has to do with the pious predecessors who lived after The Prophet SAWS
But that's all I know
I tried Google searching but I couldn't find anything!!
FUCK THIS SHIT! 😠
That ngga J. Cole said 🎤 "I just poured something in my cup!!"
"I been wanting something I can feeeelll!!"
I been wanting something I can feel as well
A poke buddy
Poke that btch with my dck while we sleeping
She gon jump up like "Wtf was that??"
I'ma be like "SORRY BAE, I DIDN'T MEAN TO POKE YOU WITH MY PENIS"
Then she lay back down, ima pull my dck back out and poke her again
She jump up like "CAN YOU STOP PLEASE!"
I'ma be like "SORRY BAE!"
😂
Then when she lay back down poke her again, then choke that btch
"SDFUP! DON'T.TALK!"
Because they are our brothers and sisters in humanity
This is what The Prophet SAWS taught us
💡Insha'llah one day I'll be a better Muslim than Imam Rafiq Mahi and I'll have more knowledge than him
I remember some years ago Drake posted a tweet and tagged J. Cole in it and said "We both lightskin, so you can say the future looks bright"
This was a while back... like 7+ years ago
How right this ngga was...
Both them nggas is like the two hottest in the game right now
"We lightskin so I guess you can say the future looks bright"
Vice versa for me
I'm black as shit
It's a dark future ahead, YUP!
Ain't no silver lining in the sky
You ever seen the movie Stuart Little?
That's what Stuart's dad said to him
He told him like "every cloud had its silver lining"
This ngga Stuart was sad because he couldn't be with the bird btch
He wanted to be with her but he couldn't
Then Stuart's dad told him, "cheer up son, you know every cloud has it's silver lining"
That's some rs
Everything in the skies and the heavens and the Earth prostrates to Allah
And so does the sun and the moon
And so does the stars
This is Allah!
The kingdom belongs to Allah, the One, the Compeller
On the Day of Judgment Allah will wrap up the seven heavens like a scroll
Thinking about my ngga Stuart Little
He never gotta chance to be with that bird btch
I feel for you bruh
Fuck that btch, there's plenty more birds in the sky
Just flapping away
She was a hoe anyway
That cat was her pimp
Allah arrives in a manner that befits His majesty and His glory
The kingdom and the command will belong purely to Allah SWT
This is Allah dear brothers and sisters
💡that btch Rose was like "Jack... come back... come back Jack..."
How df is Jack gon come back if he dead?
😂
That ngga dead!
Listen to what the Prophet SAWS said is the greatest threat to a person's Imaan
He said that there is nothing more dangerous to a person's faith
Imagine two wolves that go into a flock of sheep
Those two wolves are the love of wealth and the love of fame that a person has
The love of wealth and the love of fame are the two most dangerous things to a person's faith
Sometimes having a lot of money can change a person's personality
The person starts to resort to unethical behaviors to get that fame
The Prophet SAWS told us not to be extravagant
The difference between wanting something and needing something
As for the love for fame, the Messenger salalahu alayhi wa sallam taught us that we need to make sure that we never pursue something for the sight of the people
A person has to make the Sight of Allah more beloved to him than the sight of the people
Forget about being famous with the people
May Allah SWT protect us from both
And may Allah SWT give us the wealth and the fame of the Hereafter
In the presence of His Angels
And The Messenger salalahu alayhi wa sallam
This Surah, Surah Ash Shams, I've been on it now for a few weeks just trying to memorize it
It's 15 Ayats long, I've already memorized 13, I just have 24 more to go
This hoe finna get memorized!
Fuck what you heard btch
Ima memorize that shyt before Spring break
Wallahi
I take an oath!
😂😂
Mohamed Hoblos funny as shit!!
He was like "Wallahi my brothers and sisters Allah loves you"
"I take an oath that Allah loves you"
"🎤" I grew up, a fukkin screw up, tied my shoe up, wish they was newer, damn, need something newer"
"In love with the baddest girl in the city I wish I knew her, I wish I weren't so shy, I wish I was a bit more fly
"I wish that I, could tell her how I really feel inside"
"That I'm the perfect ngga for her but then maybe that's a lie"
💡 yeah it's a lie
I fuks with this song, cuz I can relate to it
Everything this ngga be saying... I can relate to
I'm shy af 😕
Not scared tho, but shy
I ain't scared of shit, except Allah SWT
Which causes me to be shy
Because ik He's always watching, and I don't wanna disobey Him
Because I love my Lord so much
That's what love is
When you truly love someone, you will do whatever to make that person happy
That's why girls be out here getting breast implants and butt implants n shyt
Why? Because they love the man that they are with so they feel like if they do all of this then it will make them happy
That's not love...
True love... only comes from Allah
Allah will never tell you to get breasts implants
He loves you just the way you are
That ngga Juicy J was like "🎤give a girl 30k told her get rid of her stomach"
😂
What's your name again??
You... girl!! ➡➡👧⬅⬅
What's your name?
I forgot your name n shyt
👧S-T-A-C-E-Y
Ohh...
Why you so quiet all the time?
You boring as shyt
🔫 "shoots you in the face"
You're dead now... NEXT!
👵This old lady btch her name "Catherine"
👵"you want me to suck your dck sonny?"
Yeaahh.. come suck my dck grandma
naw her➡👸⬅, she's closer to my age
Her name is...
I'ma name this btch...
Courtney!
Courtney's a princess of some country. Her father is rich af
But he doesn't know... that Courtney's a freak!
But... I do... I know 😌
Courtney's my little freak
I sneak into her castle at random hours of the night and I fuck her and leave
👸when are you coming over next?
💡Whenever I feel like it BITCH!!
Did I pray Isha??
🤔
Idk...
I fell asleep and forgot
I'm pretty sure I didn't tho
I def don't feel like getting up and making it up
I already watched porn and masterbated and ejaculated
I would have to take a whole shower to pray
Def don't feel like doing that
When is the next winter solstice??
💂Saturday December 21, 2019
That's when I will shower then
"Btch I am ultimate behold my awesomeness!"
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They are saying in their tongue, that which is not in their heart
Who df eats Raisin Brans?
Or regular Cheerios??
😣
That's for old people
I like fukkin Fruity Pebbles... Corn Flakes... Cocoa Puffs... Rice Krispies
That other shyt is for the birds
The reason as to why Allah tells you to give Sadaqah and charity is not because he needs your charity
What you think Allah needs your little $10
Fohh... He doesn't need that shit
Keep your fuckin money
It's because YOU need it
You are the one who needs to give Sadaqah
It's for your benefit, not His
I'm high as shit
You ever been so sober that you felt high?
That's how I'm feeling right now
I'm BAKED! 😵
I'm fried rice
I'm fried rice with four pieces of chicken wings
I can't wait till the first so I can purchase all this illegal marijuana and smoke up!
I don't drink alcohol, 😕
I mean I did a couple times, with Roszay... this was before I found Islam and discovered the truth and started to worship Allah Azzawajal
But after work, me and Roszay used to work at the same place
Everyday after work, we would buy all this weed and Roszay would go to the bar and grab a 40 oz.
And when he would offer some to me I'd shrug my shoulders and be like "sure, why not"
I drank that shyt, it was DISGUSTING AF! 😖
But I was def on!
Drinking alcohol while smoking weed, that shyt takes you on another level
We would even be doing that shyt before work
Before and after!
We would go into work looking like zombies
The nggas at work, the managers n shyt, they knew that we were smoking weed
This ngga Roszay would tell them "IT'S CIGARETTES!"
There was this one manager bul there, he was fat as shyt
Fat, short, and stubby
I can't say his name cuz he Muslim but he was def ugly and fat as shit
His name rhyme with Nike
There were these two Spanish nggas that used to work with us... Hector... and somebody else, I forgot his name
Everytime a girl used to walk in the store with a fat butt they used to be like
"HEY PRIMO, LOOK!"
"BONITA NALGAS!!"
BOOONIITTAA NAALLGGASSS
That means like "nice ass"
😂
Roszay babymom look like a fatass Checker Board
How df is your babymom taller than you??
This ngga Roszay left his fatass babymom, for his other fatass babymom
This ngga love fat btches
Whenever you committ any sin than follow it up with a good deed that will erase the ill effect of your sin
I don't have to tell you, you know the things that are forbidden
That new Mosque that I went in 69th St on Friday, I love it! 😃
It's mad quiet there and the people there are really nice
When I went in, I took off my hoodie and threw it somewhere
Some guy picked it up, and folded it and hung it up
This guy FOLDED MY HOODIE! 😦
Please bless him Ya Allah
Bless his children
Give him long life
Who is there besides Allah that can forgive?
We all are prone to sin
Good actions is an atonement for your wrong
Allah says "The regrets of the sinners leaves me more impressed than the piety of the pious"
"You're gonna have to trust me. My knowledge is more than yours. And I know what you can never understand"
We use that evil to bring about a higher purpose in our lives
Allah loves those who give
Allah loves those who are patient
💡just prayed Isha, finna go in on this btch
I'm finna put my weiner in that hoe
Fuk what you heard
Suck this whole dck you slut
Btch ima fuck you till I can't fuck you no more
That's all ima do
I want you to bounce on this dck okay
That ngga Trey Songz was like "BOUUNCEEE IT.. BOUNCEE IT.. I'M ABOUT TO THROW A COUPLE THOUSANDS"
Shit not me, I'm finna throw a couple coins
Hit that btch in the face with a fukkin nickel
You sucking this dck so good baby I love you
I wanna cum inside you baby
This btch Brandi Bae is really something else
I think she might be the one
Allah chose you with the gift of Islam
We fear and we forget that Allah is in control
This place is designed to break your heart
Halsey ass fat in that Alone video
💡I'm ready to put my dck back in you btch
This btch Ms. Yummy gotta fat ass
I'ma fuck u till I can't fuck u no more
Bend over lemme put this dck inside your pretty little pussy btch
I love you
I love how you sucking this dck baby
This btch Sophia Leone pretty as shit!!
You finna get searched btch
We have video surveillance
The cameras SAW YOU!!
This btch pretty as shit
This btch finna make me nutt
Her eyes mesmerizing af wtf
Wtf her body nice as shyt
This btch is a fukkin model !
Centerfold n shyt
She really pretty af tho
This btch cannot be real
I don't even wanna masterbate to this btch
I just wanna stare at her
That ngga Drake said "🎤I ain't good at playing ball but I show you how to ball"
DZZZAAMMM!!
Keep it a bean, he went harder than Meek on that song
That's prolly the hottest jawn in the whole album
But that's just my opinion
"Everybody acting like they knooww mee dawg"
Halsey pretty as shit
I'm starring at her ass in that Alone video
She prolly a freak
It's always the nice pretty girls who are the freakiest
I wanna fuck her
As soon as I put my dck in her she gon be like "EVERYTHING IS BLUE!'
"And it's BLLLUUUEEEE"
😂
We are monotheists, and yet we have a many named God
Think about the idea of this in a polytheistic society
Humans experience different manifestations of the attributes of God
Insha'llah one day I'll be a better Muslim than Dr. Asim Yusuf and I'll have more knowledge than him
I'ma do them Shaykh Gilles videos today when I go to school
I gotta do them at school cuz that's where I can focus better
I gotta jot down everything he says word by word
Cuz Shaykh Gilles is really smart and he be speaking some rs
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