Idk. The reason why I am so awesome cannot be explained. Your simple mind cannot wrap around the concept of my amazing awesomeness.
Listen, I do what I want, when I want, how I want.
Listen man, I'm a thug. I'ma gangster. I'm a chain swinging chopper banging head knocking dude, YOU CAN'T SEE ME. BOO! 
look at you, scared running for your life. Listen, you are nothing to me. We can spend 500 years in the hyperbolic time chamber together and if you was to get breast cancer and die I wouldn't
even notice that you were gone. That's how I feel about you. I'm not gonna lie to you bruh... But I'm pretty awesome. Your mom be like "DAAMN ZAADYY!" when I put this hard pipe all in her. And then I smack that
broad with the remote and tell her to shut up!
Listen man, I aint gon lie to you. But I'm pretty awesome. The evidence of my extreme awesomeness is evident, you just need to open your eyes and look bruh.
Listen man, I aint gon lie to you. But I'm pretty awesome. No one is more awesome than me. When I say "awesome" you need to know what I mean. My awesome is incomparable, it is unequivocal. I can do things
that nobody can do. I'm an alien.
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