The steps to make the sausages in chronological order was 1. Get the skillet from under the counter, rinse it and put it on the stove top.
2. Get the sausages from the freezer and put it inside the sink and turn the hot water on and let it thaw out, because it was frozen.
3.Turn the stove on and let it heat up as I got the sausages from the freezer and put it on the skillet and turn the heat up then begin cooking it.
And then when I was done I would finally get a plate and put it on there and go upstairs and give it to Cecilia. Simple three-step process which should take no more than 25 minutes.
Why did it take me an hour and fifteen minutes and I ended up almost burning the entire kitchen down? I finished making it though thank God, and I successfully put it on the plate and delivered it up to Cecilia’s room.
Her door was wide open so I didn’t even bother to knock, I figured she was expecting me anyway.
“Here you go princess!” I said to her as I walked in.
“YAY! Why did it take you so long though?” She said as she grabbed the plate from my hand and began eating the first one, I made her seven in total.
“I burnt my finger and had to get Band-Aid and sit in my room for a while.” I said.
She then looked at my fingers. There were no Band-Aids on them.
“Oh… Okay. Well thank you!” She said and gave me a peck on the cheek.
I then proceeded to my room and left her to eat her sausages and watch whatever she was watching.
I jumped on my bed, put my head on the pillow and pulled out my Samsung Galaxy Note III in my pocket. I looked at the time, it was 3:15pm. I was thinking maybe I should call Christy now but it was still pretty early, I didn’t want her thinking that I’m desperate or in a haste to call her and talk to her, even though I was, but I didn’t want her thinking that. I figured I’ll just call her at 4:33pm. I then scrolled down my contacts list in my phone to “J”, I had to call him and tell him, the suspense was killing me.
The phone rang twice. Then he picked up.
“Wassup bruh, how you?” Jerry said on the other end of the phone. He sounded like he had just woken up from a nap.
“Yo bruh anybody ever tell you that you look like Peter Parker? You ever seen The Amazing Spider-Man? You look like the main character, Tobey Maguire.” I said.
Jerry erupted in laughter. “HAHAHA!”
He continued laughing for about 45 seconds.
“Ok well you look like Levar Burton off Roots. You look like Tobi in the face forreal.” Said Jerry.
I laughed out loud. That was pretty funny. I kept laughing for about as long as Jerry laughed.
“All you had to do was say your name “Tobi” and masser’ was gon’ stop whipping you. But noo! Your pride was in the way foreal bro! Jerry said.
This time I laughed even louder the first time and almost fell off my bed as I continued laughing.
“You look like a mandingo Vegeta.” Said Jerry.
“Your face look like fecal matter.”
“Your eyeball look like a protruded grape.”
I fell off the bed and continued laughing really hard. I couldn’t control myself. I kept laughing on and on.
Cecilia rushed in the room. “Jason what’s wrong, why are you being so loud?” She had a piece of sausage in her hand as she rushed in.
“GO BACK IN YOUR ROOM AND FINISH THE DAMN SAUSAGES!” I immediately stopped laughing and yelled at her.
“I almost burnt down the kitchen trying to make them jawns for you.” I said to her.
“OK!” She said and closed the door and left.
I probably shouldn’t have told her that I almost burnt down the kitchen I thought to myself as I was getting up from the floor. I got back on my bed and put the phone on speaker.
“You still there bro?” I said to Jerry.
“Yeah. You fried dummy.” Jerry said.
A wide smile spread across my face. Jerry knew that I was high. But how did he know? I was bewildered.
“Who you was with?” Jerry asked.
“When?” I said.
“Who was you smoking with and when?” Jerry asked me in a calm voice.
“What you my mom?” I replied with a monotonous tone.
“I ran pass DuL on the tracks when I was coming home.” I said.