I def gotta renew my Wudu, I heard that jawn and I smelled it
That jawn STANK!
I wanna listen to some new music, shit that I've never heard before
Jay Rock is hot too
The whole TDE hot
RIP TO THE OLD YOU! I FUCKING MISS YOU!
😂 girls make the best songs when they're heart broken
You wanna get famous? Date a girl, break her heart crazy!
Cheat on that btch!
Guarantee she gon make a song about you, and it'll be hot as shyt
It's gon blow up!
I once made a song about Mirrah when I was like 16
I was all singing n shyt
I never put it out tho
Fuck Mirrah, she a hoe!
That btch left me cuz I'm broke
This is how I feel now..
August Alsina- No Love
I'm patiently waiting for basketball season to start
My Sixers gon go far this year
Last year they made playoffs
"If he a doooggg I'ma dooggg!"
"If he a doogg I'ma dooggg!"
Toni Romiti- I'ma dog too
😂
This btch mad as shyt
Somebody done broke her heart and she went and made a song about it
You ain't no damn dog, you're a kitty cat
You gotta pretty pussy
The way I see it is like this, if you're dating a man and he breaks your heart
Just let that shit slide. Two wrongs don't make a right
If you try to do the same thing that's when you will be labeled as a "hoe"
Nobody likes a hoe
That btch Mirrah is a hoe
Why do girls cheat?
💂 Idk bro
Beatrice, why do y'all be cheating?
👸 Who's "y'all" ?
Girls... You
👸I don't cheat
You lying on your dck
"I don't wanna fight right now"
"Never pick up never call me"
Halsey- now or never
I'm bouta create a Halsey playlist on Pandora, this btch really nice af!
You fuk with Kiiara?
👸Yeah
She got this song called Hang up tha phone, it's dope af
Kiiara- Hang Up Tha Phone
👸Lol, you like that song?
Yeahh, could've sworn I just said that
This my song!!!!!
Halsey- bad at love
👸Wow
👸 You don't listen to trap music?
I do,
Migos- Fight night
"I'ma knock that pussy out like fight night!"
Listening to that shyt just gets boring after a while
I like to switch it up once in a while, feel me?
👸yeah
Do you think that's weird?
👸No, why would that be weird?
Would you like to have sex with me?
👸Huh??
What?
I'm too tired to pray Isha
Goodnight
This ngga Joe look like Kyrie Irving, Justin look like a young Paul Walker
"Nggas get to biting styles I be like BREATHE EASY!"
"Your cardiovascular isn't fast enough"
I'm hungry as shyt
I wanna join the A$AP mob
Cuz they're like brothers
Or are they a gang?
What's the difference between a mob and a gang? 🤔
Allah knows best!
Well I certainly don't wanna join like a gang where they rob people and do criminal shyt
I wanna be a good samiritan, clean the streets, cook for the homeless, help old ladies cross the street
Then follow her home and SHOVE IT UP HER ASS!
💂 Not every gang is bad bro, look at Taylor gang
Yeah, all them nggas do is smoke weed
Why is it that... If a person is smoking weed on the street, people would just look at him like "oh he's not doing anything wrong"
But if a person is seen smoking weed "HE'S THE SHAYTAN!"
💂 It's the stigma bro
That shyt crazy
I hope my social security check come tomorrow
I gotta pay William back, for always giving me cigarettes and looking out for me
And I gotta help Bill pay this lady back
He owe her $6
I love helping people and paying them back
Cuz that makes them happy
And when you're happy... I'm happy 😊
This ngga Schoolboy Q has a daughter, so does J. Cole and Tymir
Them nggas lucky as shyt
I wanna have a daughter, keep it a bean
DON'T SLEEP ON DAVE EAST BRO!
I ain't been doing my pushups for like two days, I gotta start back up tomorrow morning
Frfr... Irdgaf about them jawns
All I care about is Fajr
I only be doing them as a form of expiation
BEATRICE!
👸Yes?
Wyd?
👸 Nothing
You chilling?
👸I guess
Can I ask you a question?
👸Yeah
I love you!
Can you dance?
👸 No, can you?
I don't bop I do the money dance
I wanna dance for you
Beyonce- Dance 4 you
👸Omg you like that song??
I love it
Allah doesn't laugh, nor does He think anything's funny, but I try to make Him laugh tho
That's all I wanna do frfr, make God laugh!
Please laugh God
I know things may look bleak right now... But it's not that bad
💂 You not gon be laughing when He sends your black ass to hellfire for 70,000 years
"I miss my crackhead uncle" -Schoolboy Q
😂
I don't have a crackhead uncle, but I do have an uncle who's a weedhead
My dad's younger brother, Duncu!
I remember that ngga, Uncle Duncu
That ngga always used to be high, his eyes stay low as shyt
In Sierra Leone, we call marijuana "JAMBA!"
The worse vessel that the son of Adam can fill is his stomach
Eating one's fill can corrupt your heart
You peep, everything that's low can lead you to hellfire
Like your stomach, your genitals etc...
But the higher you get, you can attain Paradise
Like your heart, your mouth, your brain
All these things are farther up, and can lead you to Jannah
That's why I be getting high bro
Cuz I wanna go to Paradise!
I told this btch Mirrah I got shot 12 times 😂
I'm hungry again
This my shyt!
Baka Not Nice- Live up to my name
This song is Haraam
It promotes illicit behavior
"SHE SAID I LOOK LIKE USHER WHEN I'M DANCING IN THE RAIN!"
This ngga Usher is another one of them nggas that fuck a lot of white btches
My sister is suffering from Facebook deprivation
Next time she say some crazy shyt to me I'ma cuss her ass df out and tell her everything I know
That btch really think I'm stupid and idk shit
Dumbass btch, always dressing like a hoe when she come to see me n shyt
Fucking broad, she look like a fatass bald eagle
All that btch does is LIE
I'm thinking about all the crazy shit she be saying smhh
Everything that comes out of her mouth is LIES!
I don't be saying nothing... I don't speak, but I peep
I feel sorry for her future husband
Cuz that ngga gon end up going to jail
Cuz he gon kill her lying ass
If I ever date a girl like Kehlani, I'ma treat her sooo good!
Why? Cuz that btch can sing, she gon make a whole album about me and how I did her dirty
That shyt gon go double platinum!
"Lemme rub your feet bae."
"Lemme wash the dishes"
"Lemme put your tampon in for you"
👸 Lmmaaoo 😂
👸 That's disgusting!
Do you think I'm cute?
👸 No, I think you need help
Can I ask you a question?
Are you a freak?
"I ain't gon lie my ngga my time is money, that's why I ain't got time for a ngga who's time is coming" -Drake
This why I fuk with bul!
This ngga don't give a fuck!
One thing you should know about me, I'm very EMOTIONAL
But I ain't no btch, I don't cry, whine, none of that shit
I just hold it all in and complain to my Lord
555
525
755
725
733
819
633
625
433
325
355
115
1155
1050
525
"I left that ngga on 'Read' cuz I felt like it" 🎧
Cardi B ft Kehlani- Ring ring
👸😂 No way!
What?
👸 Lol, nothing
Ty Dolla $ign- R&B
"I fell in love with a R&B btch"🎧
What's your race??
...
...
You... Girl!
👸I have a name
Whatever, tell me your fukkin race before I smack the shit out you
👸White, Russian, Cuban
Oh...
You gotta fat butt?
J. Cole- Losing my balance
H.e.r.- Focus
"Baabbyy could you focus, onn meee"
Maghrib is my favorite prayer but Fajr is the best
Saturday is my favorite day but Friday is the best
Kid Cudi- Pursuit of happiness
I wanna smoke weed with Kid Cudi
Only btch nggas try to conceal their emotions
Nobody is a thug 24/7
That's a fact
Every son of Adam has their share of emotions
The Prophet PBUH didn't say that but it's the truth
It's the most emotional nggas that know how to fight the most and will beat nggas df up!
Eminem is a fukkin legend!
Waiting to pray Isha then I'm going straight to sleep
Gotta go to the library tomorrow
I forgot where I left off on AYHV
👸 they at the woods smoking
Just prayed Isha... Now I'm going straight to sleep! 😴
...
...
YOU DAMN SKIPPY BTCH!! 😂
I'm never doing that shyt again, I feel so ashamed of myself
👸Smh...
Why you shaking your fatass head?
👸 Cuz you're sad
You're sad BTCH
May Allah deform your face
💂 Don't say that bro
She started it!
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