Eric just hooked me up with a place in Chester, I hope I get that jawn
“do you masterbate because you’re horny or do you masterbate because you’re depressed and need dopamine”
Btch BOTH!
Wtf was I bouta do?
I needed that good news. Thank you Mr. Eric!!
Cuz shyt has been bad for me recently
Wells Fargo don’t fuck w. me no more cddffuupp
This ngga Tymir be snapping 😂
He said: “I FUCK BTCHES RAW, HIT EM IN THEY JAW” lmmaaooo
Fulfilled all my five prayers today
Another day another Salah
Time to go to sleep
Sdfup and get all this dck you curvaceous slut
I love you
I want you to look me in the eyes while you sucking this dck okay
“Okay honey?” -rubs her hair
I’m trying watch porn, this jawn SLOW AS SHYT!
Buffering n shyt
This shyt killing my boner frfr
THIS BTCH GETTING HUMPED!
I’ma fuck you till I can’t fuck u no more
Put that on my life!
On my mom yo I swear
I’ma fuck you just like that ok
You don’t gotta worry about nothing imma just fuck u ok
That shyt nutted fuck what you heard
I need to find a way to go to that Masjid in West Philly on Friday so that I can have all my sins forgiven by Allah Azzawajal, the Most Merciful
I don’t got no money to take the bus and go up there
Oh well, I’ll just walk
Maybe 🤔 I could just try to get like a courtesy ride on the bus
But idk... Cuz SEPTA don’t really fwm like that no more
Few weeks ago the driver on the bus tried to hit me n shyt
He tried to kill me bruh!! 😰😳😱
May Allah bless that SEPTA driver
Whenever another Muslim tries to harm or kill you... Don’t fight back. Just let him do it. Because it takes a lot of heart for somebody to actually want to kill you
Pray for that person, ask for God to bless that person 🤗
When df is J. Cole gonna drop that album??
The one that “Middle Child” is on??
This ngga taking long as shyt!
J. Cole freed the slaves
May Allah bless J. Cole
May Allah give him long life
It’s called “The Fall Off”
That jawn gon be hot!
Cole always got some hot shyt
Sometimes a person’s heart may get clouded, to the point that they think what they’re doing is correct.
But they know not, while Allah knows all
I’m not friendly with females, I’m just nice!
Sometimes they take it wrong “shrugs”
Take it how you want btch!
I need to patch up on my java skills
I went to the library today to refresh my Java skills, that shyt still on point! 👍
I’m going there again tomorrow to write another page of AYHV
I need to get a damn laptop so I can be writing at the comfort of my home
I had a laptop before but the cops took it when I got arrested
How many people can hold their Wudu from Dhuhr until Maghrib? 🙇♂️🙇♀️
How many non-virgins out there?🙋♂️🙋♀️
😭😂
You should never perform Salah while resisting the urge to answer the call of nature
So if you gotta pee or take a shit real bad, don’t pray! Handle your business first, and then make Wudu and pray
DON’T BE LIKE ME!!
May Allah bless my brother Mr. Raheem
Allah is “Raheem” The Most Merciful
I gotta call Mr. Ibrahim tomorrow morning
I said I was gon call him back today in like 30 minutes, but I totally bullshited
Ima call him tomorrow tho, I can’t lie to that ngga, he’s Muslim
I’m always in Dhikr mode
I helped this old lady cross the street and put her stuff in the bus. I felt so good and proud of myself ☺️
All my sins have been forgiven by Allah, because Allah is...
....
...
RAHEEM!! 🙌
You like how I did that?
👸🏻Bye boy. You corny as hell
Prayed Isha
Now finna go to sleep, goodnight
Night night
Shake your fucking ass btch
These nggas talking about East Lansdowne n shyt I’m trying watch some btches shaking their ass n shyt
Shake your fuckin ass good you slut
“student fucks a teacher secretly to record it in secret and extort it for good grades but end up screaming I love your cock, fuck me hard, that rich cock, throw it wherever you want, it is dislodged on your face “
These nggas said “dislodged” 😂
Put it in her ass and fuck her dude SHE’S A WHORE!!
I wanna see ur eyes while you sucking this dck bae
Your eyes are so beautiful
That shyt nutted fuck what you heard btch
May Allah bless our Prophet Muhammad sallallahu alayhi wa sallam
In the morning when I wake up and do Ghusl, things are revealed to me
I need to change these damn underwear, I’ve had these jawns on for like 8 days
👸🏻eeewwwww!! 🤢
Eeew your face btch!
Ima smoke this cigarette and die btch
I love my mom June
Why do fat people stink?
Why is it so easy for fat people to go to sleep?
That’s better, now I can breathe 😤
Ima perform Dhuhr at like 3pm
I’m not fake, you’re fake!
👸🏻Nobody said you was fake Abdul!!
Btch you just said it in your head, I can read your thoughts
👸🏻BYE. You sound stupid af
You sound stupid btch. With your bigass head, ik that crown tight as shyt on your dome
And you gotta big forehead
👸🏻I guess...
Me: It’s prolly your ex wife calling you
Jerry: Which one?
😂
Katy Perry got this new song, I heard that jawn in jail. But I forgot what it’s called tho
This my shyt!!
Childish Gambino- Sweatpants
Some girls be pretty as shyt, but be having stank ass attitudes. That shyt make them look ugly
Drake- Behind Barz
Another day another Salah
Fulfilled all my five prayers today
Time to go to sleep, I gotta go to the library tomorrow to work on another page
Allah is the only God
Shake your fat ass btch
You know me well, that’s exactly wtf I wanna see
This btch is a fukkin model LOOK AT HER ASS BRO! 👀
You can take it bae, you can take it, you can take it
I BELIEVE IN YOU!
Ik it hurts. but it’s only for the time being okay sweetheart?
Cum df over here you slut, ima shove my whole dck in your little pussy hole ok
That shyt nutted
I’m so ashamed of myself
NEVER AGAIN!
My hyperspermia is on a fritz this morning
I had to take a shit, I thought I sharted myself but Allah is Al Maani
I helped Bill pay the lady off
I finally know how to indent and add line spacing now when I type
I saw my dad n shyt, that ngga was like “You have to pray to God and ask Him for forgiveness” 😂
I can’t wait for tomorrow. I’m going to that old Mosque I used to go to in W. Philly
I’m going early too
I got robbed up north at Broad and Lehigh
I was sleeping outside on the bench at the train stop
Allah always gives me what I want, it’s me that’s always being extra and picky
That song stuck in my head
🙎🏾♂️ which one?
Jhene Aiko- Triggered
🙎🏾♂️You gay as shyt bro
She be like “Triggered, when I see your face”
“Triggered, when I hear your name”
“You need to stay out of my way” 🎤
She can really sing
And she gotta daughter
She made a song for her daughter called “Promises”
🙎🏾♂️Df, bro you gay as shit, how do you know all this?
😒I listen to dope ass music bro, doesn’t mean I’m gay
She’s on my playlist
Hafiz’s daughter is BEAUTIFUL!
I wanna marry her
Omw to the House of Allah!
“If I was a rich girl na na na na na na na” 🎧🎤
🙎🏾♂️ you’re gay
I GET MONEY BRO!
I love my brother Shaykh Ahmad
The Mosque not open yet but ima stay here till they do
Only gotta wait two more hours
I’m staying till after Asr Inshallah
🙎🏾♂️ say Inshallah bro
I did!
Friday is the best day of the week
I need a portable charger
Judah gave me one before, but I lost it
This shyt hot!
Ty Dolla $ign- 3 wayz
Patience is of levels
And the highest level is a beautiful patience
A beautiful patience is when people don’t even realize that you’re being patient
Whatever happens happens is for our best, even if we do not realize it
You go outside there and you keep your gaze down. That is a Sunnah. The longer you do it the more reward you get
When you’re really tempted to look, don’t look
Islam has liberated me
Never ever underestimate the power of Allah
Whenever Allah wills good for a person He subjects them to trials
We don’t like them but they are there to reform us
They are there to purify us of our sins
Allah exists without a place
He does not have organs
I’m at Jummuah, I love it here. I love Islam. I LOVE MY LIFE!
Not every question is beneficial
Not every answer is something that we can grasp and understand
If Allah Wills, next week I will come to this Masjid again
The Masjid is my second home
I don’t even have a first home tho... I’m homeless 🤔
Oh well... I guess this my first home
“HE THINK HE BALLIN CUZ HE GOTTA BLOCK!” 🎧🎤
Young Jeezy - Ballin
This shyt gets me turnt!
Lmaoo Jason gon fuck the shit outta Christy
I didn’t watch porn and jerk off yesterday, cuz it was Friday. And I ain’t doing it today cuz it’s Saturday
But I’m damn sure gonna do that hoe Sunday night
You damn skippy btch!
I fucked the shit out that girl Nina, my dck getting hard just thinking about it
I wanna fuck her again
I can’t do it
I NEED IT!!!
👸🏻smhh
This btch is a ninja wtf
Lemme see u shake your ass btch
These btches is lesbians
This ngga Bill been smoking cigarettes since he was nine
My girl not picking up bro, I don’t like that shyt
I’m lonely and need somebody to talk to
Judy said I got bedroom eyes, I ont even know what that means, all ik is I wanna stick my long hard fat dck in a girl’s kitty hole
That’s all I wanna do frfr
Cherokee is a freakin cum box!
I don’t even care that my roommates is in here, I’m bouta watch some porn and wank off
I’M HAAWWNNYY!!
I wanna fuck a baby in you btch
You gotta lay down while I fuck u sideways
That shyt nutted
I’m wanking off again fuck that shyt
This btch August Taylor is a freaking cum box
That shyt been nutted
I’m bouta try and call this btch again
She’s still not fukkin picking up!!
SHE’S MY GIRL DAAAWWGG!!!! 😡
This ngga Tyron was like: “Bro, you gotta finesse your way into pussy” 😂
And this ngga Chris was like “Don’t ever chase pussy bro, let it chase you”
My friends give me the best relationship advice
I love early mornings like this
I can just lay down and think, until Fajr time comes in
I’m a morning person!
A lot of people say “I’m not a morning person”
You know why? BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T PRAY FAJR
I guarantee you if you wake up for Fajr every morning you will LOVE MORNINGS!
Don’t think of it as a burden, but a gift, a blessing
I’m thinking about Bill
How can I get this ngga to stop smoking cigarettes if he’s been doing that shyt SINCE HE WAS NINE??
👸🏻well maybe you can start off by stop buying him cigarettes
🙎🏾♂️yeah, and stop smoking yourself
Fuck y’all! What do you know??
I be like: “Bill, do you want Newports or Mavericks?”
He be like: “Idc, I’m not picky on what kills me”
🤣😂
This ngga Bill. He’s only 58, but his physicality is that of a 90 year old man
He’s had eight strokes, eight heart attacks, he got arthritis on his feet, he walks with a cane, all this shyt...
👸🏻Smh, and you still be buying him cigarettes?
BECAUSE HE’S MY FRIEND, THAT’S WHAT FRIENDS DO!
👸🏻 friends don’t kill each other
I’m not killing him, Bill is a grown man. He knows the consequences of his actions. If he wants to continue smoking and go into an early grave...
I gotta wank off again
It’s official, Tiffany Stax is a cumbox
This ngga Bill is older than my pops you talking about me killing him n shyt
When I grow up I want to be a doctor and save people’s lives 😇
Sike naw, I wanna be a pimp 😏
I’M THE BEST IN SCRABBLE!
Nobody can see me!
🙎🏾♂️At night time
👸🏻cdffuupp
That’s not funny bro, I’m not even that black
🙎🏾♂️yeah, and Michael Jackson...
🙎🏾♂️IS NOT DEAD
Good save bro
But he’s really not dead tho
He’s not bro!
Michael Jackson’s my father
That ngga was a highly pious Muslim
May Allah bless Michael Jackson and Mansa Musa
I wanna fuck Tasha
🙎🏾♂️ngga u wanna fuck errybody
Damn right, I wanna fuck ur fatass mom too
This what Tyron said he gon do to a girl: “ima suck the fart out her ass bro”
These nggas on fb funny as shyt! 😂😂
I’m bouta smoke a cigarette
Fb is just full of nosy people, and I’m one of them lmmaaoo
Making Wudu gives you energy
Cherokee is my favorite porn star, I’m in love with this btch
I don’t watch porn tho, that shyt’s haraam
This not even Cherokee wtf
Oh shit you fucking slut btch, you gon take all this dck I promise you 👏
This shyt gon nut fast I can already tell
I’m highly stimulated
This btch is a fucking whore LOOK AT HER DUDE!
That shyt nutted
That was quick
Btch didn’t I tell you that shyt was gon be fast?
CAN’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU!
Somebody’s always following and watching me, it’s the Jinns! These nggas wanna take my life bruh!
I SEE YOU WATCHING ME!!
🙎🏾♂️ you can’t see the Jinns bro
Says who?
🙎🏾♂️ummm... God!
I’m tied as hell, I don’t even feel like doing this shyt anymore frfr
I just wanna go to sleep
🙎🏾♂️ you can’t bro! If you don’t finish the Jinns gon kill you
😰
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