I love Fridays
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Alla humma sali Muhammad wa ali muhammad
Nggas wanna take my life !
I’m trying fuck summin nice
Ik it’s sinful to smoke and drink but I be doing it in moderation, so it’s not that bad of a sin
Population 4 million how I see the same btch ?
Marlene
I was like ima walk you to work she gon talk about some “no, I don’t need you to walk me!” 😑fukkin weirdo! Dumbass retarted btch! Stank pussy ass hoe! Hope that btch slips on ice and breaks her neck and die
The disposition of my mood is congruent to the time of day
These nggas is FAKE AS SHIT! Trying hold my anger so I don’t fuck them up!
I don’t slapbox, I don’t throw hands, rumble, none of that shyt. I KILL!
The fakest people be doing the FAKEST SHYT!!
Somebody real is hard to find, somebody worth all your time 🎤 “IS THAT TOOOO MUUCHHH?”
Both of y’all nggas some btches and I’ll knock u df out
That ngga Kur said “Idgaf about what nggas doing” 😂
My dck big as shit
NOBODY CARES!! OMMGGGG!!!!!
I’m trying find Nicky, idk where she at?
I farted and nutted at the same time
Look her dead in the eyes and be like “I’ma fuck u okay?”
Margaret
I once beat my dck so hard. I nutted and gotta cramp bruh 🤕
Ms. Janice
I wish that every girl would have a personality like Margaret
I put that on a big bag of weed!
Every girl that I meet or get associated with I startt thinking like “If I marry this girl, what kind of wife or mother would she be?”
I don’t fuck NOO BTTCHEES
I don’t even pay back my student loans, df makes u think ima pay you back??
Half of you btches got herpes
I’d stick my tongue 👅 so far up Kehlani’s kitty hole, it would come out of her nose. It’s not even funny bruh
I love my brother Ali. Even though he’s Shiaa and I’m Sunni. But still, we both believe in and worship “One God”
Get to a bag btch!
Money rule the world, at least it do with girls
My btch gotta fat butt, Brazilian long hair
My dick stink
I nutted in that btch
Now her life is over
Btches be at work from 9am-10am then when they come home a ngga try to make a move they be like “🤚I’m tired bae I been at work all day”
I’m always loud and singing out loud. The only time I shut up is when I’m eating. Or if there’s something on my mind...
May Allah bless our Prophet Muhammad
Sometimes in the morning I be too tired to pray Fajr, but I still do it
That btch always getting sick. Fuk is up wit her?
I just wanna have a son
I’m telling you the next girl that I have sex with ima fuck a baby into her. Ima squeeze my big fat weiner in her kitty hole like “AAARRRGGHH!” 😡
Ima fuck a baby in that btch. I put that on my life!
That shyt nutted
I just want Renee to be okay 🥺
“My heart colder than Chicago!”
I got so pissy drunk yesterday that I made up my own imaginary iPhone friend.⏩⏩👱🏽♀️⏮⏮ This is “Bianca”
There is no god but Allah
It’s not enough to just say “I’ma good person”
I can’t believe that Margaret is in the hospital 😢
I don’t even feel like watching porn and jerking off, but ima do it anyways
When you woke up this morning was you the same person? You got the same face, same body. YOU’RE THE SAME PERSON! Ain’t shit gon change this year except for your age
People like to be told that they’re right, even when they’re wrong
I believe in only One God
I don’t wanna go to sleep I’m way too high dawg
I wanna get my dck wet
I want a son! GIVE ME MY SON!
I wanna be a gynecologist
You gotta put it in your mouth and suck it just like that
You finna get all this dck I promise you 👏
Don’t tell me what to do btch!
My dick stay hard fuk u talking about?
You said this shit would happen girl that was ur prediction
I fuck a lot of bitches
I put gurls in coma every time I lay the pipe down
Ur the same olldd sooonnnggg
Frfr ima virgin 😟I don’t believe in sex
Girls like to be told what to do. They like to be bossed and ordered around. They even like to be mistreated and abused. Then afterwards they start bitching like “🥺😭 why do you treat me like this?” Umm... btch Cuz that’s how you want to be treated
😂 😂 Old ladies always got funny ass stories about their ex husbands
Why I’m feeling like this?
LEAVE ME ALLOOOOOONNEE! Btch you dumb as fuck
Listen, I’m daddy. You have to obey me
I would fuck an old lady, I have no problem with it. None whatsoever 😐
Old ladies give the best head
I wanna see ur ass btch
I want you to take all this dick and don’t talk okay? DON’T SAY A WORD! I’m watching you btch! 👀 “I got my eyes on you” (Drake voice)
Listen to me you dirty skank slut btch you’re not gonna talk okay? I COMMAND YOU!!
Sdfup and get this dck! AAARRGGHH!! 😡🤬
That shyt been nutted. Like a hour ago
I wanna fuck u like the great slut you are. “Open your legs up btch” I COMMAND YOU! 😡
Don’t you dare move another ligament btch I’LL FUCK YOU UP!
This shyt finna nut df u talking about?
I’m going to sleep
I ain’t trying get bombed bruh. I’m going back to Africa 🧳 ✈️
I told nggas we should’ve bought a lighter. Nggas never wanna believe me n shyt smhh
I’m always good ngga
Girls only want you to wife them up and marry them just so you can break up with them later
Don’t argue with me, I know wtf I’m saying. I’ll kill you btch
Nggas be like: “🥺Bu-bu-but that used to be my btch” I be like” 😏Well that ain’t ya btch no more. She’s MY BTCH!
I’m horny af
Most of the time I don’t be knowing it’s fake or sew in, unless the tracks really show n shyt
How df we lose?
God created Adam and Eve, not “Adam and Steve”
Okay?
These transgenders be fukkin nggas heads up. That shyt not even funny
I don’t “date”, I “marry”. Df you tawkin bout??
PULL UP IN THAT DROP TOP, SHE DROP DEAD!
I fuck a lot of btches and get a lot of money. And idc about anyone or anything
Being nice gets you nowhere in life. You have to be an asshole. Everybody loves an asshole
I’m bouta call my girl
I miss my girl yo
How you tell me you my bro then you went out and told?
Nggas ain’t loyal man
I ain’t even gon hold you, I miss my baby brother. That ngga bouta be eight
I can’t wait till I have a son. He gon be out here fuckin all ya daughters n shyt. I’m gonna be such a proud father 😊😢
I’m fucked up. I wanna get my dck wet
I GET HIGH ON MY OWN SIR!
My dick be hard on a constant basis, cuz I’m always thinking of some nasty shit
Nggas got me in my bag
I woke up horny as shit. I had a dream I was fucking this one fat btch
As soon as I’m done taking a shit ima beat my dck... SO HARD!
It’s on btch! I want you to sit on my face and drown me with your juices you freak btch
Bend over and open that fridge you freak btch
I wanna see u shake ur ass btch. Put the crevice of ur buttcrack on my nose bridge
Look me in the eyes while you sucking this dck okay? You’re so beautiful “rubs her hair” You complete me
Put it in her butt bro! SHE’S A WHORE!!!
Look, all you’re gonna get is dick okay? Lemme tell you something, I love you okay
You slut btch. Ima fuck u till I can’t fuck u no more
This shyt bouta nut. Fuck what you heard!
That shit nutted. I feel better now. I’m so ashamed of myself! HOW COULD I?? Wtf is wrong with me smhh
I hope this ngga Mark Zuchenberg don’t put me in Fb jail again, all this inappropriate shyt I be saying. Frfr tho he’s a btch!! He can’t fight, I’ll knock him df out. And his wife ugly as shut. How df you got all that money but gotta ugly ass wife??
It’s too early for this shyt
I’m high and horny as shit!
I squeeze the head of my dck when I masterbate.
Keep talking that shit, ima fuck u just like that
Bring your little pussy over here
Your little itty bitty teenie weenie pussy. Ima crush that shit
This shyt finna nut fuck what you heard
That shyt... nutted
Naw that shit ain’t nut. It gotta build up. Don’t rush me!
I hate being rushed
Here take this money and suck this dck. I’M PAYING YOU BTCH!
This shyt bouta nut fuck what you heard
That shyt... nutted
“WHY WOULD YOU COME AROUND IF YOU AIN’T HELP COMPLETE THE MISSION?”
Nggas ain’t loyal man...
I try my best! But that’s all I can do. I’m only one man
I can hear the streets whispering
I really need to lay off these drugs man. I be so horny all the time 🤕
Listen you freak btch. You gon get fucked good okay
I put that on my life!
On my mom yo
Ima put my dick in ur pretty little mouth and you’re not gonna talk okay?
You’re gonna get fucked good that’s it!
My dick gon be hard in your pussy. I don’t want you to move btch!
This btch August Taylor is a freaking cum box
What you want me to do? You want me to nut inside you? TELL ME!!
That shit... nutted. I’m never doing that shyt again
You must denounce your idolatry and worship only one god
I want some food. Idk what I wanna eat tho
I love that nice smell and that pretty shyt you be putting on
I’m just high. I’m not horny tho
I fuck btches bruh. Idk wtf you talking bout....
I like girls with prettty eyes. So I can gaze into it while my weiner is in her mouth
This ngga’s sister died bruh. That shyt not even funny
I said I got it! Df she questioning me for??
I wanna change and live a better life but... Idk. All I wanna do is smoke weed and bust nuts all the time. Irdgaf about anybody else 😥
Girls be just as horny as us men. They just conceal it better. And they try to have class, cuz they care about what other people think of them. I don’t really give two shits what others think of me
Jason... 😢 I miss my ngga man
When I was in jail I had this one cell mate named “Marcus”. 😂 this ngga was funny as shit. He would be telling me how he used to smoke crack with his girlfriend and have sex with her. Then at like 3am in the morning when errybody sleep n shyt he would yell out “HOOAAGGIIEESS!!”
This btch man smhh. I saw this hoe on the street today, I try to bag I’m like “Can I ask you a question?” She gon talk bout some “no” and keep walking. 😠First of all. YOU’RE NOT EVEN CUTE!! Fat dumb crackhead btch. That btch was fat. Wallahi she was!
How dare you leave from my presence?
I don’t argue with females, that’s one thing that I don’t do. Go get your boyfriend or brother so I can KNOCK HIM DF OUT!!
I’m bouta call my girl
I ain’t gotta girl... 🥺
I wanna die. I’M SICK OF THIS SHIT!! 😡
Cuz she wears short skirts I WEAR T-SHIRTS!!!
I wanna die. FUCK THIS SHIT!!
KAMEHAMEHAA!!!
I wish I had the Sharingan like Sasuke
What’s the easiest and least painful way to kill yourself? I wanna die, but I don’t want that shyt to hurt
Keep me in your prayers, I’m going through it. I think I’m gon die soon
I feel it coming...
This shyt bouta nut
Denounce your idolatry and worship only ONE GOD!
I don’t like wasting food
Idk why df I be smoking cigarettes, it’s so 🤮
She said “you gotta big dck” 😂I ain’t finish tho, I gotta nut...
She said “don’t talk to me like that Abdul” 😂
This ngga Leonard was in a coma n shyt
Nggas can’t drink with me 😎
I get out of Fb jail in two days 😁
This shyt is very frustrating! I need my psych evaluation done
After a long day of sinning and disobeying my Lord I’m tired af. I just wanna go to sleep 💤
I’m back at it tomorrow!
Why df do we keep losing???
We FUKKIN ASS!
I wanna smoke again
This ngga be having fat ass dimes dzzzzamnnn!
His dimes be like grams
A ll I ever think about is food
SUCK MY FUCKING DICK AND MAKE ME NUT BTCH!!
I wanna get my dck wet
My dck gets hard at random occasions
Idk what’s wrong with me. I just know I wanna fuck a bad btch and bust a FATASS NUT!
The hardest prayer for me to fulfill is Isha
Women talk ALL DAY OMGG!! 😩Sdfup!
I rather have a empty wallet than a empty heart
All the hoes say I’m handsome I got my bands up
Stipulations should be made at the beginning. You can’t just wait and 6 months later be like “you can’t have sex with my grabdmom” 😠df! Since when was that agreement made?? I’LL FUCK THAT OLD BTCH IF I WANT TO!
😂 😂 I’m still thinking bout that shyt. That btch was like “Don’t talk to me like that Abdul!” lol 😂 then she was like “ooouu you gotta big dck” 😂 cddffuupp
I wanna get some head, fuck what you heard
My dick is hard 😐
That jawn stay hard
It’s not okay to be heartless
Cddffuupp Mirrah funny as shit. Dumbass fat btch
First thing first I’ll eat your face!
This ngga Vaughn said “every black person in the hood is scared of Candyman” 😂😂
You’re not a “bitch” okay? You’re a beautiful young girl
How do you expect nggas to stop calling you a btch when you can’t stop calling yourself that?? Treat yourself the way that you want to be treated
Idk where she at, but I’ma find her
Stars explode when I see you
I told that btch I count my cake, told that btch get out my face
This btch used to be sucking dck to get a bag lol
There is only one god, and He will always be the Only God
Damn Pneumonia ain’t no joke. You good bro?
Finna watch some porn and beat my dck
I wanna see the crevice of your buttcrack while you shaking that shyt
That shyt been nutted, like nine hours ago
You want me? I want you too btch. I wanna fuck you
Submission is not a sign of weakness
That’s crazy. Nggas do nggas dirty, where’s the “loyalty” at?
I was so high today I forgot that it was Friday and I didn’t go to Jummuah 🙁
I worry too much...
These nggas character is disparaged
I ain’t no snitch. NOOOO! Wouldn’t trust that btch!
Shawty lemme put this... pimping in ya life.
Just because she says no doesn’t mean that you should stop trying. Get that btch social security number, IP address, welfare check #, passport. Do whatever, just DON’T GIVE UP! That’s what love is
LORD PLEASE DON’T LET ME DIE SOBER, I BUST A NUT IN HER ASS THEN TELL HER ROLL OVER
I spit in her butt while eating her pussy from the back. Then I stick my finger in her bootyhole than pull it out and sniff it 👃. “THAT SHYT STAANNKK!!”
Talking all that slick shyt the same way these btches do
Fuck that btch on Monday, fuck her sister Tuesday
I hope Lil Uzi and Trippie Redd don’t share the same fate as Juice WRLD n shyt
All these rappers are a bunch of drug addicts, and the females are all strippers
We got little 8 year old girls aspiring to be strippers n shyt when they grow up. Why? Cuz they see they mom doing it. DF! 😑 Is this life??
I don’t fuck witchu cuz. Cuz you disrespecting my hood!
Telling me to take off my flag n shyt. Df type time you on???
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