You don’t have to be so serious all the time 😖. #PartyPooper
Every girl suck dck and every ngga eat pussy. That’s just how it is
Baby if I fuck u right can I fuck forever?
I just prayed Asr #MissionAccomplished
You live in a fantasy world
A girl should have self dignity
First thing first I’ll eat your face!
You yo daddy’s son
I don’t cover my plate when I put it in the microwave
The opposition is not a competition
These nggas and these btches is peculiar
Just cuz you don’t know there’s no reason why you can’t learn
I’m up!!
I ain’t have a dream in a minute
If you scared to make a move how df we gon get rich?
Tryna catch up(ketchup) with me you gon need more condiments
THESE NGGAS CAN’T RAAPP!!! 😭😭 Don’t let me get back in my bag and show these little nggas how it’s done
I don’t want your companionship
Ima raging alcoholic
This ngga always yelling n shyt. 😒 sup with bul??
I don’t like people that be always yelling
I don’t yell at you so don’t yell at me
Who df you think you yelling at?? Btch I’ll slap the taste out ya mouth
You don’t have to yell to get your point across
Hate being used 😒
Since I’m up ima just watch some Naruto Shippuden
I’m tryna climb out
I think the ultimate form of hate is jealous
I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed
I miss my ex
I wonder what she doing now 🤔. Prolly some hoe shit. FUCKING HOE!!
Ima get this girl I met at the strip club pregnant. She has really good qualities. I think she’s the one for me
Why does Itachi got bags under his eyes n shyt?
I care about very little
This life is cold
I put it in her kitty
I never go back on my word. That’s my ninja way
I give manly grunts while eating pussy 😛
This btch is a drama queen 😒
Fuck you and your melancholic mood!
My worst fear: “I used to fuck this one girl, I sent her a text like wassup, she replied back like “who this?” 😨
😱 BTCH YOU DON’T REMEMBER ME?? AFTER ALL THEM NIGHTS N SHYT?? But that’s never the case. Every girl I used to fuck when I hit ‘em up they reply back like “yes daddy”
That btch look like the letter “l”
I don’t wanna wear a condom btch I wanna give you a “BABY”. You understand me?
I’m ready to handle my responsibilities as a father
Sex be so good in the first fifteen seconds but then after I nut I be like why did I do that? Why am I here? WHAT’S THE PURPOSE FOR MY EXISTENCE?
Cheap wine doesn’t get me drunk I need some HARD LIQUOR!!
My dark skin matches the complexion of my heart
I gotta get to the gwap that bad!
Btch I was 25 when I was 13
All these little instagram models be on pornhub
You really think I care?
If your girl forces you to do something then you btch made. Cuz your “BITCH (MADE)” you do that
There are more poor people than rich people in the world
Who df goes to sleep at 730 in the evening? Ik all your tricks btch you dirty and you scheming! He came to your house last night btch I SEEN HIM! 👀
I’m fucked up
This shyt crazy
Some girls are actually loyal and they’ll take care of you, you just gotta find em
I DON’T PAY FOR PUSSY🤬
Marriages aren’t lasting like our grandparents generation because there were actually “good girls” back then
These girls got no good in them, they all bad btches
When I’m ready I’ll bust DON’T RUSH ME!!
Twist that lime. This that shyt datpiff dot com. I don’t smoke reggie, all I blow is killer. Gotta bad btch and she shooting like Reggie Miller
Dzzzaaamnn! That ngga said “gotta bad btch and she shooting like Reggie Miller”
This btch ain’t even give me her number. She’s a FUCKIN HOE!
I want what you want
When a girl cries... The world dies
I’m really bouta drop and stop playing with these nggas
Why you keep playing bae?
We found. love. right. where. we are
Some guy gave me his blanket. May Allah bless this guy
These nggas weak
I want you to know... I don’t care about you.. k?
I slept with someone else. She wasn’t even half of you
Women want a strong 💪 powerful man to love and protect her. But that man also needs to have $50,000,000 in his bank account
I can give that to you! I ain’t got no money but I’m def strong and can protect you. And I can give you multiple orgasms 😛
Yoooooo I was watching this one porn and da bul was bussing da btch ass! When that hoe came she got POSESSED! 😱 she started doing awkward moves n shyt
Sooo... you want a rich man who can buy you fine jewelry and everything that the world has to offer. You wanna be able to control him and do everything you say? That’s what you want?? Well... THAT AIN’T WHAT YOU GON GET BTCH! I’ma call you foul names and not listen to you. Ima punch you and tell you to “stttaaahhpp biitttchhinng!”
Girls like to sleep with their teddy bear because they are INSECURE. They like to feel love and protection. That’s how God made them, that shyt is innate
I’m up! I slept good
These btches is all porn stars
I’ve never been perfect. But neither have you
I’m gonna be somebody in life. I’m gonna make a difference, Wallahi
The pleasure’s all mines, the pressure’s all grind. No need to be stressing on whatever’s on your mind
“Just cuz I fucked another girl doesn’t mean I cheated. I be fucking these hoes BUT I ONLY MAKE LOVE TO YOU!” I wish more girls could understand this 🥳
If you in a relationship with a girl and you don’t be cheating NGGA YOU GAY!!
Roll one up and hit this magic
I’ll fight for what I love but I’m not gonna fight over u df. The worst thing that you can do is to let a girl know how strong u feel about her.
Why can’t Ella Mai just sing and sdfup!
Cooling in the cut with my shooters!
I wanna marry a stripper and change her like “bae, you don’t have to do this anymore”
Ik there’s a way to watch pornhub or redtube on Netflix
She got that BOOTY GALORE!
Girls can’t ever say they want it
Can’t nobody say they fucked my btch!
These nggas really got mad at me cuz I drank beer in the afternoon. “Who drinks alcohol at 2pm in the afternoon?” UHH.. OBVIOUSLY ME! I smoke and drink all hours of the day. I LIKE TO GET FUCKED UP! You dig what I’m saying?
Nggas hate but they broke tho
I ain’t care about the distance. I fukked wish her cuz she was thurl! At least I thought she was. Then that btch cheated on me, I mean I cheated too but IT’S NOT THE SAME
Let my future daughter ever fall in love with a ngga like me
You can’t stop a Viking that’s on Vicodin
Everything is a dream till you wake up
Just because you tell me something doesn’t make it true
Camo shorts go with anything I wanna weeaarrr!
There’s only one ☝️ God bruh
Bust down bust down bust down btch I’m drowning! 🏊♂️
I didn’t text you back cuz I was working
Don’t let it get to your head
My right hand belongs to me
I ain’t playing to lose
Slow your roll cowboy
Your granny used to smoke crack!
No I don’t want your popcorn after you put your dirty ass hands in that shit
Fuck the pussy I want that head like a turtle
If you act like a btch then that’s what I’ma call you df. If you act like a normal human being then I will address you as that
Rihanna got some pretty ass eyes
The realest people be going through the realest shit
I’ma get my ex btch back
HORSES IN THE STABLEEE
Having sex is incumbent for a healthy relationship
I need more white friends
Them nggas goofballs
Pussy nggas tryin tread my path and mimick me, but I’m unequivocal you heard me?
The fragrance that I emit is astonishing
These nggas carry purses fr containing a box of tampons. Btch I hold a wallet in my back pocket with a EXTRA LARGE MAGNUM FINNA GO FUCK YA AUNT THERESA!
After your Aunt Theresa ima fuck ur granny ngga
These nggas COPY AND PASTE, your btch look SLOPPY IN THE FACE, I got my style from outta space, I walk with the moon, talk and get shot and pour salt in ya wounds. Off with your top put your corpse in a tomb. You soft as a dike, if the cost is a life I’ll be OFFERING YOU
Btch my dck dangles down to my kneecaps fuk u tawkin bout??
You bought a glizzy to the fight?? 🤨😒OK BUULL!!
These nggas be reluctant to approach the btch they want
You pay that girl’s rent, student loans, take her out on fancy dates and at the end of the day she gives you a peck on the cheek like “goodnight” 😂🤨. I take that little btch to Mickey D’s, get her something from the DOLLAR MENU. Take her home and bet I get them panties bruh!
I walk up to that little btch like, “look, I ain’t got no money for you, all I got is long dck and attention. Take it or leave it”
I’m dubious about how these nggas moving
These little btches don’t entice me
And I go to the papi store and ask the little Spanish btch can I please get some Oreos. She gon tawk bout some “oh no we don’t have Oreos please leave” 🤨😠fuk is u tawkin bout btch I buy Oreos from here like EVERYDAY! Dumbass btch, she a hoe! If you ain’t wanna sell me no Oreos just fuckin say so there’s another store RIGHT UP THE STREET FUK IS U TAWKIN ABOUT??
Btches love me cuz I’m tall, dark and handsome you dig what I’m saying? And my style is inconspicuous. I don’t be moving like the rest of these nggas
All I care about is my Religion you heard me? My Lord Allah Azzawajal! You dig what I’m saying? Bruh, I’M NOT WORRIED ABOUT THESE LITTLE BTCHES!
I can’t co-exist with these nggas cuz they awkward
I’d rather feel pain than nothing at all
Girls spend all that damn time in the bathroom just brushing they uglyass hair. That shit don’t even be cute when they come out
These btches is hypocrites
Nggas be choosing friends over family now
I’MA BARBIE GIRL!!!
I’m gonna start composing the list now
I was there when u needed me the most so I’m in my feelings
Kyle and Kehlani
Bought my btch a Louis bag now she can brag now
I’m sleepy as shit
I like to write alone, be in my zone
Never lose hope in the mercy of Allah
These nggas is hopeless
I walk alone...
These nggas is grown ass men but they act like STRAIGHT BTCHES!
I got me some braids and I got me some hoes
I’m in a relationship with all my btches
L, Love
Add "-rs" and that's surely what we are
Flip it 'round, add "-ve" and... 🤨WTF IS THIS BTCH TAWKING ABOUT!!
I had this one cellmate in jail. This ngga was so distraught, he would always be telling me like “yo bro I’m finna just kill myself”. I’d be talking to him like yo bro, it’s not that deep you gotta chill. And his daughter’s mom would always come visit him and put money his books, talk to him, console him. And soon as she left he would call his other babymom up, and both babymoms don’t even know about each other. That’s fucked up. And the worst part about it was THIS NGGA WAS MUSLIM! Smh
Some shyt is just not funny bruh
Tryna get next to you
We have to be kinder to women and treat them better. These are our children’s mothers 😣
I gave my btch 30K to get a boobjob
SHE LOVE WHEN I PUT MY THUMB IN HER ASS! 😜
Lmmaaooo yooooo she wild!!
Na’Diyah flaking me smhh
Why r u rapping to me?? My ngga, I DON’T CARE!
It’s starting to get a little bit chilly out here you heard me
Can’t get much worse than this
You don’t know what you want
Where there is desire there is gonna be a flame
Never love another person to the point where u feel like you can’t live without them. That type of love should only be reserved for “God”
I may have failed but I have loved you from the start
Ima ox!
And my btch bad she a mixed freak
Idc if she gotta flat butt
I can never get the girl I really want
I got mind control
Don’t sleep on ur stomach
Tanisha’s too busy for me 😢
I wanna go to sleep
Juice Wrld should’ve done a song with Post Malone before he died
That chopper flip a ngga like he acrobatic!
Damn I hope everything works out good for Mr. Tom. This ngga had to undergo neck surgery and risk being paralyzed smhh.
I don’t be posting private shit online for others too see and be amused by it. You really think I give a fuck about who sees this shit or what they think of me? I just be posting shyt cuz I be bored and Fb be asking me what’s on my mind. So I tell it like it is
Ain’t nobody hurt you like I hurt you
I prayed Fajr. That’s all I care about
May Allah bless my ngga Tymir, he gave me some kicks yesterday, and socks
I think I’m Emo
This btch Brandi be tripping 😒
Fw a ngga if u fw a ngga! 🤩
I want what you want bae
The first thing that I notice about a girl is her eyes
Katie is peculiar as shyt Cdffuupp.
This lady at the laundromat is a fuckin asshole
Ima love her till the love is done
Smh this ngga don’t know his sister’s a freak
She wants a long hard black schlong. And I’ma give it to her.. Inshallah
Can’t put water over blood
This shit crazy bro!
I like smoking weed df
SHE LIKE HER ASS TOOTED UP AND HER FACE DOWN!
What was I bouta do?? 🤨
Scooby snacks and krabby patties
Ain’t shit pretty but my btch and my mama anyone can get the drama
Smdb
Michael Jackson was a better entertainer, Prince was just a good singer
Gotta sign on my dck
I want you to get pretty for me
Am I the only one that be watching anime porn?? 🤔
Some girls don’t be presentable. The point of having a girl is to show her off too my nggas. “My girl gotta fat ass, a cute face etc...” but how I’m pose to show you off if you look like the penguin off Madagascar n shyt??
This girl... I like her. But she got hoes tho
It’s not all cops that are bad, just some. Just like not all white people are racist,
My dck really fat as shit
Don’t try to change the subject btch
Contemplating self destruction, equating myself to nothing
I’m not eating your ass Btch YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP!! 🤬
I’m really not pressed
My time will come. And when it does that shit will be GRRREEAATT!!
Stalking your or stuck on you?
My last girl had me so fucked up
It’s a long way to hell I ain’t really trying leave this earth
My mood swings is like the autumn weather
I’ve always had big feet
And my hands are big
You know what else is big? Lol 😏
Idk why I’m like this 😣
I just be so horny all the time. Idk. I think it’s part of my depression
I’ma man of my word! If I say Im gonna bust this nut then that’s wtf ima do! Df
I get aroused easily
Broke up with my girl last night so I went to the club
I gotta frontal wedgie. A frontal wedgie is when your boxers or briefs get tangled up with your balls and dck. That happens to me a lot cuz I gotta LONG ASS DAACCKK!!
I’ma dirty boy
I ain’t trying pay for it...
I wanna be a sperm donor
I wanna go to the beach
Let’s make a baby
Can’t wait till Juice WRLD drop his next album 👌
May Allah bless Mr. Chris
Good fuckin look Mr. Chris, I needed that cigarette
I have faith in you
Once a girl has a son she don’t want NO OTHER MAN IN HER LIFE Smhh
It’s crazy you left before I even got to know you
Let’s not be alone
We have to all strive to be loyal slaves of Allah
If you’re not a slave of God then what are you a slave of? This Dunya? Your vices?
Allah created us weak. We are susceptible to many things
I refuse to be tempted by the Shaytaan
Smdtiniym
Money just complicates things
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