"I'ma hold you down forever shorty. Ya hear me?" Abdul said quietly to Shay as her head was laid on his chest.
"Okay." Shay said.
"I love you. Ya hear me? You my rod." Abdul said.
"You love me?" Shay asked.
"I love you like a fat kid love cake. Ya hear me?"
Shay snickered and giggled.
"And I don't even like cake foreal. I'ma vegetarian." Abdul said.
Shay laughed out loud. "Omg boy you stupid as hell. Being a vegetarian means you don't consume meat." She said.
"It's dairy products! You sound stupid." Abdul rebuttaled.
Shay laughed out loud again. She lifted her head up off his chest.
"Are you serious? To be a vegetarian means that you don't eat meat, not dairy products."
Abdul rolled his eyes. "You're definitely wrong! Dairy products are also forbidden for vegetarians."
"No they're not." Shay replied.
"How much you wanna bet?"
Shay laid her head back down on his chest. "Whatever!"
"It's cause you know you broke btch and you ain't got no money!" Abdul said.
Shay sighed deeply, then she closed her eyes.
"I will ask my Lord Allah Azzawajal about this matter. He is the Knower of all." Said Abdul.
"Stupid boy this has nothing to do with Religion." Shay said.
Abdul wrapped both his arms around Shay's lower body and squeezed tightly.
"Call me stupid again and I'll end your life. Ya hear me?"
Shay gave a loud yelp. Abdul loosened his grip.
"I'm gonna show you a bit of mercy because you're my wife and I fuck with you. But I'm not as merciful as Allah, don't let me ever hear you say no dumb shit like that again. Ya hear me?" Abdul said.
"I'm sorry daddy." Shay said quietly underneath her breath.
Abdul then pulled out his iPhone from his back pocket.
"Hey Siri! Do vegetarians consume dairy products?"
...
"Yes. Vegetarians consume everything but meat."
Abdul quickly tucked his phone back in his pockets.
A few seconds of silence flew by.
"It seems... You were right." Abdul said.
Shay did not reply.
"I'm sorry."
"No, you're not." Shay replied.
"Btch I just said I'm sorry! Do you wanna stone me to death?"
Shay chuckled. "Mhmm..."
"Wtf does that mean?"
"Can you sing that song again please?"
"Which song?"
"The one you made for your little sister."
"Oh you talking bout BMH2? Chill shorty. You know I'm shy." Said Abdul.
"Why you shy?" Shay asked.
"Because... You're soo pretty and... I can't sing."
"Awww... I'm pretty?" Shay asked.
"Fuck no btch. You're fat and ugly."
Shay scoffed and smacked him lightly on the chest.
"Tell me about your little sister?" Shay said.
"Her name is 'Assanatu', she's a very smart girl. She's only three years old. She has a very bright future ahead of her." Abdul said.
"Where's your mom at?"
"My mom or Assanatu's mom?"
"Oh, Assanatu's your half sister?" Shay asked.
"That is correct. My biological mother is still in West Africa. Though, we don't talk very much." Abdul said.
"Por Que?"
Abdul shrugged. "Allah Knows best. She has other children that she has beared."
"With your father?"
"No, another man."
"Do you talk to your mothers' children?" Shay asked.
"Faack no! My mother cheated on my father and got married to another man. Without the consensus of my father. I don't give a damn about my mothers' children." Abdul said.
"But aren't they your brothers and sisters as well?" Asked Shay.
"Yes." Abdul said.
A few seconds of silence flew by.
Abdul finally spoke. "All the Prophets, are like brothers. From the same father but different mothers."
"I am closer to my father's children then my mother. Because think about it Shekira... My mother cheated on my father and broke his heart. My father is not a robot, he has feelings like me and you. And keep in mind, my mother and father were married for over twenty-years. My mother was on the street when my father found her. She didn't have any clothes on her back, no money, no food, no nothing! My father took her in, made her a wife and a mother. And then she cheated on him. That's no small matter." Abdul said.
"I agree." Shekira added.
"When I was in first grade, there was this girl named Alicia. She was my btch! We used to play on the monkey bars together at recess, I would give her my chocolate milk at lunch."
"I thought you said you was vegan?" Shay cut in.
"You're missing the point btch!" Abdul said.
"I love my mother much more than my father. But God chooses my father over my mother. And Allah... Is my Lord! Does that make sense?" Abdul said.
"Yes." Shay said and nodded her head.
"Do you have any other brothers or sisters?"
"Yes. I have an elder brother and sister. We are not in contact though." Said Abdul.
"How come?"
"Various reasons. My family structure is not the best. I've chosen the path of Allah. My brother is a chauvinistic atheist." Abdul said.
"What is that?" Shay asked.
"He is one who is proud to disbelieve in Allah."
"Oh. What about your sister?"
"She's gonna have a calamitous death very soon. My father has cursed both my brother and sister. Allah never rejects the supplication that a father makes for his child."
"Has he cursed you?"
"Perhaps, most likely." Abdul said.
He continued. "But Allah... Is Kabeer!"
"What is that?"
"He is All Aware. Nothing escapes His Knowledge."
"Are you scared?" Asked Shay.
"Absolutely not. Whatever happens is by the Will of Allah. I am content with Allah as my Lord and Muhammad as my Prophet." Abdul said.
"Go to sleep. You ask too many questions." Abdul said.
"Tell me more about your baby sister." Shay said.
"I love my baby sister. As for my dad's wife, I abhor her greatly." Abdul said.
"Por Que?"
"She tried multiple times to have intercourse with me." Abdul said.
Shay laughed out loud. "Are you serious?"
"Yes. Very." Abdul replied.
"How did she try to have intercourse with you?"
"I would always catch her gazing down at my private part, and whenever I was in the room watching porn and jacking off she would always rush in."
"Why were you watching porn?"
"Cause I was horny btch!"
"Why was you horny?"
"Btch! Cause I'm not gay like your uncle!"
Shay erupted in laughter.
"And you wanna know what else she did?" Said Abdul.
"Tell me."
"She told her son, my baby brother 'Alusine' to call me Apa, or dad. This ngga was calling me dad n shyt. Like wtf... I'm not your fucking dad!"
Shay bursted out in laughter.